Thank fucking God..........

[BSmack]

Mace,

That's the price you pay for having way more influence on the selection of our next President than your shitty state ever deserved.

[Terry in Crapchester]

.....The Iowa Caucus will be over tomorrow night and put an abrupt end to the endless tv commercials and multitude of nightly phone calls from the various political camps interrupting yet another bowl game. Fuck 'em all. I got one yesterday during the Rose Bowl from Barry Goldwater Jr. and while I was telling him to fuck off, that I didn't vote for Barry Sr., and certainly didn't give a shit who the hell he was supporting....I realized that I was talking to a taped recording. The assholes don't even give you the satisfaction of telling them to go fuck themselves and to quit calling. Happy trails, you lying scumbags.....and get ready New Hampshire voters, 'cause you're the next victims in waiting.

Mace

Even better than that . . .

Thank fucking God that you're not AP right about now.