Gather round, my reindeer ho's

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:42 am

These be fightin' words.

a waste of skin wrote:Exactly so. Whitey has raised the white pussy flag. He was called out to get it on with any single one of us and he couldn't hack it. Period.

This thread is a testament to his extreme pussiness. Troll, non-troll, it doesn't matter. It's an excuse for him to try to salvage any remaining board cred. Because the board sees right through his asinine act. These people are not message board beginners. Who does this asshole think reads this?

Few posters suck as badly as he does. It's in plain view for all to witness.

Whitey is a pussy.

What a pathetic effort. Is that all you waste's of skin can muster?

Congrats on drawing me out though, shitstains. I don't take any of this seriously, and neither do any of the other regulars here... witness their almost complete disdain and lack of participation in the reindeer games... but I'm bored, so let's get it on, shall we?

Which one of you troll vermin want to be first to feel the wrath of Wags? Get in line, slut(s).

I'm going to disect you like a cardboard cut-out and leave your stinking entrails festering on the ground for maggots to consume.

This is going to be epcot!

I might even bust a nut on my 7k post in the mouth of the lucky reindeer that promises they won't spit it out.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:46 am

War Wagon wrote:I don't take any of this seriously

Lies I tell ya, complete lies.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:52 am

step aside rumps, I'm only smelling deer pherenomes tonight.

Donder · Post by **Donder** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:54 am

Whitey wrote:Which one of you troll vermin want to be first to feel the wrath of Wags?

Can't you read the instructions?

Pick the deer, you daddy-suckin' hillbilly.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:00 am

Did I not give prior instruction that it is I who make the rules here?

Rule #1: No emoticons from hamstrung deer who can't make a point without resorting otherwise.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:09 am

Haven't been here in a while.

Pretty bummed I decided to start here.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:11 am

cinderella_undercover wrote:Pretty bummed I decided to start here.

Fraulein, we must go back to the other place.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:19 am

cinderella_undercover wrote:Haven't been here in a while.

Pretty bummed I decided to start here.

Yeah, me too.

I react badly to saggy breasteses thrust in my face.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:24 am

I don't think you know who I am.

Donder · Post by **Donder** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:26 am

Whitey's a buzz kill. Even his wife went out on him.

I've seen his daughter's ass. That plump thing didn't come from the loins of Whitey. No way. His ass is as fucking FLAT as a Hallmark Xmas card. LOL

That's one midwestern neck who was seriously deprived in both the ass and brain department.

The yo-yo yokel has even crapped out on the instructions for starting his smack off thread. I mean, how fucked can a person be? LOL

Seriously, administrators, someone ban the useless tard.

Put a bullet in him.

He sickens all who read here, I am sure.

Take out the trash.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:27 am

HE KNOWS YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?

sin,
OTST

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:32 am

Dave, care to explain how the latest two tarddeer trolls were "certified" before their first post?

Go ahead and spin that one you fucking pussy.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:38 am

cinderella_undercover wrote:I don't think you know who I am.

Doh! Must capture that for posterity.

Of course, you are correct. I don't know you. Neither do you "know" me.

sigh... 7k posts, and naught a gax sock to show for it, but I guess I'd rather waste it on you than any retardedly redundant reindeer.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:41 am

OTST wrote:Dave, care to explain how the latest two tarddeer trolls were "certified" before their first post?

I'm guessing that it's due to the high quality control standards that are maintained here at T1B.

Donder · Post by **Donder** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:46 am

POST 100!!

BODE over Whitey the flat assed midwestern cuckold.

How sweet it is!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:15 am

Donder wrote: BODE

You bear a strong resemblance to Bitchshice... coincidental, I'm sure.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:40 am

OTST wrote:Dave, care to explain how the latest two tarddeer trolls were "certified" before their first post?

Go ahead and spin that one you fucking pussy.

You mean, how did a couple of deer get titles? I can only presume that they contacted an admin and requested to be given a title. I'm not sure what the transgression is in that case? Can you instruct us on that point?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:05 am

PSUFAN wrote:Can you instruct us on that point?

Yes.

you need to see a neurologist (or an exorcist) for this multiple personality disorder.

Just trying to be helpful.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:30 am

War Wagon wrote:Just trying to be helpful.

Try logging off.

That should help a few folks.

You, mainly.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:35 am

Rack the hockey exhibitionist.

Pick your dance partner, Whitey. Run any one of us, and we'll disappear for the season. You lose, and you're gone for the rest of 2007.

Come on, Whitey. Here's your chance to cull the herd.

Have your daughter read you the directions and start the call-out.

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:41 am

PSUFAN wrote:
OTST wrote:Dave, care to explain how the latest two tarddeer trolls were "certified" before their first post?

