Can I make a change in my death pool pics?

[smackaholic]

Hell no, I ain't giving up my lock, britney. But, I will give any of my other pics for the hillary campaign.

It is Deee Ohhh fukkin' Ayyyy.

Is it not yet just painfully obvious that Hillary is plain and simply not likable?

Has nothing to do with being a woman or bill's old lady. It is just a fact. She is as phony as a three dollar bill. her old man was too, but, unlike her, he had a boatload of charisma.

Pencil in Barak. The silky pony is done as well. He is charasmatic, but, I think alot of folks just can't get past the fact that he is a very successful ambulance chaser, which makes him, not the HMOs, the posterboy for what is wrong with healthcare.

[Goober McTuber]

Another day, another suckaholic Clinton post. Shocker.

[smackaholic]

How 'bout an actual take, goobonatube other than the text book "clinton's still in your dome" worn out one.

When you get beat like a drum in Iowa by a neeeeegro, uhhh I mean alledged negro, you are in trouble.

[Goober McTuber]

Sorry, suckonahotdick, but you just can’t seem to go a day without mentioning one of the Clintons. It’s quite the obsession. That’s my take.

I’ve never believed that Hilary has a chance at getting the nomination. Too polarizing. I still think Edwards will win in the end.

[Mikey]

Hell no, I ain't giving up my lock, britney. But, I will give any of my other pics for the hillary campaign.

It is Deee Ohhh fukkin' Ayyyy.

Is it not yet just painfully obvious that Hillary is plain and simply not likable?

Has nothing to do with being a woman or bill's old lady. It is just a fact. She is as phony as a three dollar bill. her old man was too, but, unlike her, he had a boatload of charisma.

Pencil in Barak. The silky pony is done as well. He is charasmatic, but, I think alot of folks just can't get past the fact that he is a very successful ambulance chaser, which makes him, not the HMOs, the posterboy for what is wrong with healthcare.

could you translate that into Engrish please?

[BSmack]

Hell no, I ain't giving up my lock, britney. But, I will give any of my other pics for the hillary campaign.

It is Deee Ohhh fukkin' Ayyyy.

Is it not yet just painfully obvious that Hillary is plain and simply not likable?

Has nothing to do with being a woman or bill's old lady. It is just a fact. She is as phony as a three dollar bill. her old man was too, but, unlike her, he had a boatload of charisma.

Pencil in Barak. The silky pony is done as well. He is charasmatic, but, I think alot of folks just can't get past the fact that he is a very successful ambulance chaser, which makes him, not the HMOs, the posterboy for what is wrong with healthcare.

could you translate that into Engrish please?

He's somehow confused Obama with Edwards. Typical informed Republican voter.

[Mikey]

Smackaholic is the only person I know of, so far, who would use the Iowa caucuses as an excuse to go on a bender.

[smackaholic]

Haven't been on a bender in awhile. And since when do you need a reason to?

And no, I was not confusing barak and edwards. I apologize if I wasn't clear. Let me irrit...irita...say it again.

Hillary-done
the brett girl-done
osama-wins by default.

The dems best hope, I believe would have been Joe Biden, but, he's like hill and johnny, just he's made it official.

I think Barak is an empty suit. I think Lazarus will pul it off for the republicans and then beat Obama the way the VC beat him while Barak was in kindergarden.

[BSmack]

Haven't been on a bender in awhile. And since when do you need a reason to?

And no, I was not confusing barak and edwards. I apologize if I wasn't clear. Let me irrit...irita...say it again.

Hillary-done
the brett girl-done
osama-wins by default.

The dems best hope, I believe would have been Joe Biden, but, he's like hill and johnny, just he's made it official.

I think Barak is an empty suit. I think Lazarus will pul it off for the republicans and then beat Obama the way the VC beat him while Barak was in kindergarden.

You called Obama an "ambulance chaser". Why did you do that if you did not mean to confuse or conflate him with Edwards?

[Mikey]

Haven't been on a bender in awhile. And since when do you need a reason to?

And no, I was not confusing barak and edwards. I apologize if I wasn't clear. Let me irrit...irita...say it again.

Hillary-done
the brett girl-done
osama-wins by default.

The dems best hope, I believe would have been Joe Biden, but, he's like hill and johnny, just he's made it official.

I think Barak is an empty suit. I think Lazarus will pul it off for the republicans and then beat Obama the way the VC beat him while Barak was in kindergarden.

You called Obama an "ambulance chaser". Why did you do that if you did not mean to confuse or conflate him with Edwards?

