Thank you.PSUFAN wrote:Even the board speedbags have their own acronym to offer by way of retort.
can I just say...the reindeer suck
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I'll give you props, RF. You had the foresight to marry the Michelin Man, slap a blonde wig on him, and post a picture of the whole song and dance on the board.
Hey, at least YOU didn't cross-dress for the camera, and then call everybody ELSE fags as a defense.
Hey, at least YOU didn't cross-dress for the camera, and then call everybody ELSE fags as a defense.
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mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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Reset:Donder wrote: Ok, so set up a smack off thread for you and the deer of your choice, girlfriend.
Let's do this.
The collective badass "deer" fraternity (and I'm lumping you cunts together) want poor brave wittle quacker backer to set-up a smackoff thread so you can gang up on him.
Fucking cowards, though I hesitate to use the plural. It might just be all shit stained PUS and his discarded undies... (you did throw them in the trash, right?) running these shit trolls.
Your mission statement needs revised.
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Interesting tidbit: 1 in every 41 men are cross dressers, which leads me to this question; of the 44 presidents elected, which one do you think acutally wore a C cup and some heels around the White House.PSUFAN wrote:Hey, at least YOU didn't cross-dress for the camera, and then call everybody ELSE fags as a defense.
Btw, this really opens the door for some good wytching.
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I'm beginning to infer that Whitey has me pegged as a deer. Of course, he entered this thread racking the deer. Some new IKYABWAI variant? Turnstile patois?
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
You go ahead and figger it out, brah - get back to us.RumpleForeskin wrote:Coolidge is the first who comes to mind.
In the meantime, post a new pic of your fucking sow - just to keep us busy.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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I believe it was suggested that quacker take on the deer of his choice. Singular. Like your brain cell, you know?War Wagon wrote:Reset:Donder wrote: Ok, so set up a smack off thread for you and the deer of your choice, girlfriend.
Let's do this.
The collective badass "deer" fraternity (and I'm lumping you cunts together) want poor brave wittle quacker backer to set-up a smackoff thread so you can gang up on him.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Sure it would. You're just resentful that we don't care about you.RumpleForeskin wrote:Yeah, I'm sure it would have went down that way too. :meds:Goober McTuber wrote:I believe it was suggested that quacker take on the deer of his choice. Singular.
Now go back to suckling your momma's teat and leave the smack to the adults.
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War Wagon wrote:Reset:Donder wrote: Ok, so set up a smack off thread for you and the deer of your choice, girlfriend.
Let's do this.
The collective badass "deer" fraternity (and I'm lumping you cunts together) want poor brave wittle quacker backer to set-up a smackoff thread so you can gang up on him.
Fucking cowards, though I hesitate to use the plural. It might just be all shit stained PUS and his discarded undies... (you did throw them in the trash, right?) running these shit trolls.
Your mission statement needs revised.
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Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
Whitey Wagon, sacker lacker, or RumpleHusband can feel free to step.
Pick your deer. Start the thread. Get it on.
Nobody except you and the deer of your choice can post in the thread.
If you're such hot shit you'll take the challenge.
If you're a sniveling and worthless message board cunt you'll sit in this thread and cry about the deer getting over on you.
Show your colors, twats.
Pick your deer. Start the thread. Get it on.
Nobody except you and the deer of your choice can post in the thread.
If you're such hot shit you'll take the challenge.
If you're a sniveling and worthless message board cunt you'll sit in this thread and cry about the deer getting over on you.
Show your colors, twats.
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You mean, do what you just did?Donder wrote: If you're a sniveling and worthless message board cunt you'll sit in this thread and cry...
Again, some dumbfuck shit troll calling somebody else "worthless" is pretty fuckin' funny.
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WW, the reindeer, sheet, Donder by himself, have contributed more humor, wit, and intellect to this board while posting for only a few weeks a year than you EVER have on this board, the CF board or just life in general.War Wagon wrote:You mean, do what you just did?Donder wrote: If you're a sniveling and worthless message board cunt you'll sit in this thread and cry...
Again, some dumbfuck shit troll calling somebody else "worthless" is pretty fuckin' funny.
That we may or may not be a particular poster's primary nic is besides the point. You are a recognized (snicker) poster who is seen as much more of a "dumbfuck shit" than any of us.
Is it possible for someone who looks like Pugsley from the Addams Family and drives a forklift to ever elicit anything besides pity and loathing from others? Whitey, your existence itself, is a dumbfuck shit troll. Truly, God is having a good laugh as he uses you on the messageboard of life for his own amusement.
