Deathpool recount!

[The Seer]

Should be customary in close races to demand a recount....

A casual auditing noticed that the 3 people that damncowboy picked compared
to my 3 dead people - mine were a cumulative 6 years younger...adding up to more points.

Also, Tammy Faye and Bill Walsh were diagnosed with their respective illnesses at the time
damncowboy made his illness predictions...

Evel was fine when I picked him, Pavarotti was questionable and Joey Bishop was good...

I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!!



HOLD THE HOT SAUCE

[Moving Sale]

10 extra points will be awarded for those that also pick the cause of death.
Sounds like you want new rules.

[KC Scott]

10 extra points will be awarded for those that also pick the cause of death.
Sounds like you want new rules.

A lot of people picked you for their list this year.
Paranoia combined with Dwarfism is a potentialy lethal combination.
Don't walk under any bar stools.

Idiot.

[Moving Sale]

Name one. That's what I thought.

So now we know you are a vapid midwest fuck, just the kind of juicy morsal Chuck D loves.

Side bet heads up you worthless fuckstain?

[The Seer]

10 extra points will be awarded for those that also pick the cause of death.
Sounds like you want new rules.

I happened to pick the cause of the deaths also....research...

[KC Scott]

Side bet heads up you worthless fuckstain?

What did you want to bet on?

What size ladder you'd need to climb up and suck my dick?

I'll take the over on 32"

[Moving Sale]

Seer:
I did you snide fuck.

You:
Evel Knievel and his bonus for 41 pts
Pavarotti and his bonus for 39 pts
Joey Bishop no bonus for 11 pts
=91
damn the cowboys:
Tammy Faye Baker and bonus 45 pts
Barbara West and bonus 14 pts
Bill Walsh plus the bonus 35 pts
=94

You got 6 more on the age and gave up 10 on the bonus hence you ended up 4 points behind.

Any more whining fuckface?

~ ~ ~
Please quit fantasizing about me sucking your dick Scott. It's very creepy and awfully gay.

[KC Scott]

~ ~ ~
It's very creepy and awfully gay.

That's the same feeling I get when walking past lawn gnomes and seeing douchbags use ~~~ in posts.

Sperm dreams much, monsoir le'short?

If some fat, messican bitch ever married you for the green card, she'd suck black calk the first time she drove your Neon thru Taco Bell

[Moving Sale]

That's the same feeling I get when walking past lawn gnomes and seeing douchbags use ~~~ in posts.

Yes, you wanting me to suck you is as gay as using three ~s.

Sperm dreams much, monsoir le'short?

This is brilliant. Ponder gay head and then drop a "Sperm dreams much" on the person you were pondering said gay sex with. How very shutyomouth of you.

If some fat, messican bitch ever married you for the green card, she'd suck black calk the first time she drove your Neon thru Taco Bell

It was funny (as in pathetic) when zz ran it, but with you it is pathetic (as in funny).

Now pull your dazed father out of the gutter and add a shed to the doublewide so he isn't a wandersicle by February, try and not pump ship next time you see a chick with a tat, get the "non-loser category" chip off of your shoulder you loser and try and mash your keyboard in a fashion that doesn't produce a steaming pile of crap.

Capiche?

[The Seer]

Seer:
I did you snide fuck.

You:
Evel Knievel and his bonus for 41 pts
Pavarotti and his bonus for 39 pts
Joey Bishop no bonus for 11 pts
=91
damn the cowboys:
Tammy Faye Baker and bonus 45 pts
Barbara West and bonus 14 pts
Bill Walsh plus the bonus 35 pts
=94

You got 6 more on the age and gave up 10 on the bonus hence you ended up 4 points behind.

You're supposed to be a lawyer, right?

Explain how I gave up 10 points on the bonus.

I listed Evel with organ failure (liver)

Pavarotti with cancer (pancreatic)

Bishop (multiple causes)


The point of contention is Bishop and Barbara West. I listed Bishop as a heart attack, he listed Barbara West as "old age".

Multiple causes CAN include final heart failure.

On autopsies, old age is never listed as a cause of death. There is organ failure or heart failure, etc...

