2007 Deathpool Results

[Mikey]

I recently received a communication from Luther, on the other side, via my new Ouija board.

Herewith are the officially tabulated results:

Winner: The Seer
He kicked ass again and defended his title. He finished with 91 pts. He got Evel Knievel and his bonus for 41 pts, Pavarotti and his bonus for 39 pts, and Joey Bishop no bonus for 11 pts.

2nd Place: damn the cowboys
Tammy Faye Baker and bonus for 45 pts, and Barbara West and bonus for 14 pts...total 59 pts.

3rd place: Jsc810
Don Ho and bonus for 33 pts.

Honorable Mentions:
Bushice 31 pts...Tom Poston and Kurt Vonnegut. No pts for Gerry Ford who died before the contest started.

Red Herring
24 pts...Charles Nelson Reilly

I swear, Seer, you must have somebody out there helping you win these things.

Let me know whether you want the $$ or the sauce and I'll make sure that Luther delivers from beyond the grave.

[Mister Bushice]

Damn, Seer, those are some pretty impressive death pulls.

I was feeling good when I had two of 4 offed within a couple of months. Not sure if Luther or Gerry Ford screwed me out of #3.

[The Seer]

Nothing like living up to your handle....

I see some posters not making it through 2008; but I'll leave that alone for now...

Thanks, Mikey for doing Luther's yardwork. Just to keep this place solvent, I'll take the
sauce...hot...

[DamnTheCowboys]

Feel free to recalculate, Mikey.

I also had Bill Walsh plus the bonus, putting me at 94 points and the winner.

Thanks in advance.

[Smackie Chan]

He definitely had better hide and pray that I never find his home address.

I'll take the easy way out. I can't say that the same transition will go smoothly for him.

Dude.

[Degenerate]

I see some posters not making it through 2008; but I'll leave that alone for now...

If I had to take one with me, it would be Radiofan.

He definitely had better hide and pray that I never find his home address.

I'll take the easy way out. I can't say that the same transition will go smoothly for him.

[Mikey]

Feel free to recalculate, Mikey.

I also had Bill Walsh plus the bonus, putting me at 94 points and the winner.

Thanks in advance.

Seems like we have a challenge here.

OK, cut to a commercial while we go to the booth to straighten this out.

[Cueball]

Enjoy the peep show.

[Cueball]

Oh yeah, we'll have a reversal

[Mikey]

After reviewing the replay,
it has been determined that ftdc is the winner.

The call on the field is reversed and the Cowboy hater will not be charged with
having intercourse with Wayward Cousins & Ugly Stepchildren.

ftdc, let me know if you want the cayshe or the sauce and I'll direct you to the proper source.

Seer, you can go fuck yourself. Loser.

[The Seer]

Please resist your initial reaction of anger and fear; and that having my attorney contact this board has nothing to do with my feelings - pro or con towards anyone or anything in particular on this board.

He IS on retainer and already mentioned that Luther WILL be summoned; and that (Mikey) will have to illustrate to the jury how he arrived at his re-calculations...

Send the sauce and I will consider dropping all charges....

[Cueball]

No concession? Did you invent the web?

[Mister Bushice]

Please resist your initial reaction of anger and fear; and that having my attorney contact this board has nothing to do with my feelings - pro or con towards anyone or anything in particular on this board.

He IS on retainer and already mentioned that Luther WILL be summoned; and that (Mikey) will have to illustrate to the jury how he arrived at his re-calculations...

Send the sauce and I will consider dropping all charges....

You should have seen this outcome.

[DamnTheCowboys]

Naturally I will take the sauce! BBQ or hot?

If bbq I can dunk Taco Bell quesadillas in it, if hot I can blanket bomb a Tombstone pizza with it.

[Mikey]

It's IndyFrisco's bbq sauce. You have a choice of mild, medium or hot. And believe me when he says hot he means hot.

[Mikey]

and that (Mikey) will have to illustrate to the jury how he arrived at his re-calculations...

Don't blame the messenger. I'm just a conduit in this seance.

[The Seer]

Naturally I will take the sauce! BBQ or hot?

If bbq I can dunk Taco Bell quesadillas in it, if hot I can blanket bomb a Tombstone pizza with it.

If memory serves, you get at least 2 jars of the stuff. Get one each of the Hot and Medium...

Dickhead.

[RadioFan]

I'll take the easy way out.

Blame Joe Torre.

Actually, let's start off the new year on a friendly note, Todd. Given that you are a somewhat humorous, trolling fuckstain, I believe you and I might be on the same page for at least the first half of the year, given the Cheatriots are about to run the table and the Celtics are making major noise in the NBA.

I'm fairly certain we have mutual hatred of both, though I'm sure your self-loathing goes far deeper than mine, so don't despair.

Besides, we can be all cool an' stuff, even if the Patriots AND Celtics win championships.

There's always October.

Hold your head up, Todd. Your aim is true.

[PSUFAN]

Let's hope that his aim is so true that he can't hold his head up.

[indyfrisco]

What was the prize money again? $20? That would be 2.49 jars of sauce including shipping rounded down to 2. :)

LutherGhost, I'll PM you the paypal account.

FTDC, PM me the delivery address for the sauce and the type you want, Mild, Medium or Hot or a mixture of the 3. Two jars, my man. And I expect to see a FTDC on how you used it too.