melting

[poptart]

Seems to be the message board equivalent of 'choking' in an athletic contest.
Nobody can stomach being labeled as a choker.
Hell, you'd rather post internet pics of yourselfum a hottie's tutu, get beat 73-0 by Bill Belichick, or rub one off on sandpaper than be accused of having ........ choked.
Does choking mean that your testicles have passed the expiration date?
Does melting?

What does melting signify?
What subliminal meaning does it carry?
Why do 'we' so earnestly seek to tag message board jag-offs with the melting label ..... above ALL other labels?
I can accept being a fucktard, cocksucker or faggot, but just DON'T tell me I'm melting, ...... or else you are melting.

Is melting a message board Scarlet letter that one will contine to wear while others chortle and mock for decades?
Is it the unofficial end of one's legitimacy as a message board poster?

Can one recover from a melting, or will it, like syphilis, linger indefinitely?

Is it a scab that is easily picked open?

Are there any feel-good stories about message board legends having recovered from a serious early-career meltdown?


Let's be nice.

[Mister Bushice]

slantlover

[RumpleForeskin]

I'm too stupid to be capable of melting.

I thought you knew.

[Mikey]

Melting is often what someone accuses another person of doing as a way of ejecting and claiming BODE at the same time.
A very pussy-like strategery, because there's really no comeback besides "no I'm not but you are".

[BSmack]

Melting is often what someone accuses another person of doing as a way of ejecting and claiming BODE at the same time.
A very pussy-like strategery, because there's really no comeback besides "no I'm not but you are".

sin

:paul:

[socal]

What I see are different tiers or degrees of meltage:

Level 1: Ranting and raving for a post or two to get something off your chest. No harm, no foul.

Level 2: Countering someone's smack with weak comeback time and again. Charging headlong into a brick wall the same predictably channeled way yet still out of control.

Level 3: [insert PrimeX's bloody skull slam avatar]Nonsensically flailing wildly about with a tarp-sized balck cock in your mouth exclaiming 'bode. Inkyesque rapidness in the angle of descent.[/insert PrimeX's bloody skull slam avatar]

[RevLimiter]

Melting is often what someone accuses another person of doing as a way of ejecting and claiming BODE at the same time.
A very pussy-like strategery, because there's really no comeback besides "no I'm not but you are".

sin

:paul:

It took a whole 5 posts for this. Color me NOT shocked.

[socal]

Melting is often what someone accuses another person of doing as a way of ejecting and claiming BODE at the same time.
A very pussy-like strategery, because there's really no comeback besides "no I'm not but you are".

sin

:paul:

It took a whole 5 posts for this. Color me NOT shocked.

Level 2 Melt. STEP it up.

[RevLimiter]

Like THAT'S worth melting about.

[poptart]

KFC Paul would melt in a melting thread?

Who knew?


[loves black cock]Paul is fat and so is his fat wife.[/loves black cock]

[RadioFan]

Level 2 Melt. STEP it up.

I'll have officially reached level 2 when Jim Nance starts verbally and physically giving fellatios to his microphone while interviewing the "Purrrfect Pats" (He's hip like that, and knows the nicname of the Patriots is "the Pats")

... oh wait, CBS doesn't have the SB this year!

RACK IT.

Whew! No level 3 for me this year.


So socal ...

List, in here, who has reached the various levels of meltage, in any order. This is in order, you know.

[PSUFAN]

I find sweet irony in Paul's new avatar.

[Goober McTuber]

I find sweet irony in Paul's new avatar.

You mean because T.O. is black, successful and in shape?

[BSmack]

I'll have officially reached level 2 when Jim Nance starts verbally and physically giving fellatios to his microphone while interviewing the "Purrrfect Pats" (He's hip like that, and knows the nicname of the Patriots is "the Pats")

... oh wait, CBS doesn't have the SB this year!

RACK IT.

Whew! No level 3 for me this year.

That just gives Nance two extra weeks to practice his Masters cliches.

... a tradition like no other.

[RevLimiter]

I find sweet irony in Paul's new avatar.

And why exactly is that, PUSFUCK?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

All of your wives are fat.


:paul:

[Dinsdale]

That just gives Nance two extra weeks to practice his Masters cliches.

... a tradition like no other.

It makes it a lot more interesting if everyone present has to slam a full beer every time Nance uses the word "storied."

[RevLimiter]

All of your wives are fat.

If somebody on this shit board says so, then it CLEARLY must be true.

[RumpleForeskin]

It makes it a lot more interesting if everyone present has to slam a full beer every time Nance uses the word "storied."

I'm not a fan of genocide.

[Goober McTuber]

It makes it a lot more interesting if everyone present has to slam a full beer every time Nance uses the word "storied."

I'm not a fan of genocide.

Not even when it's limited to the metro KC area?

[RumpleForeskin]

Not even when it's limited to the metro KC area?

Hasn't that community been through enough?

[Goober McTuber]

Not even when it's limited to the metro KC area?

Hasn't that community been through enough?

In a word, nofuckingway. Make America a better place and level that shitheap

[War Wagon]

Make America a better place and level that shitheap

By slamming beers?

In!

[Dinsdale]

Make America a better place and level that shitheap

By slamming beers?

In!

Of course, that would require Missouri discovering what beer actually was.

[War Wagon]

Dins, my requirements for beer are much like your requirements for wimmen.

Edit: Except I want it to be cold. Wait, you just said "here".

[Dinsdale]

Dins, my requirement for beer is much like your requirement for wimmen.

Guess again, pissdrinker.

My standards for women are based upon getting certain needs fufilled with some degree of frequency. Nothing more, nothing less.

I'll entertain a wide range of calibers of prospectice pussy-providers.


And I'll entertain the idea of catching a buzz from many grades of brews. If Natty Light is what's available, then that looks like what we're drinking.

I hope this has been easy to follow so far. I'm sure it has.

Good.


Now for the part that seems to fly over your head...

While I'm often more than willing to drop the hammer on a slumpbuster, I certainly don't prefer it, all other factors being equal.


Or applied to your circumstances -- I've nailed some hogs. I've nailed some megahotties. I've sampled quite a range of women's offerings. So see, I have a broad base of samples from which to form opinions.

In review -- my standards for adult entertainment and adult beverage are negotiable, depending on availability. In much more simple terms, I guess you could sum it up with "any port in a storm."

Now YOU, on the other hand, somehow believe that the dreadful swill they pump out of Misery at such an alarming clip is good.


And you are sorely mistaken.


Props, Swill Wagon. You are to beer what Rumps is to women.

[Mister Bushice]

Not even when it's limited to the metro KC area?

Hasn't that community been through enough?

In a word, nofuckingway. Make America a better place and level that shitheap

I don't think we'd have much trouble getting KCgravyforblood to roll over in his sleep a half a dozen times. That ought to about do it, except he'd still be there.

[War Wagon]

Now YOU, on the other hand, somehow believe that the dreadful swill they pump out of Misery at such an alarming clip is good.

Actually, what I believe is that it's good enough for me and the girls... err, girl I go with.

Hope that's clear enough for YOU to understand, prepsdale.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You'd need the tolerance of a chihuahua to drink PissLight on a regular basis. Otherwise, what man wants to drink 37 of those bastards in order to feel any effect? Talk about mass genocide of the taste buds.

[Goober McTuber]

err, girl I go with.

Does she wear your class ring with yarn wrapped around it?

[Tom In VA]

She might be a BBW who actually needed to get the ring resized for it to fit.