All future deathpool participants would have to do is pick old people and cite their cause of death "old age" and use that as a catch-all for whatever specific reason they did die....

[Moving Sale]

You're supposed to be able to read right?

You put "organ failure/cancer" for Evel and the fat man, so all anyone has to do is put multiple causes and double their chances. That doesn't seem fair. Not to mention that "organ failure" is pretty board in and of itself.

As for BS, she was 9fucking6 so 'old age' IS a bit 'cheaty' as it were so I'll give you that one.

As for Bishop, he died of MOF not MCI. MCI is pretty specific and was not mentioned in any bio I read, but once Evel and the fat man are taken out for your 'cheaty' "organ failure/cancer" it doesn't much matter.

Here is my ruling (if you care):
You lose all bonus point while he loses only BS’s bonus and still beats you by 14.

[Mikey]

The ruling from the replay booth is not contestable.

Take it up with the supervisor of officials if you want a rule change.
Then go suck some Neuheisel cack.


(If you want some sauce then PM IndyFrisco and buy some. It's worth the price and more.)

[The Seer]

The ruling from the replay booth is not contestable.

Take it up with the supervisor of officials if you want a rule change.
Then go suck some Neuheisel cack.


(If you want some sauce then PM IndyFrisco and buy some. It's worth the price and more.)

I've put an offer out to 88 to check to see if I have a case. It seems damncowboys has Moving Sale on retainer....

Should 88 decide I have a case, and the results are in my favor, he will get half my
winnings = 1 jar of sauce.


How'd Stanford's hoop team do last Thursday?

[Mikey]

How'd Stanford's hoop team do last Thursday?

790 - Math
780 - Verbal

[KC Scott]

It seems damncowboys has Moving Sale on retainer....

[Mister Bushice]

The ruling from the replay booth is not contestable.

Take it up with the supervisor of officials if you want a rule change.

Good luck with that. Not only is he strict, but his level of giving a shit is such that he sent the results in via the ouijanet.

[The Seer]

I think Luther was requesting ID info for lesser known celebs....not needing obvious descriptions like LTS TARD (perenially worst poster on board)....

Since my support base is beginning to dwindle, I have decided to withdraw my appeal; and congratulate damnthecowboys on his victory....

[Mister Bushice]

Dang 88, talk about losing on a technicality. Did everyone who played follow that guideline?

However organ failure/cancer seems to me to be potentially two or more causes, which is also technically a violation, since Luther asked for one. If Kneivel had cancer of the liver and he was going to die in 3 months and had a heart attack from the stress of knowing that 1 week after he found out and died, you've got yourself a contestable gray area there.


Luther would be strict though, so I think there's no question FTDC takes it even without the old ladys COD.

[smackaholic]

No one dies of old age. Their old age causes shit to breakdown. Eventually one of these old age related things kills them. Seems to me that old age is a rather broad cause and could be claimed for pretty much anybody dieing past the age of say 60, since whatever killed them prolly had something to do with them being old.

We need to either have better rules concerning the definition of cause or just do away with it completely.

What's that fukkin' sauce cost, anyhoo? You got me curious about it.

Guess I will just wait until Britney whacks herself and I win my free bottles.

[Mister Bushice]

You're gonna need more than Britney. unless you also get COD, you'll only get 70 something points. I thought I was a lock early last year with my two quick croakers, but I got bogged down, and my remaining two failed to deliver unto the lord that which is his. Then these two cinderella story grim reapers came out of nowhere and before I knew it, IT'S IN THE HOLE!

And I think you're correct. "Old Age" should be banned as a reason, but "Natural causes" might still qualify for a 96 year old who gives up the ghost for no specific reason.

[indyfrisco]

No sauce has been packaged and mailed as of yet. Brent's BBQ Sauce LLC holds all shipments until payment is final and cleared. As of right now, FTDC is the winner according to the ruling on the field.

Should Luther/Mikey overrule based upon Seer's challenge prior to shipping of said sauce, I will ship to Seer instead. As with any challenge though, once the next play takes place (ie: shipping the sauce), no challenge can be accepted.

Clock is ticking...