What happened to the Fresno guys?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:37 pm

Otis wrote:
AP wrote:First, the RTS thing. You lied about it
First things first...

AP, no he isn't lying. Four of us saw the IP and account responsible for that bs and it came from RTS's computer. I don't know of a single poster on any of these boards that would question Headhunter's integrity and he'll tell you the exact same thing. The post in question was made by the RTS nic and IP.

Yep.

I've said it several times. The post in question came from RTS's nic and IP.

Either He did it, someone did it from his PC, or someone spoofed his IP. I don't think it is incumbent upon a board admin to find out which. He either did it himself, allowed an info whore to use his PC without him watching and spread personal info, or the IP used to do it has been spoofed and compromised. If the IP had been spoofed and compromised, it is now in the hands of someone who shares personal info, and should rightfully have been banned. So you tell me, what SHOULD the T1B board admins have done? Ignored what their own eyes told them they say. I verified this with my own eyes. Am I now a liar too?

Comet · Post by **Comet** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:38 pm

PUS - You couldn't have posted this thread LAST MONTH??? :brad:

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:42 pm

I assumed they were readying a reply, and observed a respectful interval. Also - we're still in front of Epiphany, so you guys probably aren't in the barn quite yet.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:42 pm

Damn, I just spent my morning reading this six pages of shit, and it reminded me why I don't post here much. Quite frankly, I don't think I'd want to have drinks with any of you in this thread.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:43 pm

However, I was at the game cheering on the Bulldogs.

Bulldog for a day, Bronco for LIFE.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:44 pm

mvscal wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Careful, dude...AP'll be on the next Greyhound to the OC to kick your ass.
Yes, just as soon as he can tuck his marble bag into his v-string or whatever the fuck he's wearing today.

The only marble bag he possesses is RJ's, and it's lodged firmly in his dicksucker.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:53 pm

Dog wrote:Damn, I just spent my morning reading this six pages of shit, and it reminded me why I don't post here much.

this is merely an old-school pile-on....similar to others that have occurred before of which AP was almost always an active participant....anybody that's posted on these boards for any length of time have been the subject of such pile-ons.....

why AP has chosen this particular tact is baffling to say the least....

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:56 pm

Felix wrote:anybody that's posted on these boards for any length of time have been the subject of such pile-ons.....

First day. BODE for me...I guess.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:58 pm

Felix wrote:why AP has chosen this particular tact is baffling to say the least....

There's nothing baffling about it. Dude's a blithering dipshit. End of story.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:04 pm

All we need now is a Velocet post.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:05 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:And the mods should be sending this to the Archives soon.

Pipe down, Terrence. Someone with a sense of humor will be sure to let you know when this has ceased being funny.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:06 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:And the mods should be sending this to the Archives soon.

Pipe down, Terrence. Someone with a sense of humor will be sure to let you know when this has ceased being funny.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:09 pm

Felix wrote:
Dog wrote: this is merely an old-school pile-on....similar to others that have occurred before of which AP was almost always an active participant....anybody that's posted on these boards for any length of time have been the subject of such pile-ons.....

Mebbe so, but in my book this is the most deserved pile-on ever. Nothing else ever came close, and this from someone who most assuredly knows what it feels like to be at the bottom the pile. Those were kindergarten pile-ons compared to this.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:14 pm

Bace may be a board enemy in theory

Upon his return, that will be suggested to him as a rank.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:15 pm

War Wagon wrote:this is the most deserved pile-on ever. Nothing else ever came close

Yep. I've only been around since SCIII, but this is the most brutal one I've seen. And as you said, he brought it on himself.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:19 pm

AP in 5 years

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:22 pm

War Wagon wrote:Mebbe so, but in my book this is the most deserved pile-on ever. Nothing else ever came close, and this from someone who most assuredly knows what it feels like to be at the bottom the pile. Those were kindergarten pile-ons compared to this.

