#1 Masshole

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:30 pm

This guy is getting his head tattooed with a complete image of Tom Brady's helmet, #12 on the back. What a great way to honor your hero. I'm thinking that he will not only be the envy of all true Patriot fans, but will also enjoy explaining this to his grandkids someday. And the sultry Bahston women will probably be after him like flies on shit.

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BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:33 pm

I guess when rooting for the Pats goes out of style (like the Bruins are now), he can just let his hair grow back in. Still, even if he did his head in a black and gold #12, I'd think he was a fucking idiot.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:47 pm

Iodot.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:49 pm

20 years from now he'll still be the center of attention at every party. What a great conversation starter.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:51 pm

Dude would look even more silly if the Pats did the right thing and went back to the Minuteman helmets... those were cool.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:42 pm

The next addition for the TRUE pats fan.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:48 pm

If they're so bad, why are so many teams in D1 in such a hurry to emulate them (of course after the Ducks get to wear the new state-of-the-art football unis for a year before any other CFB or NFL team does... of course).

If I did do such a thing (sometime around "never," since tattoos are for losers fuckups), it would be with the Fighting Donald Duck waving his fist through the O.

Because even Walt Disney knew the proper team to root for.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:48 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Dins,

Have you considered an entire body tattoo of one of those beautiful wretch Duck unis?

Pretty sure he's already done not only that but gotten the AFLAC duck bill transplant as well.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:56 pm

Dinsdale wrote:even Walt Disney knew the proper team to root for.

Only because there are no teams called the Mice.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:17 pm

Dinsdale wrote:If they're so bad, why are so many teams in D1 in such a hurry to emulate them (of course after the Ducks get to wear the new state-of-the-art football unis for a year before any other CFB or Arena Football team does... of course).

fixed.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:14 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:even Walt Disney knew the proper team to root for.
Only because there are no teams called the Mice.

I'll save Dins the trouble...

[dins]You know where Mouse Davis fails from?[/dins]

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:15 pm

Papa Willie wrote:I saw a thing on TV (believe it was ESPN) saying that they had something like over 600 uniform combinations now!

I think it's about 380.

IndyFrisco wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:If they're so bad, why are so many teams in D1 in such a hurry to emulate them (of course after the Ducks get to wear the new state-of-the-art football unis for a year before any other CFB or Arena Football team does... of course).
fixed.

Huh?

Miiiight wanna know what you're talking about before you pipe up, little guy.

Most college and pro teams wear the new style Nike stuff with the panels and tapered look and whatnot. See if you can figure out what "most" means.

I believe the first wave of the "new" unis (after Oregon's one year of excusive use) included the Denver Donkos, the Dolphins, and the Hurrigangstas... I believe, since that's off the top of my head.

Shit's pretty much become standard issue. But only after the Ducks got to fly it for a year first.

Hey, have you happened to notice the new-style helmets with the sculpted look and the kinda ridge-thingies and the vents on the side?

Take a big guess, dumbass.

We lead... you follow. Period. It's how it works.

Although a quick check shows the Aggies are Adidas... Nike's little bitch... although Adidas NA is right here too. Used to be near Nike in Beaverton, but they didn't own the site, and moved up to The Bluffs in North Portland... kinda by where Doc Marten NA is.

Glad I could help your uninformed ass.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:41 pm

I think the diamond plate on the shoulders is cute.
It makes them look so very.......macho.

Sin,

The Bears

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:05 am

Oregon State's training bra uniforms are the next standard issue? Gawd help us all.

And these....

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:22 am

Fester -- Uhm...

Which part of "Oregon" and "Oregon State" are you confusing?

Outfitting the Enemy with freaking training bras was freaking brilliant.

Maybe the front entrance to Oregon State should bear the motto: Beware of Ducks bearing gifts.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:48 am

Uncle Fester wrote:

Doesn't get much gayer than that.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:04 am

Oregon's uniforms are so hideous that they actually work...

...for Oregon, anyway. They've found a way to build recognition...and dare I say it, tradition (at least tradition in the making), with their approach to apparel. I'm not sure anybody else could pull it off the same way, and that's because they'd just be viewed as the follower.

That being said, Penn St, Ohio St, Michigan, Notre Dame, OU, Texas, Alabama, etc., I don't think will be following down that path any time soon.

T1B

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