Maybe he was seen trying to get pics of Brittany last night.

[Dinsdale]

You called Obama an "ambulance chaser". Why did you do that if you did not mean to confuse or conflate him with Edwards?

Uhm... just eject, dude.


You'll note he said "Pencil in Barak. The silky pony is done as well. He is charasmatic, but, I think alot of folks just can't get past the fact that he is a very successful ambulance chaser."

Why would he say "pencil in" a candidate, only to use the next sentence to say he's done?

His meaning was actually pretty fucking obvious.


I kinda like "the silky pony," actually... as a disparaging nickname, not as a candidate. Since ambulance-chasers are soooo all about putting the good of the general population over their own special-interest... wait, they're the antithesis of that... nevermind.

[Goober McTuber]

Haven't been on a bender in awhile. And since when do you need a reason to?

And no, I was not confusing barak and edwards. I apologize if I wasn't clear. Let me irrit...irita...say it again.

Hillary-done
the brett girl-done
osama-wins by default.

The dems best hope, I believe would have been Joe Biden, but, he's like hill and johnny, just he's made it official.

I think Barak is an empty suit. I think Lazarus will pul it off for the republicans and then beat Obama the way the VC beat him while Barak was in kindergarden.

You called Obama an "ambulance chaser". Why did you do that if you did not mean to confuse or conflate him with Edwards?

He called “the silk pony” an ambulance chaser, right after he said to pencil in Barak. He was indicating that Obama would be the candidate over Hilary and Edwards (apparently “the silk pony”). After all of these years on the various boards, Brian, you should be able to interpret a little bit of Tardese. Try pounding several shots of whisky first, it might start to make sense.

[BSmack]

He called “the silk pony” an ambulance chaser, right after he said to pencil in Barak. He was indicating that Obama would be the candidate over Hilary and Edwards (apparently “the silk pony”). After all of these years on the various boards, Brian, you should be able to interpret a little bit of Tardese. Try pounding several shots of whisky first, it might start to make sense.

Sorry, my bust.

Couple shots of whiskey, tards 'round here start makin sense.
Couple shots of whiskey, tards 'round here start makin sense.
Couple more shots of whiskey, they start wearing granny thongs.

[Terry in Crapchester]

I kinda like "the silky pony," actually... as a disparaging nickname, not as a candidate. Since ambulance-chasers are soooo all about putting the good of the general population over their own special-interest... wait, they're the antithesis of that... nevermind.

Hoo boy, here we go again.

I was actually agreeing with you on the part of Smackaholic's point being understandable, but then you had to go on the above.

Before you spout off, take a look at this.

The Accident

Here are the basic facts: On June 24, 1993, Valerie Lakey was playing in a wading pool at the Medfield Area Recreation Club in Wake County, NC (a few miles down the road from where I live in Raleigh). The drain cover on the only suction outlet in the pool had been removed sometime previously, probably by other children earlier that day. When Valerie approached the uncovered outlet, the suction was strong enough to pull her down and suck 80% of her small intestine and 50-70% of her large intestine out through her anus. Four adults could not free her until the pool's pumps had been turned off. It sounds like some kind of urban legend but it's not. It's happened multiple times, actually.

Valerie survived, but has to spend 12 -14 hours (often 7pm to 7am) being fed by a tube in her chest dripping nutrients into her body. The expensive procedure will probably be required for the rest of her life, among other medical treatment. Her parents sued the club, the county, the maker of the pool's circulation pump and Sta-Rite, the manufacturer of the missing drain cover, with the help of John Edwards and his partner David Kirby. The first three defendants settled before trial for a total of $5.9 million. Sta-Rite, a subsidiary of the Wisconsin Energy Corporation, offered $100,000. The Lakeys declined and the case went to a jury. Here's how the Washington Monthly described what happened next:

...[Edwards] discovered that 12 other children had suffered similar injuries from Sta-Rite drains. The company raised its offer to $1.25 million. Two weeks into the trial, they upped the figure to $8.5 million. Edwards declined the offer and asked for their insurance policy limit of $22.5 million. The day before the trial resumed from Christmas break, Sta-Rite countered with $17.5 million. Again, Edwards said no...the jury found Sta-Rite guilty and liable for $25 million in economic damages (by state law, punitive damages could have tripled that amount). The company immediately settled for $25 million, the largest verdict in state history.