Nothing has come close, and my mind cannot begin to conceive of a scenario more utterly embarrassing or humiliating for a poster save maybe the day to day existence of RtS. And to top it all of, AP continues to post as if he has nothing to be embarrassed about. Geez, JayhawkBCD got nailed for porking LK and he ejected like he was fucking John McCain over a rice paddy. But here's AP nailed red assed doing something that makes every other pile on and beatdown in the history of Smack Chat and it's bastard ubb children look like a veritable rack fest by comparison, and he's acting like if he just continues posting it will all somehow go away. God bless him, he might just carry this pile on all the way through January... of next year that is.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:25 pm

BSmack wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Mebbe so, but in my book this is the most deserved pile-on ever. Nothing else ever came close, and this from someone who most assuredly knows what it feels like to be at the bottom the pile. Those were kindergarten pile-ons compared to this.
Nothing has come close, and my mind cannot begin to conceive of a scenario more utterly embarrassing or humiliating for a poster save maybe the day to day existence of RtS. And to top it all of, AP continues to post as if he has nothing to be embarrassed about. Geez, JayhawkBCD got nailed for porking LK and he ejected like he was fucking John McCain over a rice paddy. But here's AP nailed red assed doing something that makes every other pile on and beatdown in the history of Smack Chat and it's bastard ubb children look like a veritable rack fest by comparison, and he's acting like if he just continues posting it will all somehow go away.

It will, eventually.

I'd set 2165 as the over/under on when it ceases to be funny.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:26 pm

BSmack wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Mebbe so, but in my book this is the most deserved pile-on ever. Nothing else ever came close, and this from someone who most assuredly knows what it feels like to be at the bottom the pile. Those were kindergarten pile-ons compared to this.
Nothing has come close, and my mind cannot begin to conceive of a scenario more utterly embarrassing or humiliating for a poster save maybe the day to day existence of RtS. And to top it all of, AP continues to post as if he has nothing to be embarrassed about. Geez, JayhawkBCD got nailed for porking LK and he ejected like he was fucking John McCain over a rice paddy. But here's AP nailed red assed doing something that makes every other pile on and beatdown in the history of Smack Chat and it's bastard ubb children look like a veritable rack fest by comparison, and he's acting like if he just continues posting it will all somehow go away. God bless him, he might just carry this pile on all the way through January... of next year that is.

Dude, you just said something derogotory about AP. You know what that means, right?

Enjoy nailing your fat wife, you sucker of dicks.

Although I guess I need a ruling here -- does commenting on someone else's commentary on AP mean I too have a fat wife, suck dicks, and couldn't get laid in a morgue? 2 out of 3, maybe? This is getting confusing.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:32 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I guess I need a ruling here -- does commenting on someone else's commentary on AP mean I suck dicks?

Nah...we knew that about you even without the commentary.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:36 pm

HA! I TROLLED YOU!!!

See, by you commenting on my comments about some commentary, it actually means that YOUR wife is fat and that YOU suck dicks.

Although frankly, I'm not certain if this supercedes you being a pot-addicted 60 year old limp-wrist, or merely supplements it.

I guess we need another ruling.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:38 pm

Dinsdale wrote:HA! I TROLLED YOU!!!

See, by you commenting on my comments about some commentary, it actually means that YOUR wife is fat and that YOU suck dicks.

Although frankly, I'm not certain if this supercedes you being a pot-addicted 60 year old limp-wrist, or merely supplements it.

I guess we need another ruling.

Due to conflict of interest, I'll have to recuse myself from making that ruling.

Will that make me go blind?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:41 pm

Yet, the reach-around continues. A pile-on by complete losers isn't really damaging. Poopfart, you are such a pussy that you married a slope and live in her "cuntry." Damn dude, you lived in the stripper capital of H-Town and had to settle for a slope? And now you live in her neck of the woods? No cred for you... 7 foot douchebag. I'm not sure if Portland tops H-town in strippers, but they make a good argument as I've met a few of the Portland girls.

Dave started this and I have a few days to play. Smokie and a few here really take this seriously that 6 pages of bullshit happened. Talking about pics and using the eye thing is all you have. When some asshole goes over the line and calls my employer, then you lose.

Oh, Mad Russian, you're a tough guy? Snap me like a twig huh? Dream on tough guy. I'll bet you can fight as good as your pic wytching. You're not very good at it. In fact, you are the worst pic wytch I've seen in 9 years. Snap me like a twig? Yeah right.

HH and Otis, I am just saying what I've heard about the shrubber incident. You guys are stand up homies and if what you say is true, then I will say that I'm out of line. Jack told me all about this and he doesn't lie. It is possible that his IP was spoofed and Dave has every reason to do it to the shrub. I'm not saying shrub should be reinstated, but I'm telling you that the story has merit to at least investigate, and it starts with the author of this call-out thread.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:44 pm

My city is better than your city.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:45 pm

BSmacked wrote: ...

