I am BACK.

[Goober McTuber]

Ban you? It couldn’t hurt.

[fix]

S'up Denver
;)

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Don't flatter yourself, Old Country Buffspray. Nobody cares enough to hate you.

[Mister Bushice]

Where did you get booted from that made you land here again?

[indyfrisco]

Welcome back BS. Don't fuck it up. ;)

[Dinsdale]

You really flatter yourself with your delusions that you're even significant enough to warrant "hate," don't you?


At TSB, we discussed college football... and nothing else.


You wanna talk some CFB? I'll talk some CFB. Other than that, let me know when your "humor" and "smack" consist of something more than pulling vulgar words out of a hat and posting them in a random order.

[Dinsdale]

I am BACK.

No, you're not.

Sin,
The ignore feature

[fix]

Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!

[Mister Bushice]

Jesus, Dins

That pretty much sums up his self image.

[Jerkovich]

Ha! Spray gets the boot from TT and has to settle for this shit hole. I'm feeling for ya Buttsy.

[smackaholic]

Does this mean some of the fat smack will be redirected from paul to 'spray?

Or does it just mean that we gotta work an extra shift or two and make more?

[Goober McTuber]

Jerkovich is Kevnic. Also know as Reindeer Speedbag.

You need to go ahead and pony up for a program. Can’t tell the players without a program.

[Jerkovich]

Nice to see that Goober is still a smarmy, developmentally arrested retard.

[Goober McTuber]

You obviously don’t understand the meaning of the word "smarmy". Dumbfuck.

[Tom In VA]

You obviously don’t understand the meaning of the word "smarmy". Dumbfuck.

He didn't say "smarmy". You said "smarmy".

[Goober McTuber]

You obviously don’t understand the meaning of the word "smarmy". Dumbfuck.

He didn't say "smarmy". You said "smarmy".

Smarmy.

Rhymes with Army.

So how was your tour?

[Tom In VA]

So how was your tour?

Aww sheeeit man, I was all over 'da place, Bin Bang, Poon Tang, I'm Agent Orange man.

[Tom In VA]

You obviously don’t understand the meaning of the word "smarmy". Dumbfuck.

He didn't say "smarmy". You said "smarmy".

What up, old man!!

Hope all is well in your neck of the woods.

[BSmack]

So how was your tour?

Saigon... shit; I'm still only in Saigon... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter.

FTFY

[Tom In VA]

lol BSmack


Hope fatherhood is treating you well.

[Jerkovich]

Nice to see that Goober is still a smarmy, developmentally arrested retard.

Main Entry:
smarmy Listen to the pronunciation of smarmy
Pronunciation:
\ˈsmär-mē\
Function:
adjective
Inflected Form(s):
smarm·i·er; smarm·i·est
Etymology:
smarm to gush, slobber
Date:
1924

1 : revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness <a tone of smarmy self-satisfaction — New Yorker>

2 : of low sleazy taste or quality
— smarm·i·ly Listen to the pronunciation of smarmily \-mə-lē\ adverb
— smarm·i·ness Listen to the pronunciation of smarminess \-mē-nəs\ noun

[Goober McTuber]

Nice to see that Goober is still a smarmy, developmentally arrested retard.

Main Entry:
smarmy Listen to the pronunciation of smarmy
Pronunciation:
\ˈsmär-mē\
Function:
adjective
Inflected Form(s):
smarm·i·er; smarm·i·est
Etymology:
smarm to gush, slobber
Date:
1924

1 : revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness <a tone of smarmy self-satisfaction — New Yorker>

2 : of low sleazy taste or quality
— smarm·i·ly Listen to the pronunciation of smarmily \-mə-lē\ adverb
— smarm·i·ness Listen to the pronunciation of smarminess \-mē-nəs\ noun

Oh, I see. You were using the much less common definition of the word. If that's what you meant, well thank you.

[Jerkovich]

Nice to see that Goober is still a smarmy, developmentally arrested retard.

Main Entry:
smarmy Listen to the pronunciation of smarmy
Pronunciation:
\ˈsmär-mē\
Function:
adjective
Inflected Form(s):
smarm·i·er; smarm·i·est
Etymology:
smarm to gush, slobber
Date:
1924

1 : revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness <a tone of smarmy self-satisfaction — New Yorker>

2 : of low sleazy taste or quality
— smarm·i·ly Listen to the pronunciation of smarmily \-mə-lē\ adverb
— smarm·i·ness Listen to the pronunciation of smarminess \-mē-nəs\ noun

Oh, I see. You were using the much less common definition of the word. If that's what you meant, well thank you.