Go ahead and spin that one you fucking pussy.
You mean, how did a couple of deer get titles? I can only presume that they contacted an admin and requested to be given a title. I'm not sure what the transgression is in that case? Can you instruct us on that point?

Yeah sure. You've only been on all day responding to valid questions. You are an admin here right? For the masses out there reading Dave's bullshit, he is a lying sack of shit. Dude is a full on flaming, butt-slamming homo. That is putting it nicely.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:45 am

Pay attention to MEEEEEEEE!!

I'm cute, after all.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:47 am

Rudolph wrote:Rack the hockey exhibitionist.

Awwww, GREAT.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:48 am

Never underestimate what a wholesale supply of deer sperm could do for that complexion of yours.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:56 am

Dirty little reindeer.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:56 am

Have your daughter read you the directions and start the call-out.

Whitey's daughter can't read. She can, however, lip-read.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:56 am

Fuck Rudolph and his stupid motherfucking red nose. With any luck you will meet a 767 head on, and when it lands they will scrape your bitch ass off the nose of it with razor blades.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:59 am

cinderella_undercover wrote:Dirty little reindeer.

That Vixen slut's a liar. I'm huge.

Huge and CUTE.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:26 am

cinderella_undercover wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Just trying to be helpful.
Try logging off.

That should help a few folks.

You, mainly.

By "You" I hope you meant all of "You" other posters here suffering through whiteys constant chest cavity thumping and pathetic life stories.

Good lord. Him leaving here could not possibly make his life better. He kilt his own dog, his wife married him for, ummm,

He drives a forklift at a steel storage place and his daughter licks softball chick crotch.

This is his high point.

Unless you count making fun of minorities and gays. That may be his personal high point.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:32 am

I seem to only come here to get him going, and then I leave for a few weeks.

I have no idea why I do that.

Honestly.

I think it's cause deep down inside, I know he believes in me.

Oh, and cause I think he wants my starfish.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:07 am

Whitey believes in Budweiser, window units and shiny things that flutter about.

He also thinks starfish is a shitty rock band from the '80s.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:28 am

Rudolph wrote:Whitey believes in ~~Budweiser~~ any cheap shitty beer that comes in a 30-pack, ~~window units~~ holes in the wall for coolin' down, and ~~shiny things that flutter about.~~ anything to distract him from his pathetic life for 3 seconds at a time.

Might as well nail it down for what it is.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:59 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:He drives a forklift at a steel storage place

Which is bad BECAUSE......?

Donder · Post by **Donder** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:57 pm

That's right, it's not bad. Of course Porky Paul can identify.

The world needs it's grunts like a message board needs it's tards.

Whitey serves as societal grunt by day and message board tard by night.

That's called knowing your role.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:07 pm

Donder wrote:That's right, it's not bad. Of course Porky Paul can identify.

The world needs it's grunts like a message board needs it's tards.

Whitey serves as societal grunt by day and message board tard by night.

That's called knowing your role.

This coming from a troll who's primary function is as a beast of burden?

Seems to me that Santa's bitches errrr Reindeer might want to back away from job smack?

Vixen · Post by **Vixen** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:54 pm

BSmack wrote:
Donder wrote: That's called knowing your role.
This coming from a troll who's primary function is as a beast of burden?

Seems to me that Santa's bitches errrr Reindeer might want to back away from job smack?

Say what? When it comes to Job Smack, we have the ultimate BODE. We work 1 night a year, spreading joy and happiness to billions of people around the world. What the fuck do you do that's so great? The rest of the year we get to do what ever we please and to clue you in on how we roll, rock stars aspire to party like us. So while you piddle around like the sniveling cunt that you are, day in and day out at your shitty fucking job that you claim to love(we know better), just remember what your role is, was and always will be ... Board Bitch. On the bright side, you're not alone in that role.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:05 pm

Vixen wrote: Say what? When it comes to Job Smack, we have the ultimate BODE. We work 1 night a year, spreading joy and happiness to billions of people around the world. What the fuck do you do that's so great? The rest of the year we get to do what ever we please and to clue you in on how we roll, rock stars aspire to party like us. So while you piddle around like the sniveling cunt that you are, day in and day out at your shitty fucking job that you claim to love(we know better), just remember what your role is, was and always will be ... Board Bitch. On the bright side, you're not alone in that role.

I love it when you talk that way.

Come here you hussy!

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:07 pm

Vixen wrote:Say what? When it comes to Job Smack, we have the ultimate BODE.

You are a four legged forklift. I suppose in KC that equals bode.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:12 pm

The reindeer are out of control. This should shut'em up....

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:33 pm

General Memo: we've all seen the weak googlejob posts. Step to the deer with WORDS, you ASS

Gather round, my reindeer ho's

Gather round, my reindeer ho's

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