Brian, Just think... in 6 months you will be all trained up for a 3.2 mile race. I'll bet the gerbil that lives in your ass can outrun you. Pull his tail and challenge him to a race.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:51 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
BSmacked wrote: ...
Brian, Just think... in 6 months you will be all trained up for a 3.2 mile race. I'll bet the gerbil that lives in your ass can outrun you. Pull his tail and challenge him to a race.

And in 6 months you will still be a drunken homo who likes to wear women's knickers.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:52 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:When some asshole goes over the line and calls my employer, then you lose.

Let me tell you about Smackie. Dude smokes pot yet is able to not get tested by the US Govt he works for.

I think I'm the one who now needs a ruling, but if I'm not mistaken, this literally translates to:

Smackie = :bode:

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:56 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Yet, the reach-around continues. A pile-on by complete losers isn't really damaging. Poopfart, you are such a pussy that you married a slope and live in her "cuntry." Damn dude, you lived in the stripper capital of H-Town and had to settle for a slope? And now you live in her neck of the woods? No cred for you... 7 foot douchebag. I'm not sure if Portland tops H-town in strippers, but they make a good argument as I've met a few of the Portland girls.

Dave started this and I have a few days to play. Smokie and a few here really take this seriously that 6 pages of bullshit happened. Talking about pics and using the eye thing is all you have. When some asshole goes over the line and calls my employer, then you lose.

Oh, Mad Russian, you're a tough guy? Snap me like a twig huh? Dream on tough guy. I'll bet you can fight as good as your pic wytching. You're not very good at it. In fact, you are the worst pic wytch I've seen in 9 years. Snap me like a twig? Yeah right.

HH and Otis, I am just saying what I've heard about the shrubber incident. You guys are stand up homies and if what you say is true, then I will say that I'm out of line. Jack told me all about this and he doesn't lie. It is possible that his IP was spoofed and Dave has every reason to do it to the shrub. I'm not saying shrub should be reinstated, but I'm telling you that the story has merit to at least investigate, and it starts with the author of this call-out thread.

Yes, I am a tough guy. I dont play that role, thats me IRL, bitch. I served in 3rd 75th Ranger batt for 4.5 years, and saw shots fired in anger at me. There are NO pussies in the 75th, and certainly not any panty wearing cross dressing cock snorklers there.

Oh and stuff my poor wytching up your cock holster, this wytch is one of the best ever, at least thats what the majority of people have said about it

and why dont you post one of your masterpieces for comparison, ya fucking semen burping cock pig :D

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:57 pm

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:58 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:When some asshole goes over the line and calls my employer, then you lose.

Let me tell you about Smackie. Dude smokes pot yet is able to not get tested by the US Govt he works for.
I think I'm the one who now needs a ruling, but if I'm not mistaken, this literally translates to:

Smackie =

I don't claim to be the authority on this, but I tend to agree.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:04 pm

[tvo]Although I'm not one to let facts get in the way of a good story, a fallacy in AP's argument is that even if I were to be tested, it'd come back clean.[/tvo]

But I don't wanna say anything that'll keep the meltdown from proceeding, so I'll just let him keep on running with it.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:11 pm

Smokie is a doper. He has no cred.

Mad Russian... oh what a piece of work you are. Hey tough guy, you do know the Army has lowered its standards significantly to allow shit wytches like yourself get paid for an enlistment. 4.5 years in the Rangers is like 2 years peeling potatoes in the Marine Corp. Not impressed with your service as shots were fired at you i what you call "anger." If you are so tough as you claim, why are you out of the Army? They've been recalling people left and right and you are now on a message board posting shitty pics?

Yeah, I'll bet you are a tough Ranger. More like a rump ranger. No offense intended. Also, what's with the unhealthy fascination with my pics? If I saw a dude doing that, I would say that is fucked up and leave it at that. You on the other hand have a sick fetish with my pics. Army Ranger? Yeah, sure. Tough guy? I seriously doubt you are anything but an enlisted pile of shit that was asked to go away.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:15 pm

Talking about pics and using the eye thing is all you have.

That seems to be more than enough...but the zz/AP saga doesn't really stop there, as most of us would agree. Should we trundle all that out, make this baby a pileon to end all pileons?

It is possible that his IP was spoofed and Dave has every reason to do it to the shrub.