No thank you for confirming that your nothing but trailer trash.

[Goober McTuber]

Trailer trash? Ha!! Trailers don’t have unpermitted finished basements, you fucking moron.

[Jerkovich]

Trailer trash? Ha!! Trailers don’t have unpermitted finished basements, you fucking moron.

OK, you have a basement. Wow, I'm so impressed! Not so much, but it does prove that you are one step above a trailer rat. You just happen to live in a hole, ya fookin' brain dead mouth breather.

[Dog]

Not just a basement, an "unpermitted" finished basement at that.

[Dinsdale]

"unpermitted" finished basement

Yesterday's lesson was on redundancies. I guess today's lesson should cover contradictions-in-terms/oxymorons.

[PSUFAN]

I guess dog missed that thread.

[BSmack]

Not just a basement, an "unpermitted" finished basement at that.

Do you have any thoughts on how drywall should be hung?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I am BACK.

Have we ever really parted?

Sin,

[RadioFan]

'Spray. Good to have you back. Now go fuck yourself.

Better yet:

-- Invite Toddowen down for a fishing trip.

-- Tell trev, "You've got all the time in the world, before you're logged out."

-- Ask Bsmack about the Democratic race this year.

-- Check into Jack's graduate degree.

-- HH has fallen out of favor with Tony Romo. Ever since that trip to Mexico, he's in a jealous rage and is deleting anything with the words "Simpson" and "Jessica" in them. The 'sup with "football? What football?" references are maddening. Ask.

-- I heard RJ hooked up with Jackie Warner. Please confirm.

-- SG's "A whole gang of cocks" troll isn't funny. Don't ask that troll to post here, and please request that all of the rest of them join.

-- Truman is a superficial dick. Ask him about his posts, with no substance, whatsoever.

-- Mike the Lab Rat has become a thumper. Please tell him, Praise Jeeesuss, and just be done with it. He questions all that is science, these days.

-- PSUFAN is about to undergo a sex-change operation. His wife keeps telling him to not do it, but she's thinking about the same, given the sale at Penney's the other day, on slacks. Pray for their children, and Annie, even though they couldn't possibly understand the male to female and female to male need for transformation. They are oppressed. Please pray for Annie, only SHE understands these minor needs of the free, human spirit.

-- Bushice's stand-up comic routine is hilarious, just ask.

-- mvscal has whole categories of folks he's embracing. He'll share.

-- poptart has gone full-scale chink. He lights candles and prays to Budda. He can't find his Bible and worries more about Brodie Croyle than his own salvation. Check into it.

-- ocmike has discovered Baja Mexico. Ask him about the crime rate there, about how low it's gone. He can't WAIT to get down there.

-- Ask AP NOT to post pics in new, proper-fitting panties. Seriously.

-- Mikey has thrown out his outdoor grill and abandoned his stove. He's joined the Hair Club for Men and is about to move in on Jackie Warner -- about to steal her under RJ's nose. Shhhhh, his wife doens't know this. Lots of drama and shit. You might want to ask him about it.

-- socal has become a bonified USC fan. He's googling pictures of them without shirts on. It's disturbing. PM him, sometime.

-- R-Jack has no use for children anymore, nor his wife. He's about to arrive at a contracting or an insurance company with a squirt-gun, and a tube sock. Ask him about that. It's serious.

-- mgo has totally lost it. Dude couldn't pull a take if he was reaching for shit out of his own ass, after a meal 24 hours old of wheat bran, beans and cranberry juice. There's just nothing there ... nothing funny, nothing insightful ... nothing. 'sup with that?

-- Dinsdale doesn't have you on ignore. He's just waiting for the right time and place to RACK you, thoroughly. Shoot him a PM, he'll appreciate it.

-- Dio has embraced The Religion That Is Known As Evolution. No, really, he's a convert. Before Mike the Lab Rat became a thumper, Dio finally got where Mike was coming from, and became a convert! Amazing, no? Also, Dio has refused to post hotties, anymore. Check that out.

-- War Wagon, after embracing OU in the post-Big XII Championship Game, has become a Kansas fan. He keeps calling me, with "Rock Chalk! Jayhawk!" messages. Ask him about that.



-- Me. I'm completely full of shit.

[RadioFan]

Eternal Wheel

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

And take the rest of the tards with you.