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Santa's Elf
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What the @#&%!

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What the fuck does a holiday troll have to do around here to become certified?
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Unhinge that jaw and I'll show you.
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All you had to do was ask!
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Blitzen wrote:Unhinge that jaw and I'll show you.
Looks like I'll be having venison for dinner tonight.
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I'm getting tired of it myself....in fact, I'm about out of bullets. Those overgrown rats with antlers can be hard to kill.
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RevLimiter wrote:I'm getting tired of it myself....in fact, I'm about out of bullets. Those overgrown rats with antlers can be hard to kill.
They're easy to shoot. But then you have to chase them down, and I can see where you'd have troubles with that.
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You betcha.
T1B- THE place to be for fun, informative sports talk....or NOT:
Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
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Gax ass reindeer, now a midget. The holiday trolls suck out loud. Can we get a yukon cornelius troll up in here?
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smackaholic wrote:Gax ass reindeer, now a midget. The holiday trolls suck out loud. Can we get a yukon cornelius troll up in here?
Come on now Jerry, you are just jealous that you didn't get invited to play.
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smackaholic wrote:Gax ass reindeer, now a midget. The holiday trolls suck out loud. Can we get a yukon cornelius troll up in here?

YETI ATE JACK.



QUEERDEER ARE NEXT!



RRRRRAAAAAAARRRRR
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Santa's Elf wrote:
Blitzen wrote:Unhinge that jaw and I'll show you.
Looks like I'll be having venison for dinner tonight.
Oh, Dear! That'll cost you a buck.
Santa's Elf wrote:What the fuck does a holiday troll have to do around here to become certified?
You have to come up with 12 Christmas jokes, other than the examples below.

Make sure the jokes are good enough to “sleigh” us!

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How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? Ten!
One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders!

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf”esteem!

How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!

How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"

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