Christmas present to myself

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:52 am

Mikey wrote:I NEVER do that in the daytime.

Quit bringing AP into this.

This is jo's thread.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:23 am

She's just mad because she has man arm.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:01 am

Didn't missjo post a pic of her beau a few months back?

I seem to recall him looking a bit like batboy, there.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:11 am

I was actually going to get some ink done next week for my birthday, and hopefully finish everything by the end of this year or the next.

It's all "life experience" related, so I'm not too concerned with regretting any of it.

Not all women that get tattoos HAVE to look like truck drivers.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:17 am

cinderella_undercover wrote:Not all women that get tattoos HAVE to look like truck drivers.

Good point.

Lipstick lesbians are cool, even with tattoos.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:26 am

I didn't expect that from you.

All Jody from "Family Affair" lookin' ass.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:46 am

Oh, that is the worst-looking tat' I ever saw.
What, when you buy a tat' like that I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

Oh, it looks good on you though.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:29 pm

Mike the Lab Rat wrote:I've actually nailed fellow teachers

Damn! I knew that’s what was going on in the teachers’ lounge.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:03 pm

Ya.

I'm not 17, or anything.

But hey, if YOU say I'm an idiot....it must be true.

At least I'm "genuine".

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:11 pm

Yeah, you wouldn't want to be known as a virtual idiot...

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:19 pm

Don't take it personally, CU. mvscal is just doing his job. If you posted a pic of your tats, and you proved out hot, he'd be the first to spout chipotle sauce from his enchilada.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:13 am

mvscal wrote:I doubt it. I've never seen a woman who wouldn't look better without ink.

Tats are for sailors and circus freaks.

RACK

Chicks getting inked on backs, boobs and belly buttons will go down as the one of the stupidist trends on millenium.
It won't dawn on the ignorant bitches for about 20 years at which point they won't leave the house unless their wearing a burka

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:17 am

Little tiny tats on chicks in easily hidden places are OK, I guess. But, if it takes more than a medium sized bandaid to hide it, said chick is proclaiming to the world, "I'm a fukking idiot".

Same rule applies pretty much for dudes, except they get to use about a 3 inch square bandage rather than a band aid.

You wanna be different, get a fukked up haircut or something like that which will go away when you come to your senses.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:49 am

Sound advice.

I'm gonna go on the assumption that all of you are marginally attractive men.

Aside from the fellow from KC.

There's just no spinning that debacle.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:13 am

cinderella_undercover wrote: I'm gonna go on the assumption that all of you are marginally attractive men.

If by "marginally" you mean "extremely", well yes, you are, indeed, quite perceptive.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:11 am

cinderella_undercover wrote: Aside from the fellow from KC.

There's just no spinning that debacle.

Not unless your plan is to change the speed of the earths rotation.

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:13 pm

smackaholic wrote:Didn't missjo post a pic of her beau a few months back?

I seem to recall him looking a bit like batboy, there.

Nothing like him at all :P

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:55 pm

^^^ Who's the wide chick on the left? ^^^

She must play rugby.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:16 am

Oh, Red.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:24 am

Oh, my.

This thread has become pretty attractive.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:29 pm

missjo wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Didn't missjo post a pic of her beau a few months back?

I seem to recall him looking a bit like batboy, there.

Nothing like him at all :P

Guess we know where you got the pick of batboy now, don't we. Actually, I'd say the batboy pick is about 7 or 8 years old.

Is there a wytch in the house that can do something with this? Maybe a 'separated at birth' reset?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:30 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:^^^ Who's the wide chick on the left? ^^^

She must play rugby.

nah, she doesn't have the gax shirt. Prolly aussie rules footie.

Th · Post by Th » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:48 pm

Looks like a painted hind quarter of pork - I'll pass.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:02 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote: I'm gonna go on the assumption that all of you are marginally attractive men.
If by "marginally" you mean "extremely", well yes, you are, indeed, quite perceptive.

Well, nothing like some self agrandization from the Wisconsin contengent

Personnaly, I'm so ugly I scare small children and dogs.

socal · Post by **socal** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:09 am

R-Jack wrote:
KC Scott wrote: Chicks getting inked on backs, boobs and belly buttons will go down as the one of the stupidist trends on millenium.
Yet when my son calls the tadpole on mommys back a "tramp stamp", I'm the jackass. 'Splain that one to me.

