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Chuck Norris is The Law... Suit

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Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure By Christine Kearney
Fri Dec 21, 7:21 PM ET



NEW YORK (Reuters) - Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him.

Penguin published "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human" in November. Author Ian Spector and two Web sites he runs to promote the book, including http://www.truthaboutchuck.com, are also named in the suit.

The book capitalizes on "mythical facts" that have been circulating on the Internet since 2005 that poke fun at Norris' tough-guy image and super-human abilities, the suit said.

It includes such humorous "facts" as "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried" and "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits," the suit said, as well as "Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard."

"Some of the 'facts' in the book are racist, lewd or portray Mr. Norris as engaged in illegal activities," the lawsuit alleges.

Norris, who rose to fame in the 1970s and 1980s as the star of such films as "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action," says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.

"Defendants have misappropriated and exploited Mr. Norris's name and likeness without authorization for their own commercial profit," said the lawsuit.

The suit, filed in Manhattan federal court, seeks unspecified monetary damages for trademark infringement, unjust enrichment and privacy rights.

Norris, whose real name is Carlos Ray Norris, claims in the suit he is protective of what his name is associated with. He has recently made U.S. headlines for backing Republican presidential candidate former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee.

A spokesman for Penguin, owned by Britain's Pearson, was not immediately available for comment.
Lawsuits don't break copyright infringers, Chuck Norris Breaks Copyright infringers

a few C & P's:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.


Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship
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Chuck is backing Huck, so it's a done deal.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
That one made me laugh.
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Question for the pos lawyers.

Isn't there some sort of law applying to parody that allows this kind of thing? It would excuse them from libel, but, they might still have to cut chuck some sort of royalty check.

If chuck is such a badass, imagine what his lawyer must be like. Dude can walk around and say "I protect Chuck Norris for a living".
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I'm no POS lawyer, but I know that you're talking about what is known as "fair use". And this does sound awful familiar to the Hustler Magazine v. Falwell case.

http://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/h ... 46_ZS.html
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I'm sure not many mere mortals would call Norris a whiny little bitch, but that's what this lawsuit shows him to be. Would he sue SNL if they did a parody skit of him? How 'bout The Onion or MAD magazine for lampooning his image? When you're in the public eye, you open yourself up to this sort of ridicule. Dude needs to shake himself and remember that it doesn't matter what's said about him as long as they spell his name right. All publicity is good.
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Smackie,
That was a very good point. Hope you recover from that compound neck fracture.

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