Christmas present to myself

[KC Scott]

Another BWA for R-Jack

[Mr T]

Jo or Cinderella,

Have you ever seen a woman and said "She would look better if she had tattoos"?

Just wondering.

[Ana Ng]

Irrelevant, really.

I'll be honest, I'm not a fan of Jo's tattoo. It's not really my style.

To each their own, mang.

I won't be knocking on your door begging you to scrogg me anytime soon, champ.

[War Wagon]

She prolly has a tattoo of a dildo. She did mention hers were about "life experiences".

[Ana Ng]

Wags wants to fuck me in the ass.......something fierce.

It's so evident, it's almost embarrassing for him.


Btw, I'm blowing my birthday money on Redskins v. Seahawks playoff tickets.

Like a tattoo, this too has a possibility of scarring me for life.

[Smackie Chan]

Btw, I'm blowing

I think we all pretty much knew that. Tats out front told us.

[smackaholic]

You should probably just buy a bigger dildo instead of getting a tat. You'll thank me later.

how'd you know she was married to TiVO?

[War Wagon]

Wags wants to fuck me in the ass.......something fierce.

You naughty girl. When I said to come sit on Santa's lap, that's not quite what I had in mind, but I'm flexible and willing to roll with it.

I'd provide an adequate reach around, promise.

Damn, but I love it when a horny bitch talks dirty. That's freaking sig material right there, that is. Fuckit, I've worn that OU sig long enough.

[Ana Ng]

Btw, I'm blowing

I think we all pretty much knew that. Tats out front told us.

Wow, aren't you clever?

[Dr_Phibes]

Irrelevant, really.
To each their own, mang.

Keep in mind that 90% of the posters on this board are suburban, middle class, middle age reactionaries.
If one of their neighbours so much as painted their front door an off colour, they would band together and 'burn the witch'.

[Ana Ng]

I kinda got that feeling about 2 pages ago.

The odds of me winning any of these fuckers over were pretty slim to none.

I'll survive.

[War Wagon]

The odds of me winning any of these fuckers over were pretty slim to none.

You had me at hello, sweetcheeks.

[Ana Ng]

This doesn't surprise me.

You were the prize directly below the bird whistle.

[socal]

R-Jack's refrigerator 2012

[Mr T]

Irrelevant, really.

How so?

I dont have a problem with tats.

I am just saying....a lot of women go get them thinking that it will make them hotter. And like I said, I have never seen a woman and said she would look hotter if she had a tat. If anything, it will diminish your looks and make people judge you based on your tat. A stupid, streched or ill placed one will make you look like a fool.

If you go get one, make sure you do some research first.

I won't be knocking on your door begging you to scrogg me anytime soon, champ.

Scrogg?

[War Wagon]

Scrogg?

See below.

[Ana Ng]

This thread should die.

[Mr T]

This thread should die?

Have you not had the most posts in this thread?

[Ana Ng]

This thread should die?

Have you not had the most posts in this thread?

My point exactly.

[Dr_Phibes]

This thread should die?

Have you not had the most posts in this thread?

Probably because it sounds like everyone in this thread works for Hugo Drax. Take this little gem for example:

it's almost more "unique" to be pure. Desecration of nice, natural skin is a sad thing in my opinion.

^^
This guy has actually found a happy middle ground between Josef Goebbels and an Oil Of Olay sales rep. It's completely weird.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Keep in mind that 90% of the posters on this board are suburban, middle class, middle age reactionaries.

Haha. Yeah, because you just don't see tats in the 'burbs. No sireee. Those folks are waaaaay too edgy and quirky for stable incomes and pants that are fully intact.

[Mr T]

Posting pictures of tats has never gone well on this board.

Who was that other guy who did it?

[Goober McTuber]

Posting pictures of tats has never gone well on this board.

Who was that other guy who did it?

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... 11&t=23228

[KC Scott]

R-Jack's refrigerator 2012

Motherfucker, making assumptions like that are not cool.

What? Like a tramp stamp and a ankle tat mean she takes her clothes off for money?

And always haveing a large amount of ones handy? She worked in a deli back then. Tip jar bitch.

That glitter was for arts and crafts with the kids. Stop drawing conclusions.

Those glass heels were the only thing that matched her wedding dress. Fuck you.

If we were voting on funniest poster of 2007, I'd put RJ on the ballot.

Another rack

[Mister Bushice]

Second. Style points for stepping up on Fat Pauls picture call out, too.

[socal]

R-Jack's refrigerator 2012

Motherfucker, making assumptions like that are not cool.

What? Like a tramp stamp and a ankle tat mean she takes her clothes off for money?

And always haveing a large amount of ones handy? She worked in a deli back then. Tip jar bitch.

That glitter was for arts and crafts with the kids. Stop drawing conclusions.

Those glass heels were the only thing that matched her wedding dress. Fuck you.

You seem to be a little paranoid, R-Jack. Take a quick peek through the blinds and see if there's a patrol car circling back toward your house.