What happened to the Fresno guys?

[Goober McTuber]

However, it does not admonish my personal shit being compromised by a few total losers that post on these boards. I've never posted where I work, nor the infamous panty shot.

Let’s try and cover this one more time. You didn’t post those things on this board, but you obviously shared them with someone. That’s where you have to look. Who did you share them with, and why after NINE FUCKING YEARS ON THESE BOARDS do you still not know any better?

[Mister Bushice]

He better start admonishing his personal shit.











Do you think maybe we could get Jay to reverse his call? :D

[Ken]

beating down my motel room door...

:shocker:

[Dinsdale]

beating down my motel room door...

:shocker:

Your ex sucks off groes. BODE.

[BSmack]

Leave AP alone!!!

sin

[Chernobyl]

I'm not sure what's funnier - the claim of troll job, or the willingness to allow a single poster to pull his strings and make the call to eject, which pretty much negates the troll job claim anyway. If it really was a troll job, he coulda simply asked Jay to make the call for him to go back to posting in his true online persona. But could anyone here truly say they'd be able to tell the difference?

Who now is stuck with the responsibility of calling in the HAZMAT team to clean up this atomic waste left behind by the Pantload?

[RumpleForeskin]

[Jay in Phoenix]

He better start admonishing his personal shit.












Do you think maybe we could get Jay to reverse his call? :D

Goddamit Bushice! grumble-grumble






Upon further review...Bushice's challenge is upheld and the call is reversed.

Come on back A.P. The board still wants to play.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I've never posted where I work

Yeah, I didn't think cash registers had internet access.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I do believe most of the males here couldn't get laid in a morgue

Just stop, man. It was YOU that claimed you dressed like a shemale in order to "score some tail." If your "game" is so freaking smooth, then WHAT is the need for the panties, you fucking weirdo?

and that if they are married like BSmacked said he is, then it's to a fat fucking hog.

What you think is completely irrelevant versus what all of us KNOW, jackass. And what we KNOW is that you're a goddamn fruitcake.

[Cuda]

This meltdown is a troll job ...

Lastly, Biggie... you are the best poster over the 9 years I've seen.

Damn straight. If for no other reason, on a board that may or may not be this one, dude pretty much nailed the over/under on "I was just trolling" damn-near to the minute.


Of course you were "trolling." I mean everyone knows you're more than capable of bringing top-notvh smack...

Oh, wait. No, you're not. Never have been.

Holy Fuck!

Absolutely the most detailed, planned-out, long-term troll job ever perpetrated.

Must have started way back when he started dropping that trail of breadcrumbs: Driving Soviet Underwater Nuclear Flying Submarines, Open Heart Surgery, Teaching 2nd Graders in NJ, the Home Despot thingie... right up to & including the Panty Pics. Pretty much puts the whole Reindeer thingie to shame, doesn't it?

or....


It could be the classic, well-known run-up to a Super Tard's inevitable meltdown that we've all seen time & time again

InkyDave: " I was only trolling"

R-t-S: " I was only trolling"

Forum: " I was only trolling"

Indy Clown: " I was only trolling"

... anybody see a pattern developing here?

Very likely the Authorities in NJ will see a pattern & will want to know if AP was prone to wearing frilly, lacey things while in a Position of Trust with a classroom of 8 year-olds

[Cuda]

I do believe most of the males here couldn't get laid in a morgue

.

He has a point there, Mgo

I, for instance, couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with my pockets stuffed with $100 bills

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I do believe most of the males here couldn't get laid in a morgue

Don't tell that to Bob in Sorryexcuseny.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

By the way -- if you're not married, can you still have a fat hog of a wife? Can I get a ruling on that one?

[PSUFAN]

If you're trying to lure Rumple into posting, he's still above, swabbing the deck.

Mt. RumpleMound

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Apparently this is the criteria for possessing a fat wife who smokes black cock:

Dear AP,

I don't like you.

Sincerely,

Anybody

[Mister Bushice]

Apparently this is the criteria for possessing a fat wife who smokes black cock:

Dear AP,

I don't like you.

Sincerely,

Anybody

More like:

Hey AP,

Neener neener neener

Sin,

everybody

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Man Puts Out Fire With Aunt's XL Undies

LONDON — From baggy briefs to the ultimate hotpants: A British woman's underwear saved the day by doubling as an emergency fire blanket when her kitchen caught fire. John Marsey and his cousin Darren Lines were frying bread in Jenny Marsey's kitchen in Hartlepool, northeast England, on Sunday when their meal caught fire.

Lines grabbed the nearest thing from a pile of laundry to put it out: his aunt's billowing, powder blue, size XL underpants.

He ran them under the faucet and tossed them onto the flames, successfully smothering the fire, a spokesman for the Cleveland Fire Brigade said, speaking on condition of anonymity in line with department policy.

