Rack old ladies

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I'm not the biggest fan, but I buy 12 packs of Labatt Blue for $7.99 on a semi-regular basis. All things considered, that's a great deal. Today I had my beer in hand at Huckleberry Party Store, and was waiting behind a very old woman. She was probably about 85 years old or so. She was hunched over, had huge thick glasses, and spoke lightly. She asked for a fifth of Smirnoff Vodka. She paid and walked out, and I followed suit quickly thereafter. I was walking to my car and looked over into hers. She was slamming the vodka out of a brown paper bag like it was a cantine of water to a dying soldier in the desert. That was pretty fucking funny.

[Mikey]

85?

Mebee wodka isn't so bad for you after all (I hope not).

Of course it could be that that woman was only 55 and looked 85 ('sup meth?).

[Smackie Chan]

She was probably about 85 years old or so.

Drinkin' like that, she was prolly closer to 50.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

No. She was old, like this

[Ana Ng]

Maybe she was looking to drive herself into a brick wall?

I'd imagine a bottle of Vodka would give you some nerve.

[Smackie Chan]

I'm sure she was just prepping for her gig as poster child for renewing blue-hairs' driver's licenses.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Maybe she was looking to drive herself into a brick wall?

No, she probably got high and baked short bread cookies.

[Nishlord]

I'm not the biggest fan, but I buy 12 packs of Labatt Blue for $7.99 on a semi-regular basis. All things considered, that's a great deal.

So is having your friends piss into your mouth while you have an Alka-Selzer on your tongue for free, but it doesn't mean you actually want to do it.

[Jack]

This lady was a 10 year old boy in the movie, "Jack".



just sayin'

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

So is having your friends piss into your mouth while you have an Alka-Selzer on your tongue for free, but it doesn't mean you actually want to do it.

Hey buddy, if that's a great deal to you, then why the hell not? Fetish exploration doesn't come cheap.

[Nishlord]

Well, obviously. If it did, you might be able to afford proper beer.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Say Wadsworth - I drink what I want, when I want it. It doesn't get much more "proper" than that.

[PSUFAN]

I'm not the biggest fan, but I buy 12 packs of Labatt Blue for $7.99 on a semi-regular basis. All things considered, that's a great deal. Today I had my beer in hand at Huckleberry Party Store, and was waiting behind a very old woman. She was probably about 85 years old or so. She was hunched over, had huge thick glasses, and spoke lightly. She asked for a fifth of Smirnoff Vodka. She paid and walked out, and I followed suit quickly thereafter. I was walking to my car and looked over into hers. She was slamming the vodka out of a brown paper bag like it was a cantine of water to a dying soldier in the desert. That was pretty fucking funny.

Did you consider putting a move on her? She could have gummed on your kack, etc.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Thought about it, but I noticed the U&L license plate, and I'm not going to mess with Luther's woman.

[RevLimiter]

Hasn't stopped you before.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Not entirely untrue, Paul. I tend to obtain what I seek out. Sort of like your relationship with:

[socal]

“What memories cling 'round the instruments of our pleasure."