Official 2008 Death Pool

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:18 am

Sudden Sam wrote:Bill O'Reilly, Rupert Murdoch's hand puppet - punched out by Keith Olberman...

Right. That faggot couldn't punch out Billy Barty.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:28 am

Diogenes wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Bill O'Reilly, Rupert Murdoch's hand puppet - punched out by Keith Olberman...
Right. That faggot couldn't punch out Billy Barty.

Considering Billy Barty is six feet underground, you're probably safe making that assumption.
Anne Coulter's elbows will remain deadly into eternity.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:22 am

1. RumpleForeskin - drowning. Will attempt to eat out his wife and fall in.
2. Paul's left ventricle
3. Whitey Wagon - death by fire. 13 space heaters in one outlet will burn the house down.
4. Sirfindafold - homicide. Forgets he's not on the internet and tells a 350 pound ex-con to go fuck himself.
~~5. AP's dignity~~

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:02 am

Trampis wrote:Chocking? Is that a new T1Bism?

I was baiting Dins into derailing a death pool thread.

(ok I fucked over the spelling but in fairness it was before my morning coffee.)

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:47 pm

T1B - natural causes.

what do I win?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:58 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:T1B - natural causes.

what do I win?

A “Who Gives a Fuck?” t-shirt.

Shine · Post by **Shine** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:55 pm

Ron Paul- assassinated/"mysterious circumstances"
Art Donovan- heart attack
John Wooden- guilt
Aretha Franklin- heart attack
Liza Minneli- brain embolism

See You Next Wednesday · Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:37 pm

Don Pardo (announcer) - Killed rescuing Prince Harry from Quebecois separatists
Tom Petty (Musician) - Killed by future self in time travel experiment gone wrong
Jane Fonda (actress) - tied to train tracks by Snidely Whiplash
Jim Cramer (Investment Wonk) - Pissing on third rail
Lloyd Carr (Football Coach) - Shot by Marvin Gaye's Father

Q, West Coast Style · Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:06 pm

Roger Clemens : Suicide
Bono: Plane Crash
Pat Summerall: Liver failure
John Madden: Heart Attack
Diego Maradona: Heart Attack

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:16 pm

Shine wrote:Ron Paul- assassinated/"mysterious circumstances"
Art Donovan- heart attack
John Wooden- guilt - for making every other team look like shit for 10 years.
Aretha Franklin- heart attack
Liza Minneli- brain embolism

FTFY-NC

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:02 pm

I'll take a different tact. These are the people I hope die.

Tom Cruise
Hillary Clinton
Albert Pujols
Jeff Roidswell (my favorite player)
Bill Belicheat

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:27 pm

Les Paul (no relation to Ron or Ru)-- accidental electrocution
Ralph Kiner (slugger from way before steroids)-- cardiac arrest
Jack Klugman (one half of TV's Odd Couple)-- cancer
Don Johnson (actor ?)-- auto accident
Stan Lee (The Stan Lee)-- liver failure

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:04 am

Readers of Wolfman posts - boredom

OUMO · Post by **OUMO** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:30 pm

Phyllis Diller (cancer)
Jimmy Carter (stroke)
Sean combs - Puff Daddy - P Diddy (murder) I should get credit for each of his names too

Jack La Lanne - (head on collision while he is busy flexing his buttocks and reaches across to put fruit into his car charged juicer)
Keith Richards - (drug abuse)

socal · Post by **socal** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:54 pm

Hal Holbrook (actor) - natural causes
Jerry Kramer (former Green Bay Packers lineman) - heart attack
George Deukmejian, Jr. (former California governor) - prostate cancer
Bob Knight (coach, chair thrower) - stroke
Ara Parseghian (Domers coach) - natural causes

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:40 pm

Arthur C Clark, age 90. Author of "2001: A Space Odyssey" and today celebrated his final birthday. Heart failure.
Suzanne Pleshette, age 70. TV-wife of Bob Newhart. Cancer.
Ernest Borgnine, age 90. TV-actor of McHale's Navy fame. Heart failure.
Ray Harryhausen, age 87, Old school "stop-motion" sci-fi wizard.
Noel Neill, age 87. Actress, played Lois Lane. Died in "Superman Returns" this year it's for real.

After two straight years I've dumped Earl Campbell. Dude will live to be 80.
As for Borgnine, pushing past 90 and carrying the fat gut. What's up with that?

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:49 am

Amy Winehouse -drug overdose

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:53 pm

Bobby42 wrote:Arthur C Clark, age 90. Author of "2001: A Space Odyssey" and today celebrated his final birthday. Heart failure.
Suzanne Pleshette, age 70. TV-wife of Bob Newhart. Cancer.
Ernest Borgnine, age 90. TV-actor of McHale's Navy fame. Heart failure.
Ray Harryhausen, age 87, Old school "stop-motion" sci-fi wizard.
Noel Neill, age 87. Actress, played Lois Lane. Died in "Superman Returns" this year it's for real.

After two straight years I've dumped Earl Campbell. Dude will live to be 80.
As for Borgnine, pushing past 90 and carrying the fat gut. What's up with that?

no shit on ernie borgnine. if somebody had told me ernie would be around in 30 years, in 1977, I would have bet anything that he wouldn't. Dude was already an old fat guy.