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James Buchanan.RumpleForeskin wrote:Interesting tidbit: 1 in every 41 men are cross dressers, which leads me to this question; of the 44 presidents elected, which one do you think acutally wore a C cup and some heels around the White House.PSUFAN wrote:Hey, at least YOU didn't cross-dress for the camera, and then call everybody ELSE fags as a defense.
Btw, this really opens the door for some good wytching.
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Doubtful, but even if true, why don't you try explaining why I should give a fuck? I post here to amuse myself only and certainly don't give a reindeers troll ass if you're entertained by it or not.Tyree wrote: You are a recognized (snicker) poster who is seen as much more of a "dumbfuck shit" than any of us.
Now that you've got that little fact straight in your pea brained skull, feel free to go play in traffic on the Interstate.
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Whitey Wagon doesn't know what he is or what he wants. Classic case of an all-life crisis
Starts out racking the deer. Shifts the forklift gears and starts crying about them. Isn't yet inclined to sack the fuck up and take a simple call out challenge, which the rest of the board witnesses as lacking nuts.
The guy's just a mess.
He really ought to be left alone to piss on himself in peace.
Starts out racking the deer. Shifts the forklift gears and starts crying about them. Isn't yet inclined to sack the fuck up and take a simple call out challenge, which the rest of the board witnesses as lacking nuts.
The guy's just a mess.
He really ought to be left alone to piss on himself in peace.
More importantly, why is it the bottom feeders on this board who continually call out the reindeer?
Is there a Kwanzaa troll? What exactly is Kwanzaa about? Would the Kwanzaa troll stick a welfare check and a 40 ounce bottle down IB's throat while shouting "Umoja,Kujichagulia, Ujima, Ujamaa, Nia, Kuumba, and Imani muthafucka?"
Is there a Kwanzaa troll? What exactly is Kwanzaa about? Would the Kwanzaa troll stick a welfare check and a 40 ounce bottle down IB's throat while shouting "Umoja,Kujichagulia, Ujima, Ujamaa, Nia, Kuumba, and Imani muthafucka?"
Look - the deer have skills and all, but I wonder if they know who they're messing with. The IKYABWAI Juggernaut is not run quite as readily as the Fresno's Secret gang. It's easy to land a punch on Paula...but making him feel it? Not so easy.
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mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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I think you just ordered Iced Tea in Harlem.Tyree wrote:Is there a Kwanzaa troll? What exactly is Kwanzaa about? Would the Kwanzaa troll stick a welfare check and a 40 ounce bottle down IB's throat while shouting "Umoja,Kujichagulia, Ujima, Ujamaa, Nia, Kuumba, and Imani muthafucka?"
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I racked exactly one post, the very first. Since then you've grown quite tedious and repetitive. Not to mention, you've taken unprovoked shots at moi, which coming from shit troll(s), was bad form.Donder wrote: Starts out racking the deer.
Did you expect me to just lay back and take it? Hardly. I'll give back as good as I get.
On the 1st night of Hanukkah my checkbook gave to me …Rudolph wrote:Feeling left out?The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Why do people think they need to go out of their way to garner the attention of the reindeers?
I'm sure the Hannukkah candle trolls will be by any day now to shove a dreidel up your ass and piss in your olive oil.
A Condo by an orange tree
On the 2nd night of Hanukkah my checkbook gave to me …
Two convertible cars
And a Condo by an orange tree
On the 3rd night of Hanukkah my checkbook gave to me …
Three Montblanc Pens
Two convertible cars
And a Condo by an orange tree
On the 4th night of Hanukkah my checkbook gave to me …
Four matzo balls
Three Montblanc Pens
Two convertible cars
And a Condo by an orange tree
On the 5th night of Hanukkah my checkbook gave to me …
Five golden coupons
Four matzo balls
Three Montblanc Pens
Two convertible cars
And a Condo by an orange tree
On the 6th night of Hanukkah my checkbook gave to me …
Six weeks vacationing
Five Golden Coupons
Four matzo balls
Three Montblanc Pens
Two convertible cars
And a Condo by an orange tree
On the 7th night of Hanukkah my checkbook gave to me …
Seven bubbies swimming
Six weeks vacationing
Five Golden Coupons
Four matzo balls
Three Montblanc Pens
Two convertible cars
And a Condo by an orange tree
On the 8th night of Hanukkah my checkbook gave to me …
Eight way of shpilking
Seven bubbies swimming
Six weeks vacationing
Five Golden Coupons
Four matzo balls
Three Montblanc Pens
Two convertible cars
And a Condo by an orange tree
On the 9th night of Hanukkah my checkbook gave to me ….
Nothing!!!
Which is why Christmas will always have BODE over you’re shitty jew, wanna be holiday.