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Those Spears girls sure do keep it real, don't they?

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You can take the girls outta Louisiana . . .

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I heard about this on the way to work. The news release said that the father was her 19-year-old live-in boyfriend. She’s 16. In Wisconsin that’s statutory rape.
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Jamie Lynn plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana — "so it can have a normal family life."
Normal compared to who? The Jackson family?
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Jsc810 wrote:In Louisiana, it is also.

What kind of parent lets their 15 year old (when it started) daughter have a live-in boyfriend?
The kind who signs her daughter to an agent at age 8.
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Jsc810 wrote: What kind of parent lets their 15 year old (when it started) daughter have a live-in boyfriend?
My kind of parent.

Sincerely,

Me, 40 years ago.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Jsc810 wrote: What kind of parent lets their 15 year old (when it started) daughter have a live-in boyfriend?
My kind of parent.

Sincerely,

Me, 40 years ago.
You had a live-in boyfriend at 15?

I guess that's not so surprising.
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Goober McTuber wrote:I heard about this on the way to work. The news release said that the father was her 19-year-old live-in boyfriend. She’s 16. In Wisconsin that’s statutory rape.


In Arkansas she was practically an old maid....
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She is definitely JAIL BAIT material!!
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

Wait a sec...she got knocked up by someone that ISN'T related to her? Isn't that illegal in the south?
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Jamie Lynn is just sticking up for her sister. What better way to do it than getting yourself knocked up.
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Post by Cueball »

You got it ALL wrong. Britney got preggers again and couldn't cope with the media anymore so sweet lil' Jamie Lynn offered to carry it for her big sis. The video of the transfer was on You Tube, but got pulled.
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Jsc810 wrote:For some reason, Lynne Spears' parenting book has been delayed indefinitely.
Lost of income sucks. Oh, no, no..!! My baby never went that far!

/sin/

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Mikey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Jsc810 wrote: What kind of parent lets their 15 year old (when it started) daughter have a live-in boyfriend?
My kind of parent.

Sincerely,

Me, 40 years ago.
You had a live-in boyfriend at 15?

I guess that's not so surprising.
I laughed.
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Rack Fu wrote: I laughed.
That's not surprising either.

Damn Mikey and Foo... how the fuck did Goobs little remark go right over both your heads?

Read it again, slowly this time.
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Spears, who turned 16 on April 4 and says she is 12 weeks into her pregnancy, told the magazine she plans to raise her child in Louisiana, "so it can have a normal family life."

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Rack Mikey.

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The bun is in the oven :)
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Post by Jerkovich »

War Wagon wrote:
Rack Fu wrote: I laughed.
That's not surprising either.

Damn Mikey and Foo... how the fuck did Goobs little remark go right over both your heads?

Read it again, slowly this time.

Done, and the conclusion is that gobler was a special kind of 'jail bait'
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Jsc810 wrote:For some reason, Lynne Spears' parenting book has been delayed indefinitely.
She's probably gonna drop the chapter about it being cool to have 19 year old live in boyfriends.
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I'll be interesting to see who will be educated enough to read it first, the mother or the daughter.
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And the dude who got her preggers is a pipe layer by trade. You can't make this stuff up!
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Mikey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Jsc810 wrote: What kind of parent lets their 15 year old (when it started) daughter have a live-in boyfriend?
My kind of parent.

Sincerely,

Me, 40 years ago.
You had a live-in boyfriend at 15?

I guess that's not so surprising.
I hate to do it, but I'm just gonna have to FUCKIN RACK! that
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Post by LTS TRN 2 »

Is this a cross-promo stunt with the new movie "Juno"? I mean, it's a given that she'll have the kid, right? That's obviously the most important point in this weird farce. Abortion, though a thoroughly appropriate option in this case, is not even a consideration, apparently.
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Lotta restraint shown by the usual suspects here to keep the Beav under wraps.
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Cuda wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: My kind of parent.

Sincerely,

Me, 40 years ago.
You had a live-in boyfriend at 15?

I guess that's not so surprising.
I hate to do it, but I'm just gonna have to FUCKIN RACK! that
Sometimes you just gotta hold your nose and do what you know, deep down in your soul of souls, is right.
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Post by Goober McTuber »

Mikey wrote:
Cuda wrote:
Mikey wrote: You had a live-in boyfriend at 15?

I guess that's not so surprising.
I hate to do it, but I'm just gonna have to FUCKIN RACK! that
Sometimes you just gotta hold your nose and do what you know, deep down in your soul of souls, is right.
So what you were saying is that I used to be a 15-year-old girl, but I've undergone a sex-change operation since then. That must be some kind of super subtle SoCal smack I'm just not yet familiar with.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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they never claimed you were a girl, silly. Just that you're a fag.
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smackaholic wrote:they never claimed you were a girl, silly. Just that you're a fag.
I see you have a hard time following along, too. English your second language?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Post by Cuda »

Girls! Please! Stop fighting.

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