Shit Trolls = Shit Posters

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:35 pm

Y2K wrote:
Gigolo, Home Depot
AP's boss gives up hope

I thought we didn't hand out personal information about peoples employers.

Ban the troll and this members IP immediately.

1. No revealing other user's personal information. This includes, but is not limited to: user's full, real names; home or employment addresses; home or employment telephone numbers; place of employment; e-mails; or IP information. Any violator of this rule will be publicaly revealed, with details of violation posted for all to see. The violator will be BANNED FOR LIFE. In addition, the proper authorities will be notified, with complaints of harassment, threats or other applicable criminal violations reported. There will be no exceptions to this rule under any circumstances whatsoever.
Nuff said.....

Just to clarify one thing. It was Atomic Panties himself who volunteered that he was working for Mr. Blank. I thought he said it was a temporary second job to make extra cash.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:51 pm

Jerkovich wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:
Well, it appears a shit troll named AP's employer up in dis bitch. A reindeer at dat.
Don't worry - AP's employer is conjectural at worst - quite temporary at best.

No, PSUFUCKTARD doesn't reveal trolls...... Oh wait a minute, yes he does.

Would it be too much to ask for an example? Is that something you feel up to?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:12 pm

AP has, on many occasions, offered the board descriptive narratives detailing his various and sundry employment scenarios. The suggestion that a deer troll posted personal information is patently laughable.

fix · Post by **fix** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:15 pm

OTST wrote: Posted: 14 Dec 2007 01:33 am
Well, it appears a shit troll named AP's employer up in dis bitch. A reindeer at dat. Otis better sack up quick. Of course, we all know that only a few are running the reindeer trolls.

Otis, how 'bouts you become a man tonight. I know yo be readin' dis shit. What ya gonna do Mr. Enabler? Where's yo cred?

Actually no, at 1:33 in the morning I was sound asleep. You should try that sometime. It might help your prospective on things.
But thanks for the space inside yo head.

Merry Christmas.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:29 pm

OTST wrote: How come you didn't answer my valid question about gnu posters that are "certified" as RD trolls on their 1st posts? They are "certified" that soon?

I did it. In fact, I created the trolls, attatched the avatar, and provided the password to the handler.

What of it?

Wasn't Otis.

Wasn't "Dave".

It was me. Is this a problem?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:34 pm

RACK you Mr. Hunter, for helping to get so many panties in a bunch.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:40 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:RACK you Mr. Hunter, for helping to get so many panties in a bunch.

Yeah, that's REALLY something to be truly proud of.

Comet · Post by **Comet** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:40 pm

Headhunter wrote:It was me. Is this a problem?

You're going to jail, Fred.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:42 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:RACK you Mr. Hunter, for helping to get so many panties in a bunch.
Yeah, that's REALLY something to be truly proud of.

Go fuck yourself you humorless tub of shit.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:44 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:RACK you Mr. Hunter, for helping to get so many panties in a bunch.
Yeah, that's REALLY something to be truly proud of.

What the fuck do you think we're doing here idiot?

You're a bandwagoning tard. The best part, is that you aren't smart enough to pick the right wagon to ~~jump~~ get hoisted on.

EDIT: Cuda pointed out a glaring error with my post.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:47 pm

Not to be too pickey, TWiS, but "jump" is a little optimistic where Paul is concerned

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:51 pm

Cuda wrote:Not to be too pickey, TWiS, but "jump" is a little optimistic where Paul is concerned

JATO is Paul's friend when it comes to jumping on bandwagons.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:55 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

You fellas are just SO witty!!!! Stop it....you're killin' me here!!!!!

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:55 pm

This is the usual result of KC Paul jumping on a bandwagon

The Whistle Is Screaming · Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:59 pm

RevLimiter wrote:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

You fellas are just SO witty!!!! Stop it....you're killin' me here!!!!!

Don't you find it odd that people who disagree about almost everything else world can band together and agree that you are fucking idiot?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:09 pm

Andy has a lot to answer for here. Jim played a role, too

Donder · Post by **Donder** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:27 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Most folks know my name is "Dave".
My real name is Dave too.

These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:35 pm

Rack Donder, per usualm.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:02 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

You fellas are just SO witty!!!! Stop it....you're killin' me here!!!!!
Don't you find it odd that people who disagree about almost everything else world can band together and agree that you are fucking idiot?

Hey Whistle, do me a favor....go ahead and ask me HOW MUCH I FUCKING CARE WHAT YOU JERKOFFS THINK ABOUT ME.

Can you handle that one little thing? TIA.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:12 pm

PSUFAN wrote: AP's employer is conjectural at worst - quite temporary at best.

I think he wants a conjectual vist from Bennish

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:13 pm

First thing first -- It's "what in the Sam Hill." I seem to remember explaining this before.

It is, of course, a U&L thing.

And for those keeping score at home, Sam Hill is now known as Maryhill(Sam's wife).

But dang, I didn't realize that "Dave" and I were trolling together, much less running all of them. Dang, we're good.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:16 pm

Sam was grant's dad. Bad knees ran in the family.

errr.... limped?

