State of the Union address

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:42 am

Listen up you nincompoops, malcontents, and assorted jagoffs.

The Great American President, George W. Bush, is going to tell you reprobates how it is and how it's going to be (at least for the next year).

Yep, he's going to give you the what-for, and I can't wait to hear every basher whine and pathetically wring their hands over what a REAL man has to say.

I also can't wait to hear the pitiful Dem rebuttal, coming from one Kathleen Cunt Sebelius, the Governator of Kansas. In case you didn't know, Kansas sucks. Bring it, Bitch!

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:49 am

I haven't kept up with Kansas politics much since I moved south, but Sebelius must be doing something right if she got elected in a state that's nearly 2/3 Republican.

No worries though, WW. If it wasn't Sebelius, I'm sure it would have been McCaskill. :wink:

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:55 am

I assume this is being broadcast from China ... our owners?
And the Spanish language dialogue will be translated into English, for the benefit of some American viewers.

RACK progress!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:57 am

War Wagon wrote:The Great American President, George W. Bush, is going to tell you reprobates how it is

BWAAAAAA!!!!!!

Do you get tired of KYOA, WW?

You just did it 935 times in one fell swoop.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:00 am

poptart wrote:And the Spanish language dialogue will be translated into English, for the benefit of some American viewers.

No shit. That John Rocker feller was on to somethin'.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:01 am

RadioFan wrote: If it wasn't Sebelius, I'm sure it would have been McCaskill.

That's scary, mang.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:07 am

Matter of fact, I'm 100% confident of one thing, and one thing only -- Bush will tell us everything EXCEPT the "way it is."

Do you ever feel compelled to apologize to the planet for how fucking stupid you are, Whitey? You should.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:09 am

War Wagon wrote:The Great American President, George W. Bush

I laughed. Wags made a funny.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:10 am

Slurry a little bit?"

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:13 am

o/u on the number of times he refers to terrrists and 9-11, each: 10.

Btw, Barbara Bush Jr. isn't looking nearly as hot as she once was. We may be on the verge of a national crisis here.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:14 am

Dinsdale wrote:Matter of fact, I'm 100% confident of one thing, and one thing only -- Bush will tell us everything EXCEPT the "way it is."

Along with every other State of the Union Address. This will be no different than the first one I watched.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:17 am

RadioFan wrote:Btw, Barbara Bush Jr. isn't looking nearly as hot as she once was.

But Barbara Sr. sure is.

Sin,
Rumps

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:18 am

Dinsdale wrote:But Barbara Sr. sure is.

Sin,
Rumps

Hells yeah.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:19 am

He's talking about balancing the budget and fiscal responsibility?

Holy fuck. High comedy here tonight, folks.

Barbara Bush Jr., btw, looks like a pregnant farm girl from Boise City. Is that what marriage does to you people?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:20 am

Dinsdale wrote: You just did it 935 times in one fell swoop.

I'd lie to a bitch like you Nine Thousand and Thirty Five times if it kept you off the rag for just a little while.

Enjoy the show, Dins.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:20 am

RadioFan wrote:He's talking about balancing the budget and fiscal responsibility?

Holy fuck. High comedy here tonight, folks.

Absolute. Tears, Jerry. Tears.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:24 am

"We must help American workers by opening up new markets overseas."

Good point, George. There just aren't enough call centers in India, nor CD factories in Panama.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:25 am

Pelosi: "I'm wet. How did that happen?"

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:27 am

RadioFan wrote:"We must help American workers by opening up new markets overseas."

Good point, George. There just aren't enough call centers in India, nor CD factories in Panama.

That was a good whine.

Do it again.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:28 am

RadioFan wrote:"We must help American workers by opening up new markets overseas."

Good point, George. There just aren't enough call centers in India, nor CD factories in Panama.

Financial futurists say the best possible platform for investing into the market 5 years from is investing into companies who generate 85% revenue from overseas. W is right about expanding business overseas, but its gotta be serious product.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:29 am

"Confront global climate change."

I laughed. Like I said, high comedy tonight from the Democrat, George W. Bush.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:31 am

War Wagon wrote:
RadioFan wrote: If it wasn't Sebelius, I'm sure it would have been McCaskill.
That's scary, mang.

Actually it would be an UPGRADE....for Kansas, that is.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:31 am

What exactly is the "pattening of human life?"

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:34 am

Dinsdale wrote:What exactly is the "pattening of human life?"

Sounded like an U&L thing to me, like maybe he wants to stop mudslides.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:34 am

He might have been referring to the George S. Pattoning of human life, Dins, but I didn't hear terrrrr mentioned, so I'm a bit confused.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:35 am

Oh wait, here it comes ...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:36 am

The speechwriters have so far done a good job of disguising their outright plagarism of the Communist Manifesto.

Hey W -- ever read the 10th Amendment?

Obviously not. It says you can't make scientific research or any of your other proposals a job of the federal government.

Let's take up arms and take our Constitution back, shall we?

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:38 am

There is one thing the terrrists and us agree on?

WTF?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:42 am

Good riddance to this fucking halfwit.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:45 am

Dinsdale wrote: Let's take up arms and take our Constitution back, shall we?

"You say you want a Revolution, well you know, we don't want to change the world. And if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Paul, you aint't gonna' make it with anyone anyhowl."

Sing it with me.

"But you know it's gonna' be, alright. Yes I said it's gonna' be, alllriiight, alriiight, alriiight"

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:47 am

Ah yes, to the troops: "You will have all the funding that you need."

And the hits just keep on comin'

Damn. This shit is funny.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:58 am

Corporate liability "protection" is pretty sweet, as far as this chain of comedy hits ... errrr, "statements" about security go.

FUCK that, and FUCK YOU, GW.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:00 am

just for Dins.

Smoke a joint and get over it.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:00 am

RadioFan wrote:And the hits just keep on comin'

Damn. This shit is funny.

When will lemmings like yourself ever figure out that NO MATTER WHO is standing up there spewing "The State Of The Union", they will be saying the exact same things?

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:01 am

BTW, it's official ... dude actually tried to weave a civil issue (liability) into a "National Security" issue.

Nice job, asshat.

Hope I did better for you, Wags.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:03 am

Oh, and somebody kindly tell Mrs. Clinton to rise her BITCH ASS up and cheer for the man....although we already know what a cold witch she is, she's clearly proving it in front of God and everybody tonight what a disrespectful cunt she truly is.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:03 am

RadioFan wrote:Corporate liability "protection" is pretty sweet

Yeah, wouldn't the corporate world be even more sweet if we could get that whole pesky "jury of your peers" out of the equation?

These sweeping proposals of Constitution-trashing are quite disturbing.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:06 am

RadioFan wrote: Hope I did better for you, Wags.

You're doing just fine, bro.

I love hearing from the "but I could do better" crowd. It's why I appreciate Dinsypoo so much.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:06 am

RevLimiter wrote:she's clearly proving it in front of God and everybody tonight what a disrespectful cunt she truly is.

Anyone who applauded that proposal to switch the US Government entirely to a communist system is a fucking traitor.

They have to print up an extra $2 billion to bail out the economy, yet they're still proposing that we send money to China and India so they can build new powerplants and take more of our economy.

And people appluaded that.

String every last one of them from a tree.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:07 am

Not a bad speech, overall, wouldn't you say, Paul?

Except for his plethora of lies, misstatements and becoming a Democrat, at times. There is that.

To be fair -- Obviously, dude does understand what we're up against, on the terrorist front. He had some great lines about Iran and Israel, and pretty much stuck a dildo in the Democrats' ass about the surge, so to speak. RACK him for that.