Former Steeler Darwinized

[Goober McTuber]

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-- Ernie Holmes, who won two Super Bowls as an anchor of Pittsburgh's famed "Steel Curtain" defense in the 1970s, died in a car crash. He was 59.

Holmes was driving alone Thursday night when his car left the road and rolled several times near Lumberton, about 80 miles from Houston, a Texas Department of Public Safety dispatcher said Friday.

He was not wearing a seat belt and was ejected from the car, and pronounced dead at the scene, the department said.

Why does anybody not wear a seatbelt?

[BSmack]

Why does anybody not wear a seatbelt?

Damned if I know. But unrack the fuck out of Holmes for not wearing his.

I know this much, he ate his way out of the NFL. Maybe he ate his way out of a properly fitting seatbelt?

Paul, perhaps you can shed some perspective on this for you personal experience?

Oh, and how the HELL can someone this big even fit through a vehicle's window. Shit, he looks like he could even survive mating with Rumplewife.

[Headhunter]

220, 221. Whatever it took.

[Mikey]

It's a shame.

He could have been an outstanding Buck-Buck player.

[RevLimiter]

Shit, he looks like he could even survive mating with Rumplewife.

There's not a bed made that's tough enough to hold up to THAT action.

[Goober McTuber]

Shit, he looks like he could even survive mating with Rumplewife.

There's not a bed made that's tough enough to hold up to THAT action.

People in glass houses, tubby.

[RevLimiter]

Why does anybody not wear a seatbelt?

Some people choose NOT to. Isn't living in a free country GREAT or what?

[RevLimiter]

Shit, he looks like he could even survive mating with Rumplewife.

There's not a bed made that's tough enough to hold up to THAT action.

People in glass houses, tubby.

SHOCKING reply there, Goobs....like you didn't have that locked and loaded since this morning.

Go fuck yourself, dickhead.

[BSmack]

Why does anybody not wear a seatbelt?

Some people choose NOT to. Isn't living in a free country GREAT or what?

Hey, I'm all for letting people not wear their seat belts.

Just remember, I'm also free to laugh at your mangled carcass post accident.

[RevLimiter]

Why does anybody not wear a seatbelt?

Some people choose NOT to. Isn't living in a free country GREAT or what?

Hey, I'm all for letting people not wear their seat belts.

Just remember, I'm also free to laugh at your mangled carcass post accident.

Hey, I DO wear them....I was just pointing out a fact, that's all.

[Goober McTuber]

There's not a bed made that's tough enough to hold up to THAT action.

People in glass houses, tubby.

SHOCKING reply there, Goobs....like you didn't have that locked and loaded since this morning.

Uh, no. I would not have expected anyone with your known weight issues to crack on somebody else for being fat. I’d have never guessed that anyone was that fucking stupid, not even the FfR known as KFC Paul.

[BSmack]

Hey, I DO wear them....

That's too bad.

Lemme guess, you have one of those extenders?

[RevLimiter]

You GO, Ankle-Biting Goobs!

[Dinsdale]

Some people choose NOT to. Isn't living in a free country GREAT or what?

Sin,
Seat Belt Laws

[Goober McTuber]

Why does anybody not wear a seatbelt?

Some people choose NOT to. Isn't living in a free country GREAT or what?

Some people around these parts choose to pay $10 any time they’re caught not wearing them. I believe it’s referred to as a “stupidity tax”.

Of course, Paul, if you ever got hit with the appropriate stupidity tax, the dollar amount would dwarf the U.S GNP.

[BSmack]

I would just like to take the time to thank Ernie "Fats" Holmes for precipitating yet another KFC Paul pile on.

R.I.P. Fats

[Dinsdale]

Some people around these parts choose to pay $10 any time they’re caught not wearing them.

Ten bucks?

Around here, it's purt-near $100. Or you can spend slightly less than purt-near $100 on a class showing gory pics of corpses.

[RevLimiter]

Some people choose NOT to. Isn't living in a free country GREAT or what?

Sin,
Seat Belt Laws

Again, I wear MY seat belts but I do believe that if you don't want to wear one then you shouldn't have to. Seat belt laws are fucking STUPID and yet another way for the government to further pin us under their mighty thumb....but that's a topic for another time and forum.

Some people around these parts choose to pay $10 any time they’re caught not wearing them. I believe it’s referred to as a “stupidity tax”.

Of course, Paul, if you ever got hit with the appropriate stupidity tax, the dollar amount would dwarf the U.S GNP.

Arf arf, Goobs.

I would just like to take the time to thank Ernie "Fats" Holmes for precipitating yet another KFC Paul ankle-biting session.

FTFY

[ChargerMike]

...dude had to be pushing four bills, how he blew outta the car I'll never know! kinda like the camel passing through the eye of the needle?

[RumpleForeskin]

220, 221. Whatever it took.

J4ck: You wanna beer?
Ron: It's 7 o'clock in the morning.
J4ck: Scotch?

[BSmack]

...dude had to be pushing four bills, how he blew outta the car I'll never know! kinda like the camel passing through the eye of the needle?

By the looks of the pic it didn't look like four bills pushed back at all.