Dancer · Post by **Dancer** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:16 am

Y2K wrote:[web]http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=26297[/web]

Remove this post, Reveal who thought it was fucking funny to reveal a posters employer and ban the Poster for Life.

Or be seen as the biggest bunch of fucking hypocrites ever.

Time to sort things out.

If I were AP, I'd be pissed at you. That may have just been conjecture. It was your post that validated it.

Do you have to stretch a lot before kicking your own ass? Seems like you could pull a quad or something if not properly warmed up.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:30 am

Quit getting yer panties in a bunch.

Donder · Post by **Donder** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:45 am

Current odds on AP & Y2K taking this board down - 8:5*

*line subject to change determinant on rate of Keystone ingestion

http://www.divaholiday.com/carols/1.html

Oh pantied me, oh pantied me, of all the me's most lovely
Oh pantied me, oh pantied me, of all the me's most lovely
Every eve you bring to me delight, my female urge I can not fight
Oh pantied me, oh pantied me, of all the me's most lovely

Oh pantied me, oh pantied me, my inner needs unchanging
Oh pantied me, oh pantied me, my inner needs unchanging
My bowels are full, my face a'glow and does not fade 'cuz I'm a ho
Oh pantied me, oh pantied me, my inner needs unchanging

Every eve you bring to me delight, my female urge I can not fight
Oh pantied me, oh pantied me, of all the me's most lovely

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:06 pm

RevLimiter wrote:Hey Whistle, do me a favor....go ahead and ask me HOW MUCH I FUCKING CARE WHAT YOU JERKOFFS THINK ABOUT ME.

Can you handle that one little thing? TIA.

Paul,
I agree.. It's not important what anyone thinks of you or vice-versa. What's important is the substance of your posts. It's the only thing that's ever mattered. Ever.

I have a feeling I might be losing you… so let me put this into a context you might comprehend. Your posts are about as appetizing as leftover shit stew. You bring about as much to the table as does the wait-staff in those all you can eat buffets you so often frequent. The only time I walk away from the table feeling full after consuming one of your posts, is when someone else baked it for you.

Your innumerable posts on how little you care about other's posted opinions of you… with your bold, ALL CAPS, and whacky fonts scream just the opposite. You crave acceptance here. Unfortunately, you have a better chance of one day looking down and seeing your toes. Step up your game, Paul. Posting BODE, DOME, I DON'T CARE, ETC...over and over just doesn't cut it. It never did.

Happy Holidays.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:19 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:You bring about as much to the table as does the wait-staff in those all you can eat buffets you so often frequent.

Awwwwesome.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:42 pm

I'd like to say I forgot to switch trolls when I posted that, but I can't. Rack that post Ucan't even if it gets lost on the subject.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:55 pm

KC Paul and the Fresno halfwits getting destroyed in a single thread? Beautiful. Somehow, the Archives won't do this thing justice. Ship this bad boy to the Louvre when it's over.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:10 pm

I care what you people think about me. Christmas cards to come.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:41 pm

Donder wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Most folks know my name is "Dave".
My real name is Dave too.
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know

Rack, by the way.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:57 pm

Y2K wrote:Gigolo, Home Depot

So what is it? Gigolo or Home Depot?

Or is he doing volleyball dates with Maverick and Snowman?

Christ, even if that info is accurate, it's probably already outdated. I mean what's the average job retention time for AP these days? 2 weeks?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:00 pm

4 weeks. He sticks to his principles and gives his 2 week notice.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:09 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:You bring about as much to the table as does the wait-staff in those all you can eat buffets you so often frequent.

And you DO?

Now THAT'S the post of the day.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:14 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:You bring about as much to the table as does the wait-staff in those all you can eat buffets you so often frequent.
And you DO?

Now THAT'S the post of the day.

You know Paul, I agree with UCant about as often as I agree with Dubya. But on this he straight up laid you out. Give him his props and move on gracefully for once.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:23 pm

BSmack wrote:Give him his props and move on gracefully for once.

He did... he laid out some epic IKYABWAI "smack" and even included an emoticon for me to peruse.

That is grace, KC style...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:26 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
BSmack wrote:Give him his props and move on gracefully for once.
He did... he laid out some epic IKYABWAI "smack" and even included an emoticon for me to peruse.

That is grace, KC style...

True. Lawrence Taylor couldn't have handled that any better than Paul. Of course LT is a fucking crackhead. Not sure what Paul's excuse is. Congenital birth defect maybe?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:27 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:You bring about as much to the table as does the wait-staff in those all you can eat buffets you so often frequent.
And you DO?

He does something you never do, tubby. He entertains. Agree with him or not, he brings smack and he brings the funny. He just brought both right upside your fat, misshapen head.

I realize it's got to hurt BAD being dissed by a fellow Patriot fan, though.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:31 pm

grace...WTF? GOT IT COVERED

BALEEEEDAT^

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:34 pm

I realize it's got to hurt BAD being dissed by a fellow Patriot fan, though.

10 points is not enough to ensure KCTRL Paul's safe carriage on the wagon. You know he rolled off several times yesterday