What reason do you think I have to "spoof" his IP? I actually prefer it when RtS is not banned, because he's fun to be around, when he's not melting down to the extent that he resorts to posting personal/workplace info. The instance where he posted Charger Mike's workplace info is not the only instance of that kind of behavior, and that stretches back through a number of boards. If there wasn't such a wealth of evidence as to this behavior, then he wouldn't be banned.

RtS had to be banned at Scobode for revealing personal information as well...but when this board started up, he was welcomed, albeit reluctantly, by the team of admins...given a fresh opportunity. He fucked up again, so he was banned - not just by me, but by all the admins here.

None of that is really news to anyone here. This is about you, AP, and the entertainment you are willing to provide us. You go, zzString.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:16 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Smokie is a doper. He has no cred.

Can I get my cred back if I apologize and really mean it?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:21 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Smokie is a doper. He has no cred.
Can I get my cred back if I apologize and really mean it?

A home video of you flushing your stash might do it.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:23 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Smokie is a doper. He has no cred.

Mad Russian... oh what a piece of work you are. Hey tough guy, you do know the Army has lowered its standards significantly to allow shit wytches like yourself get paid for an enlistment. 4.5 years in the Rangers is like 2 years peeling potatoes in the Marine Corp. Not impressed with your service as shots were fired at you i what you call "anger." If you are so tough as you claim, why are you out of the Army? They've been recalling people left and right and you are now on a message board posting shitty pics?

Yeah, I'll bet you are a tough Ranger. More like a rump ranger. No offense intended. Also, what's with the unhealthy fascination with my pics? If I saw a dude doing that, I would say that is fucked up and leave it at that. You on the other hand have a sick fetish with my pics. Army Ranger? Yeah, sure. Tough guy? I seriously doubt you are anything but an enlisted pile of shit that was asked to go away.

Hey dumbfuckinstan, I served from 85-89, standards were as high as ever then.
Obviously you know less than shit about the armed forces, petunia, Rangers are fewer in number than Special Forces, and Marines?? Unless they are Force Recon, they arent shit compared to us.
And I was medically discharged, or I WOULD STILL be in, they wont allow artificial ankles in the Army.
I was enlisted, and Sgt. Which is more than your Coast Guard pansy ass wanna be could ever dream of.
Unhealthy?? Look at your pics fucko, I think wytching pics of a tard like you is fun, and amusing. Who is unheathy, the faggot crossdresser, of someone wytching their already fucked up picture?

Asked to "go away"? I worked for DoD until late 2001, because they valued my skills. We are fighting the war on MY network I engineered and oversaw installation of ,in Centcom's HQ.
So basically you are as wrong as its possible to be, but PLEASE continue your epochal level of meltage, and when you pull RTS and Y2K's cocks out of your mouth, come back and post more.
I need more laughs.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:24 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Also, what's with the unhealthy fascination with my pics? If I saw a dude doing that, I would say "I bet those feel good on" and leave for the womens panty store immediately.

ftfy

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:26 pm

Awwww shucks. DaveFAG and his collection of cock-gobbling ass-bandits don't take smack boards seriously. No way. Their personal lives are so devoid of anything other than posting from work, that going home to a fat and/or ugly wife or jerkoff session after popping Viagra... that is all these piles of crap have to live for.

Mad Russian is currently calling the Army recruiter to get reinstated to peeling potatoes for the 3rd 75th Ranger Rumpers. 4.5 years of that along with his pic wycth skills should get him back in. Better hurry up before a Filipino takes your slot.

Smackie, yes... if you say you're sorry I'll forgive you and not call you a pothead anymore. I *promise.

*Terms of the contract are negotiable and non-binding.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:27 pm

Let all this be a lesson to you Atomic Panties....you reap what you sow. And I couldn't enjoy it MORE.

Suffer you fucking dickhead.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:28 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Awwww shucks. DaveFAG and his collection of cock-gobbling ass-bandits don't take smack boards seriously. No way. Their personal lives are so devoid of anything other than posting from work, that going home to a fat and/or ugly wife or jerkoff session after popping Viagra... that is all these piles of crap have to live for.

Mad Russian is currently calling the Army recruiter to get reinstated to peeling potatoes for the 3rd 75th Ranger Rumpers. 4.5 years of that along with his pic wycth skills should get him back in. Better hurry up before a Filipino takes your slot.

Smackie, yes... if you say you're sorry I'll forgive you and not call you a pothead anymore. I *promise.

*Terms of the contract are negotiable and non-binding.

9 years on smack boards and this is ALL you have??
Pretty fitting, hafta say