Board Bitch 2007
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Board Bitch 2007
Now that the season is over, I think it is time to begin nominations for the 2007 post season award for Board Bitch. While schmuck seemed to have a lock on it with his wishing harm on Dennis Dixon, trix may have trumped him with his tuck tail and run.
I'll put schmuck and trix in the poll. If anyone else feels there is a worthy candidate, post them here.
Board Bitch 2007
vs.
Oh, and after you vote, post your reasoning below. The victor may want to keep the press clippings for memoribilia sake.
I'll put schmuck and trix in the poll. If anyone else feels there is a worthy candidate, post them here.
Board Bitch 2007
vs.
Oh, and after you vote, post your reasoning below. The victor may want to keep the press clippings for memoribilia sake.
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Re: Board Bitch 2007
I must have missed the thread this was voted on???
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Re: Board Bitch 2007
It was kind of just known, like watching Barry in '88. Really no need for an official voting, we all knew who was going to win.
Fuck if Trix didn't give him a fight.
Fuck if Trix didn't give him a fight.
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A'ight. Makes me feel a little better about it. I haven't been around much and thought I must've missed it.
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Re: Board Bitch 2007
Hold on there cowboys. All trojan fuck did was with death on some one. He did not put up half the numbers that trix monkey did. Plus Buc rexie was just sic in his new years day melt day which proceeded his turn tail and run play. That, compuonded by the fact that EVERYONE knows he will resurface once UF does something makes me shot RE-COUNT.
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Nice lisp. :PNolesy wrote:Hold on there cowboys. All trojan fuck did was with death on some one. He did not put up half the numbers that trix monkey did. Plus Buc rexie was just sic in his new years day melt day which proceeded his turn tail and run play. That, compuonded by the fact that EVERYONE knows he will resurface once UF does something makes me shot RE-COUNT.
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I'm all for a recount. But we need people to cite specific instances of bitchiness.
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Re: Board Bitch 2007
Re-count. re-count. re-count. Triw was robbed. Re-count.
That lisp is a result of a young defense.
That lisp is a result of a young defense.
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Re: Board Bitch 2007
Trix is gone. He can't recunt.
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Re: Board Bitch 2007
Yes, but he was still active as of Dec 31 so he should be in the running.
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He asked to be deactivated because his pussy was aching so much with every punch of Submit.Jsc810 wrote:Gone? He quit posting? Banned?
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Yeah. trix is like the classic "turtle head" poop. Comes out for a brief moment when floriduh does well and goes back in when they turn to shit.
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To be fair to Trixie, he PM'd me well before the bowl game asking to be deactivated.
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Re: Board Bitch 2007
To be fair to the board, let me break this down:Killian wrote:To be fair to Trixie, he PM'd me well before the bowl game asking to be deactivated.
Trix, after the umteenth ass kicking, e-mails a moderator with intent to de-activate. Trix, anticipates K trying to talk him out of it thus fullfilling his hidden agenda to obtain affirmation and secure a promise from K that others will place nice with him.
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Nope, I told him to email an admin because I couldn't do it
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Re: Board Bitch 2007
I can see it now.
Killian,
Please log me out permanently.
TIA,
trixev
Killian,
Please log me out permanently.
TIA,
trixev
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That makes me feel a little better about it. I was worried since he didn't get deactivated until after the new year that there would be a technicality that the duck and run would not be in play for the 2007 race. Since the initial request was done prior to 1/1/08, it qualifies. Thanks for removing all doubt.Killian wrote:To be fair to Trixie, he PM'd me well before the bowl game asking to be deactivated.
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Your missing the point. There is no drama associated with simply not posting any longer. You gain no attention or sympathy with that move. I see it just as clear as my 14 year old daughter "giggling" when a boy she likes comes around.Believe the Heupel wrote:Deactivate an account?
What in the hell is the purpose of THAT?
I mean, just stop posting. If you're so worried that you're going to lose control and start posting again against your will then it'd be pretty easy to register a new handle.
Guess you have to be a parent to recognize a childs ways.
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Re: Board Bitch 2007
I'm jumping in a little late but let me get this straight. He PM some mod and asked to have his account shut down?
He couldn't just stop posting?
Its amazing how some of us on this board, despite our differences, are all essentially of the same thread. Yet this guy, well, different doesn't even do him justice.
He couldn't just stop posting?
Its amazing how some of us on this board, despite our differences, are all essentially of the same thread. Yet this guy, well, different doesn't even do him justice.
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Re: Board Bitch 2007
He's a bitch, pure and simple. He belongs on a Gator homer board. He can't handle objective analysis. He can't handle a little harmless smack.
Once his homer opinions are shattered (Exhibit A: '08 Capital One Bowl), he has nothing more to add to any conversation. His vanishing was inevitable. But the fact that he made it known by deactivating his account re-emphasizes the magnitude of his board bitchdom.
Once his homer opinions are shattered (Exhibit A: '08 Capital One Bowl), he has nothing more to add to any conversation. His vanishing was inevitable. But the fact that he made it known by deactivating his account re-emphasizes the magnitude of his board bitchdom.
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That's what I tried to tell him, time and time again. I told him that the difference between him and everyone else is that everyone else has no problem taking a critical look at their own team. He never demonstrated that ability. Much like m2, Babs, etc.Sky wrote:I'm jumping in a little late but let me get this straight. He PM some mod and asked to have his account shut down?
He couldn't just stop posting?
Its amazing how some of us on this board, despite our differences, are all essentially of the same thread. Yet this guy, well, different doesn't even do him justice.
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Re: Board Bitch 2007
I always thought he enjoyed arguing with folks on the board. I guess I was wrong.
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Re: Board Bitch 2007
we already established that Socal was the 2007 winner.
He won it 6+ months ago.
It should be a poll for who will be 2008's winner.
He won it 6+ months ago.
It should be a poll for who will be 2008's winner.
Re: Board Bitch 2007
trix left???
i knew he and a few were going at it, but it was typical trix threads, but what sent him over the edge?
i knew he and a few were going at it, but it was typical trix threads, but what sent him over the edge?
Re: Board Bitch 2007
That's pretty much my take on him as well. Deactivation was my idea, because he's taken breaks to good effect before.
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Re: Board Bitch 2007
Triixies next post something like this.....Hi, I'm new to this board but love college football. A friend of mine told me this would be a good place for me to dicuss CF.......Yea, I'm a Florida gator fan and I think the SEC rules......sincerily, Brex.......
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Ditto.Believe the Heupel wrote: I'm sorry to see him gone.
It's just difficult for me to imagine any scenario where someone would be driven to contact an admin to de-activate their account.
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Apparently the strain was more than he could bear.Adelpiero wrote:trix left???
i knew he and a few were going at it, but it was typical trix threads, but what sent him over the edge?
Fuck the ACLU. It will always be Merry Christmas to me.
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Wyatt...if you were not my Friend.....I could not bear it......Nolesy wrote:Apparently the strain was more than he could bear.Adelpiero wrote:trix left???
i knew he and a few were going at it, but it was typical trix threads, but what sent him over the edge?
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One thing is clear. Indy has a chub for trix being his fucktoy.
Whatevs. To each his own I guess.
Whatevs. To each his own I guess.
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Qbert wrote:Wyatt...if you were not my Friend.....I could not bear it......Nolesy wrote:Apparently the strain was more than he could bear.Adelpiero wrote:trix left???
i knew he and a few were going at it, but it was typical trix threads, but what sent him over the edge?
Actually the line goes......." Why Ned Beatty.... if you wern't my friend anymore I dont' think I could bear it."
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