The Lakeys accepted the settlement in January 1997, giving up the potentially massive punitive damages the jury could have awarded in exchange for Sta-Rite's waiving of appeals that could have gone on for years. The jury award thus wouldn't have been affected by punitive damage caps, even as the settlement broke records and made Edwards a fortune - an interesting twist to the trial lawyer discussion. Most of the judgment was paid by Zurich, Sta-Rite's insurance company, but not before Zurich's failure to honor Edwards' request for the $22.5 million policy limit resulted in Sta-rite filing its own lawsuit.

[Dinsdale]

Sidenote -- same thing happened somewhere around here last summer. And for some reason, the name of the drain manufacturer rings a bell.

You'd think after all that time and misery, they'd figure out some sort of drain that didn't perform a Cicero on little kids.


And a massive settlement in that instance is clearly justified. And I doubt Silky offered up any of HIS share to help those kids. Although occasionally justified, as a general rule, ambulance chasers are the scum of the earth.

And before you take up for your homies, Terry, you might consider googling up some public-opinion polls on where lawyers place on the "trusted professions" scale. And if you do choose to exercise poor judgement and try and defend said scumbags, realize I'll probably just repond with links to said polls, which the last one I saw had you people right below used car salesmen.

[smackaholic]

It is really fukking horrible what happened to that little girl, but, why is it the fault of a pump company for making a pump that is in discriminate about what it sucks? Somebody left a cover off, but, apparently that somebody didn't have a nice fat insurance policy. So, that fukking leech went after the guy with the cash. So fukking what if that company wasn't at fault.

We live in a world with lots of machinery that makes our lives much easier and better.

If this stuff is misused, people get fukked up. It is the price we pay.

Unfortunately the legal system is pretty much set up to see to it that parasites like silky get rich. They use the guise of "protecting the people", but, that is bullshit.

These same fukking drains on society have the gaul to bitch about our healthcare costs when they are a major reason for them. How often does a doctor have to do something uneccesarry because he has to play CYA?

But I guess it's just rich insurance companies that get hurt. Not regular "working families". Sure glad it doesn't affect my insurance rates or healthcare costs. Wait, that's right it does.

Oh fukking well. Somebody has got to pay for his 20000 sq ft crib or the carbon credits he buys to justify it.

[BSmack]

It is really fukking horrible what happened to that little girl, but, why is it the fault of a pump company for making a pump that is in discriminate about what it sucks? Somebody left a cover off, but, apparently that somebody didn't have a nice fat insurance policy. So, that fukking leech went after the guy with the cash. So fukking what if that company wasn't at fault.

They WERE at fault. They signed a settlement stating such. What about that don't you get?

[Goober McTuber]

These same fukking drains on society have the gaul to bitch about our healthcare costs when they are a major reason for them.

Those same fukking drains on society can also get sued if they leave their covers off and hurt little children.

[Mr T]

Valerie survived, but has to spend 12 -14 hours (often 7pm to 7am) being fed by a tube in her chest dripping cunt cookies into her body. The expensive procedure will probably be required for the rest of her life, among other medical treatment.

Say what?

[Goober McTuber]

Valerie survived, but has to spend 12 -14 hours (often 7pm to 7am) being fed by a tube in her chest dripping cunt cookies into her body. The expensive procedure will probably be required for the rest of her life, among other medical treatment.

Say what?

Nutrients. Are you deaf?

[Mr T]

cunt cookies. Are you deaf?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... nt+cookies

[Dinsdale]

Sta-Right can suck lower intestines clean out through the anus?

We wanna party with you, cowboy. It is friday and all.



Sin,

[Goober McTuber]

cunt cookies. Are you deaf?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... nt+cookies

Actually, it’s part of the word filter here. It’s what you get when you type in n-u-t-r-i-e-n-t-s.

[Terry in Crapchester]

It is really fukking horrible what happened to that little girl, but, why is it the fault of a pump company for making a pump that is in discriminate about what it sucks? Somebody left a cover off, but, apparently that somebody didn't have a nice fat insurance policy. So, that fukking leech went after the guy with the cash. So fukking what if that company wasn't at fault.

They WERE at fault. They signed a settlement stating such. What about that don't you get?

If you want to get technical, a settlement usually means no admission of liability on the part of the settling party. In this case, however, the settlement occurred after a trial in which a jury found them to be at fault.

Sorry Smackaholic doesn't like it, apparently, but them's the rules.

Btw, my apologies for the "cunt cookies" (although I have to admit getting a chuckle from it after the fact), but I was unaware of that particular board filter. Goober had the initial word correct.

[Dinsdale]

Sta-Right would have been out of business after those hefty settlements, but the PPanther Coffee Co. found an entirely new use for them, and saved Sta-Right from going ass-asunder.


Something about "automation."