Lines' swift thinking saved the kitchen — but left his aunt's underwear slightly scorched.

"It could have been a lot worse," she said. "My family could have been in hospital but the knickers saved the day. I'm just grateful to the boys."

The fire official said the general principle of using a large, wet cloth to cover a grease fire was a sound one.

As for using underwear: "Clearly it depends on what size you are — but I don't want to go there."

http://www6.comcast.net/news/articles/o ... s.on.Fire/

AP -- if you're going to get busted with women's underwear, at least do something noble with them.

[Cripple Fight]

What's up fellas?

[Mister Bushice]

his aunt's billowing, powder blue, size XL underpants.

Don't go getting Acresized Panties all worked up. He'll board a jet for England and we'll never hear from him again.

[RevLimiter]

What's up fellas?

You're a day late and 11 thread pages short, but Appropriately Plungered gave a valiant effort in your absence.

[BSmack]

By the way -- if you're not married, can you still have a fat hog of a wife? Can I get a ruling on that one?

No, you would then be a homo who likes to smoke black cock. Were you ever to later possess a fat hog of a wife, she would of course be a fag hag who would only be with you to smoke the black cock with you.

At least that's how I think I'm reading Atomic Panties rants. You might also be a big doody head.

[poptart]

AP perhaps is attempting to pull off (so to speak) a self-imploding troll parody of himself.

Would be possible, if not for the fact that this is Atomic Phuck-up you're talking about.

You know, the guy who, 15/16th of the time, would lose a battle of Stratego wits with Jeff Gillooly.

More plausible to know that PSU baited him with this thread.
AP, 5 beers in the boiler, couldn't lay off the eephus pitch.
So he flailed his arms at the keyboard like night-sticks on Rodney King.
But all that came up for us to laff at was the same D+ level 'smack' that he's always produced.

The board phallus was inserted.
When AP felt his bowels expanding he became flustered, but strangely turned on.
At that point, pre-Jay directives, A.Phuck-up had no gameplan other than to go bullrider billy on the phallus.
Page 1.16 of his smack playbook was unveiled for all to see ...... for about 10 pages.
And the aluminum recycler man loved the daily visits to crib-of-AP.

When James Byrd finally said, "this is a drag," he twisted his neck vertizontically 4/16 of a screw so that he slammed his own head into the curb.
And so it is with our fliend AP.
AP's head is rolling down the street, mouth a'gape, nearly as wide as his anus, robotically gibbering, "I trolled you, I trolled you, I trolled you ...."

Worked well for Inky, Shrubber and the Duke.



AP was run.

[DiT]

Mike,years ago you and I had are differences in IRC and Caddie's board.
but that shit was resolved and I'll prolly take some heat for saying it,but you're a pretty alright dude in my book.
I need to,as Jay did,suggest you eject as quickly and gracefully as possible..
just eject brah,check back in a few days,take a little heat and just move on.
for real.

diT

[KC Scott]

Mike,

David is spot on, Jay was too.
I will rack the ability of this thread to get many of the OG back in, to join hands and sing Kumbya one fin al time.

Maybe that was the idea.... right? :wink:

[Y2K]

Archive.

[PSUFAN]

Poptart gets another well-earned rack.

[MadRussian]

Entire Interweb on left, Anus Penetrated on right

[Mammy]

Entire Interweb on left, Anus Penetrated on right

oh lordie me, dat make my heart skip da beat

[Reginald Denny]

But all that came up for us to laff at was the same D+ level 'smack' that he's always produced.

D+? This must be an example of your Christian charity coming to the fore. I'm guessing most here graded his smack the same way I did, which is as an unmitigated failure, just as everything else he's attempted in his miserable life has turned out.

Is there anything lower than F-?

[Ken]

Is there anything lower than F-?

You called?

sin,

[Jerkovich]

Whats going on in here?

[Cuda]

I have a confession to make

Just as AP says, this was ALL just a troll job.

I know this because I'm one of AP's trolls.

So is Dinsdale, poptart, PUSFAN, the KC contingent (except KC Paul who's somebody else's troll) Martyred, BSmack, R-Jack, mvscal & ken.

If I've left any of us out, it really doesn't matter because we're all really just figments of Bacefelice's imagination anyway

[War Wagon]

...a battle of Stratego wits.

RACK!

I don't know how you come up with this stuff, 'tart.

Man, I loved that game. When I was 12.

[XXXL]

I had a trial in Fresno last week...

It was fun litigating against local Fresno counsel.

Another matter I'm working on is on calendar for settlement conference in late February...

I look forward to another drive up there then.

War Bulldogs over Georgia Tech!!!!!!!

Anyway, Happy New Year ya'll.......

[PSUFAN]

I kept this open for poptart to get a couple of racks. Seems like it's done.