Hmm...R-Jack's son doesn't have a filter either.

That help?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:35 am

At least it wasn't "daddy said you were tramp stamped on your back. Did that hurt you mommy"?

Gotta Give R jack some cred for filtering himself.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:47 pm

RevLimiter wrote:Speaking of presents for myself, this is what I deemed necessary for moi:

For those of you that aren't gearheads, good luck figuring out what it is.

ooh, ooh. I know this. It's an Arrowhead seat cushion for lonely fat fucks, so they can blow smoke up their own ass about how awesome the Chiefs are going to be next year!

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:39 pm

RevLimiter wrote:Speaking of presents for myself, this is what I deemed necessary for moi:

For those of you that aren't gearheads, good luck figuring out what it is.

I am not a gearhead, but I am sure as fuck smarter than you are...

How long do you think it takes to type "TCI car performance part" into Google, dumbfuck?

You do see where it reads "TCI" right on the image you linked, right? Good Lord... get off the bandwagon.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:17 pm

Headhunter wrote:ooh, ooh. I know this. It's an Arrowhead seat cushion for lonely fat fucks, so they can blow smoke up their own ass about how awesome the Chiefs are going to be next year!

My my what a bitter bitch....so much for the good ol' Xmas spirit.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I am not a gearhead, but I am sure as fuck smarter than you are...

How long do you think it takes to type "TCI car performance part" into Google, dumbfuck?

You do see where it reads "TCI" right on the image you linked, right? Good Lord... get off the bandwagon.

Are you ever NOT on the rag, Ucant? My God, you make mvscal look like a "glass half-full" guy....

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:26 pm

RevLimiter wrote:so much for the good ol' Xmas spirit.

Yeah, with only 360 shopping days 'til Xmas, it's about time to start gettin' into the ol' spirit.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:28 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:I was actually going to get some ink done next week for my birthday, and hopefully finish everything by the end of this year or the next.

You make it sound like you're having some dental work done... or an incremental boob job.

Not all women that get tattoos HAVE to look like truck drivers.

More like two bit attention whoring sluts. They might as well just stamp "Easy" on their foreheads and save themselves some trouble.

Let me guess: You've got numerous piercings other than in your ear lobes, yes?

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:39 pm

Gotta agree on the consensus opinion regarding chicks with tats.

I feel the same way when I see one of those dumbass navel piercings. Guys only find those things attractive because the chicks that have them are pretty much letting everyone know that they're whores. Sticking one of those fishing lure pieces of trampdom in your belly button is just asking guys to reel you in and use you.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:51 pm

RevLimiter wrote:

For those of you that aren't gearheads, good luck figuring out what it is.

I know exactly what that is.

I just don't care enough to ask what the stall is.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:57 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I know exactly what that is.

Do-it-yourself liposuction device? Home edition of the stomach stapler?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:48 pm

War Wagon wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:I was actually going to get some ink done next week for my birthday, and hopefully finish everything by the end of this year or the next.
You make it sound like you're having some dental work done... or an incremental boob job.

Don't need any of those.

It's prolly a good thing I also don't have cankles, or else you might break your cock jaw nipping at them.

War Wagon wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:Not all women that get tattoos HAVE to look like truck drivers.
More like two bit attention whoring sluts. They might as well just stamp "Easy" on their foreheads and save themselves some trouble.

Let me guess: You've got numerous piercings other than in your ear lobes, yes?

I can only IMAGINE the kind of woman that would bed you.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:56 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote: Don't need any of those.

PM some pics from several different angles and let me be the judge of that. I'd like to perform a cursory inspection to ascertain just how well you've desecrated... ah, I mean, enhanced your body.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:45 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Tattoos have become so common-place, that it's almost more "unique" to be pure. Desecration of nice, natural skin is a sad thing in my opinion.

RACK

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:05 pm

War Wagon wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote: Don't need any of those.
PM some pics from several different angles and let me be the judge of that. I'd like to perform a cursory inspection to ascertain just how well you've desecrated... ah, I mean, enhanced your body.

Just ask your daughter.

She has a scrapbook of them in her nightstand.....next to her softball glove.

socal · Post by **socal** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:59 pm

I'll give R-Jack some credit...

R-Jack wrote:Thank you. It's not like daddy told him how many would be brothers and sisters stormed that crusted tube sock like the beaches of Greenland. That would be reality.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:05 pm

Another BWA for R-Jack