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Warden Samuel Norton: [to poster] What say you there, fuzzy-britches? Feel like talking?

Pinups of bikini-clad women hid jailbreak route, officials say

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The county prosecutor's office said the two apparently removed cement blocks from two walls, squeezed through the openings, jumped to a rooftop below and then made it over a 25-foot-high fence.

The men helped cover up the break by placing dummies under their bed blankets, and hiding the wall holes with magazine photos of women in bikinis, authorities said.


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Haven't the prison guards ever watched those 2 Classic movies?

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did they have rachel welch posters?
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apparently they dont sell proactive at the prison gift store.
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smackaholic wrote:did they have rachel welch posters?
Is that Raquel's sister?
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bbqjones wrote:apparently they dont sell proactive at the prison gift store.
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The men helped cover up the break by placing dummies under their bed blankets and slices of pepperoni on their pillows.
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