Irony, thy name is Nene

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Irony, thy name is Nene

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Denver Nugget forward has a nut tumah.

I would have put this WGARA in the NBA Forum, but that place is infested with the clavensdale virus.

Some copy writer had fun with the article title, though he could have got his ass notoriously suspended with "baller has tumor", "nuttin to worry about", or a dozen others.

I didn't realize Atomic Panties has career jumped again, though.
Nuggets: Nene's testicular tumor malignant, but cancer isolated
January 22, 2008

Denver Nuggets forward Nene, of Brazil, waits to make a free throw against the Golden State Warriors in an NBA basketball game in Denver in this Dec. 30, 2007 file photo. A testicular tumor removed from the Nuggets forward was malignant, the team said Tuesday, Jan. 22, 2008, but the tumor was discovered early and tests showed the cancer was isolated.

DENVER (AP) -- A testicular tumor removed from Denver Nuggets forward Nene was malignant.

The team said Tuesday the tumor was discovered early, and tests showed the cancer was isolated.

"The recovery rate is extremely high," the Nuggets said in a written statement. "In addition, the odds of a recurrence are very small."

The Brazilian player underwent surgery Jan. 14 to remove the tumor. The team said he was doing well, but there was no timetable for his return.

Nene's Web site had posted a statement last week saying the tumor was benign, but that announcement later was removed.

The Brazilian news magazine, Epoca, reported on its Web site the tumor was small and was completely removed in surgery, citing Nene's Brazilian urologist Dr. Fernando Kim. Examinations of his blood, lungs, pelvis and abdomen showed there was no other tumor in his body.

"There is no sign the disease has spread," Kim told the magazine, adding the player was recovering "physically and psychologically extremely well."

Nene's right testicle was removed, and the early diagnosis made it "close to 100 percent" sure that the treatment was successful, Epoca said. He added Nene would be sidelined at least until March, because two months was the minimum for recovery.

Nene took an indefinite leave of absence from the team on Jan. 11.

Nuggets coach George Karl has experienced a couple of health scares over the past few years. He was treated for prostate cancer in 2005; his son, Coby, was diagnosed with papillary carcinoma, a form of treatable cancer, in January 2006 and had his thyroid removed three months later. Last April, Coby, who's now a guard for the Los Angeles Lakers, underwent more surgery to remove cancerous lymph nodes.

Nene, who is averaging 6.4 points and 6.4 rebounds, missed 22 games earlier this season after undergoing surgery on his left thumb. He was out for all but one game of the 2005-06 season after tearing a knee ligament.
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Mister Bushice wrote:Denver Nugget forward has a nut tumah.

I would have put this WGARA in the NBA Forum, but that place is infested with the clavensdale virus.
You are right about one thing Bushice 42... this IS a WGARA thread.
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Umm... Scrollwheel42...

How is this thread going for you?

I'm not really surprised at the lack of responses you've had to one of your better threads in your estimation, but am more surprised that a thread authored by yourself has more than 5 views.

You sure know how to bring the funnay... Props I guess.
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"Dinstale" is going over like a Bobby42 moneyshot.
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PSUFAN wrote:"Dinstale" is going over like a Bobby42 moneyshot.

Had good potential, but is pulling it off like a lead balloon.

Infinitely more entertaining than Bushice, but still pretty lame.

Mister Bushice wrote:I would have put this WGARA in the NBA Forum, but that place is infested with the clavensdale virus.

Yeah, weird, isn't it? I'm a big NBA fan, and I love discussing NBA related topics, so I end up posting in the NBA Forum.


With the inability to ignore Bushice, the X in the upper right corner is sounding like a good alternative. He really does tard this board up that badly, which has been pointed out by plenty of people to date.
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Ooh yeah, all those smackbat cronies of yours. Now THERE'S a consensus vote. Having them whining and bitching about me INSTEAD of stepping up and posting something that shows how awe inspiring they still are is a fucking badge of accomplishment, since most of them still talk the talk, but they don't walk the walk. At least not anymore.

Rozy: This place sucks, Bushice sucks. Out.

Biggie. This place sucks, Bushice Sucks. Out.

Cuda: Mumble mumble [takes Biggies ballsack out of his mouth] "they're rubber and you're glue, neener, neenerm. [puts ballsack back in mouth]


I'm breathless. Such mastery.

And I'd toss out an "in your Dome much?", but I believe ctrl-Paul (FfR) has a copyright on that phrase.

Keep working it, though. Your pathetic attempts to run me from here with threats that you'll leave, and that cowl of blame you keep trying to put on me for the entire cadre of "decent" posters who no longer post here is worth logging in to read every day just for the chuckle of satisfaction it brings, knowing you're all apoplectic over this. :mrgreen:
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Back to commenting on the original story...


So his new nickname is "Lefty"?
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Mikey wrote:Back to commenting on the original story...


So his new nickname is "Lefty"?

That was Epoca.
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Uniballer (pardon the pun) has a nice ring to it
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OCmike wrote:
Mikey wrote:Back to commenting on the original story...


So his new nickname is "Lefty"?

That was Epoca.

I forgot to include the rimshot.
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Eightball

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PSUFAN wrote:"Dinstale" is going over like a Bobby42 moneyshot.
Indeed, Dins is a stale tale. Gotta rack your take anyway.
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