Just dropping by to say hi to

[SaladTosser]

dinsdale and the 3 other people here who are worth a shit. Oh, and the reindeer.

[poptart]

I never make a list.

[Dinsdale]

"Worth a shit"?


You drunk?

I'm giving fucking grammar lessons, for chrissake.

[Mikey]

I always figured that was about your value.

[RumpleForeskin]

I always figured that was about your value.

Well, there is that and his extensive knowledge in the anatomy of government contracts.

[Dinsdale]

That, and those threads/posts that have brought more funny to this board than every Rumps and Mikey post combined...


There is that.

[bbqjones]

[SaladTosser]

anatomy

Funny you should use that term. You are the dude who's spouse has cornered the market on anatomy, correct? Fuck, dude, I don't even post here and I'm aware of the vastness that is Mrs. Foreskin.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I'd fuck her. She could be the poster monster of all that is big and oh so bad in my past. Would it offend you if I avatared that lovely beast, dog?

P.S.
Hi, bbq and mvscal. RACK you two fucks.

[Mister Bushice]

"Worth a shit"?

It sure took you long enough to figure that out.

I knew you would at some point in time.

[Dinsdale]

As this thread indicates, people who are scarce around these parts stop in to check what I'm up to.

You, on the other hand, are a reason they become scarce in the first place.

[indyfrisco]

Methinks ST could use some Brent's BBQ Sauce for his 4.875.

[Mister Bushice]

As this thread indicates, people who are scarce around these parts stop in to check what I'm up to.

You, on the other hand, are a reason they become scarce in the first place.

Still waiting on that list of the "Legends" who agree with you on that score, champ.

[Dinsdale]

Still waiting on that list of the "Legends" who agree with you on that score, champ.

Oh, they're probably quite a bit more numerous that you'd think.


Matter of fact, a scarce poster recently called you out for it... but don't let facts stand in your way.

[Jerkovich]

Anybody that gives the Queerdeer cred is a fookin' pussy.

Whatz up Super Gobbler?!?

[Dinsdale]

Anybody that gives the Queerdeer cred is a fookin' pussy.

I'd say the moment of Supreme Reindeer Cred was granted to them by...



you.

[Mister Bushice]

Still waiting on that list of the "Legends" who agree with you on that score, champ.

Oh, they're probably quite a bit more numerous that you'd think.

You're not really going to go down this road again, are you? Several of those "legends" dropped by last time you spewed that shit to stuff those words right back down your throat.

Matter of fact, a scarce poster recently called you out for it... but don't let facts stand in your way.

Wha - you mean Rozy? Oh please. Don't confuse whiny fly by commentators with legends.

Shouldn't you resume your awesomely funny grammar and spelling correction takes?

Mayhaps they will earn you legend status one day.

[MuchoBulls]

I never make a list.

Your av would make the list

[Dinsdale]

Several of those "legends" dropped by last time you spewed that shit to stuff those words right back down your throat.

Really. I must have missed that. Do me a favor, and name one.

TIA

Matter of fact, a scarce poster recently called you out for it... but don't let facts stand in your way.

Wha - you mean Rozy? Oh please. Don't confuse whiny fly by commentators with legends.

I see, you're doing what you do best... spinning.

YOU brought the word "legend" into this... not me. Your own posts a few inches up out front should have told you.


BTW -- Rozy has offered up more humor and intelligent sports commentary in a dozen posts than you have in thousands.


Believe it or not... and this is a difficult concept for a retard such as yourself... but this is the reason I call you out for sucking huge dick, and not Rozy.


I know -- that's some complicated shit, eh?

Mayhaps they will earn you legend status one day.

Dude -- please tell me you didn't just insinuate that you're even in any remote position to make such judgements?

Actually, please tell me you just did. Pile-ons are always a hoot.

[Dinsdale]

Your av would make the list

What, for "least attractive cheerleaders in the NFL"?


Of all the ultra-hottie NFL cheerleaders, he picks one with a C+ grille.

Nice work, Poptart the Rookie.

[Mister Bushice]

Several of those "legends" dropped by last time you spewed that shit to stuff those words right back down your throat.

Really. I must have missed that. Do me a favor, and name one.

TIA

You might recall a "PAY ATTENTION TO ME" thread of yours from the past year when you called out both Bsmack and yours truly to try and actually get a vote going on who was the funniest, and if THAT alone wasn't pathetic enough, you made this claim it was our collective fault that the Board Legends and others left here for elsewhere. This idiotic statement of yours was followed up by visits from several of those legendary posters who dropped by to tell you to shut the fuck up. Apparently they really didn't care for you representing their opinion by proxy.

But - NO surprise you missed all that. You do have a tendency to run away from threads you where you get your ass handed back to you.

Believe it or not... and this is a difficult concept for a retard such as yourself... but this is the reason I call you out for sucking huge dick,

Yeah, yeah I know, my wife is a fat hog, black cock, etc etc.

Christ - get back to the grammar lessons already. At least I could get a little nappy in from reading them, err those.

Fuck it. You fix it.

[Dinsdale]

Really. I must have missed that. Do me a favor, and name one.

[Mister Bushice]

Contrary to the way YOU want things to be Jesus Dins, I don't usually give a fuck what you ask for.

but OK ass wipe, here's your name.

Jay in Phoenix.

[velocet]

War Wagon is a legend. Ask him about whatever it is you're yammering about.



Speaking of Bsmack, he was voted Most Valuable Poster in the Boxing forum at Smackboard.



Truth, that is.




velocet

[poptart]

He was the only lib' on the board.

A jizz bucket's value should never be underestimated.

[Goober McTuber]

War Wagon is a legend.

[BSmack]

He was the only lib' on the board.

And now I'm not. I guess that's the price I pay for having been right.

[Ana Ng]

What's going on here?

[smackaholic]

I think they call it a cripple fight.

Not a very good one, though.

[Mister Bushice]

Pretty tough to call it anything else, especially when the cripple runs away.

Although "Par for the course" also fits.

[RadioFan]

Hi ST. For your next handjob, you might ask match.com girl to use KY sensual Silk TM It's not as good as the original, Liquid Silk, for assfucking. But for handjobs, it's almost as good. Btw, you're right. We've all been pretty lacking, especially in sharing when it comes to hand-job products, not to mention being able to tell what our girlfriends had for breakfast when we tongue their asses.

It's partially my fault, my friend, for not doing my part. I've tasted bacon, yolk and sweet grits. I just haven't been sharing lately, and personally, I apologize.

[Ana Ng]

I could tell you what ST had for breakfast.

If you really wanna know.

[KC Scott]

I could tell you what ST had for breakfast.

If you really wanna know.

So how did that surgery work out for you?

Feeling more like a woman these days?

[Ana Ng]

Good work.

I'm assuming that's the pinnacle of "humor" there in KC.

You folks must set your standards high.

[General Peters]

dinsdale and the three other people here who are worth a shit.

Thanks, friend!