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A fireside chat with cinderella_undercover

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c_u, I hope your holiday season was pleasant?
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Back away from the keyboard slowly, c_u. This is a set-up.
I hate sigs. But I lost a stupid fucking bet because a KC Paul lookalike and his sorry ass team were inferior to the greatness that is the Pittsburg Steelers.
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word. Wags didn't even bother to wipe the Viagra crumbs off his pissbeerhole before posting.
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WW is a good family christian man.

c_u - don't lure him to the dark side with your tattoos, and your Halo III and your references of anal sex.

Phibes might be down though. He apparently lives in a place where ink is considered rebellious and interesting. You two could totally hit it off.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Phibes might be down though. He apparently lives in a place where ink is considered rebellious and interesting. You two could totally hit it off.

College Station?

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Tats let you know who the cool people are.
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This went splendidly.

PM, PSU.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Phibes might be down though. He apparently lives in a place where ink is considered rebellious and interesting.
Actually yes, it's called 'the big city' and it's the antithesis of the suburbs. Self expression comes in more varied and exotic forms than a mud flap or racing stripe on your ride-on-top grass mower.
It also lacks the uniformity, the cookie-cutter sameness of everything and the whole 'keeping up with the Joneses' attitude that breeds fear and resentment towards individuality and leads to people peeking out behind their curtains to make sure the neighbours washed his car.

And it certainly hasn't done you any good.., I mean look at yourself. You've been left to your own devices and you come up with some crackpot weirdness about 'desecrating skin purity'?

Face it MGOJed-Clampett - you're off your rocker, chap. :shock:
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A communist and a 2 dimensional forklift operator? Not the warm little chat I had hoped for, really.
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hey, sorry man. :oops:
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Phibes, when you're trying to get with a lady, how do you go about it? Do you check her for Black Hand membership, or ask her to recite the Preamble to the Communist Manifesto by memory?

When you announce paternity, do you pass out Cubans and then "persistently assume joint authorship?"
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Ha. Phibes has spent some time in the "big city," so naturally he's some kind of sophisticated culture vulture.

First off, I live within 7 miles from two major public universities - the University of Michigan and Eastern Michigan University. It doesn't get much more liberal and "open minded" than where I live. But please, you pretentious little twit, go on with your ignorant, unfounded accusations of this non-existent redneck town in which I reside.

My general feelings on tats don't stem from any sort of cultural or societal ignorance. I wasn't raised in a vacuum. I have exactly zero problems with those who choose to get inked up - even the folks who do so out of thoughtlessness, self-consciousness, and immaturity.

Generally speaking however; I do find them unattractive, and when women (especially) with nice skin ink it up, I find that unappealing. And guess what? Outlets such as the one we're on - an internet smack board - are a perfect way to let that be known. Starting to see how this shit works?
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PSUFAN wrote:A communist and a 2 dimensional forklift operator? Not the warm little chat I had hoped for, really.
Hey, she said PM. Not warm enough?

You're really hard to please.
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Outlets such as the one we're on - an internet smack board - are a perfect way to let that be known.
you're LYING. No "your girl sucks BLACK COCK" in your post makes you a LOSER.

LOSER, man!

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In other news, and I'm not making this up... just saw it in the paper today:
Chaparral, NM - Getting a tattoo can be a painful proposition, but usually it's just the needle you have to worry about.
Two men trying to trace a loaded .357-caliber Magnum as a pattern for a tattoo accidentally shot themselves, the Otero County Sheriff's Department said.
Robert Glasser and Joey Acosta, both 22, were treated at a hospital in El Paso, Texas, after the shooting Thursday evening. Glasser was struck in the hand, and Acosta was struck in the left arm. Their injuries were not life threatening, authorities said.
These are the type of dumbshit people who think tats are cool.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: And guess what? Outlets such as the one we're on - an internet smack board - are a perfect way to let that be known. Starting to see how this shit works?
Well I think I've got it. When you post an opinion on a smack board that's incredibly bizarre without qualifying yourself, I call you a cunt. Am I close?
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Dr_Phibes wrote:the cookie-cutter sameness of everything and the whole 'keeping up with the Joneses' attitude that breeds fear and resentment towards individuality
A tribal band around a dudes arm makes him a individual? Those gay ass stars that chicks use to get but now guys are getting them makes them individuals?

No, it is a cookie-cutter sameness of everything and the whole 'keeping up with the Joneses' attitude that breeds retards.

I dont know the statistics of how many people have tattoos but I would guess a lot. I know plenty of them. Doesnt make you an individual if everyone has one.

Dressing in all black and a trench coat to try not to fit in by fitting in with another crowd that tries to not fit in....Doesnt make you an individual. It makes you a fucking retard.

Its all been done.
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Is this thread REALLY about tattoos.



Listen PSU, clearly you have something on your mind?

There's neither punch NOR pie here.
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cinderella_undercover wrote:IThere's neither punch NOR pie here.
Free Hat?
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cinderella_undercover wrote:Is this thread REALLY about tattoos.
A thread, any thread, is about whatever we make it, honeybuns.

You, me, and one night of unbridled passion, whaddaya say?
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War Wagon wrote:You, me, and one night of unbridled passion, whaddaya say?
I think she prefers your daughter over you. Not that c_u is a carpet muncher or anything, but your daughter would probably do a better job of making her slit rain.
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I just got the very same feeling I got back when I was 12, and I dry humped my boy cousin on my Aunts sofa.
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Mr T wrote: A tribal band around a dudes arm makes him a individual?

I'd expand on that, but this is Cul De Sac, not spin zone. We'd soon have knitting needles and cups of hot tea flying around the board, someone might get hurt.
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cinderella_undercover wrote:I just got the very same feeling I got back when I was 12, and I dry humped my boy cousin on my Aunts sofa.
How old was your cousin?

Shoalzie wants to know.
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10 or 11.

He wasn't even that hot.

He looked like Mark Ratner, from Fast Times.
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cinderella_undercover wrote:10 or 11.

He wasn't even that hot.

He looked like Mark Ratner, from Fast Times.
Yet that didn't stop you from slug-tracking all over his pre-pubescent package.

Ponderous.
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Not at all.

I used to dry hump my bed pillow to thoughts of Mark Ratner.

What the fuck are you NOT understanding here?
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Don't feed the monkeys.
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It's cute how concerned you get.

:sigh
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You should see me when my daughter's out late driving home from Springfield in weather.

What, me worry?
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I kinda get the feeling you're trying to set her and I up together?

Does she look like Mark Ratner?
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Nah, she's already got a good mother.
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Seriously, you two need to get a room of your own. YIKES.
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I was just waiting for PSU to come back.

I think dude may have spontaneously combusted a couple hours ago.

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cinderella_undercover wrote:Image
I like your bling avatar better....

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I don't usually post my picture here.

This place is kinda asexual, ya know?
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cinderella_undercover wrote:I don't usually post my picture here.
I don't blame you....

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c_u, so how do you like T1B so far? Topics amusing, PM casanovas subtle and heartfelt?
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mvscal wrote:
PSUFAN wrote: PM casanovas subtle and heartfelt?
Readying crank shot.

Yeah, but whose?
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e wrote:
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you have a forklift with a backseat?
Actually, I was planning to strap her to a pallet.
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