State of the Union address

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:09 am

Nice job Wags ...

Now, anytime you'd like to actually talk about what he said...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:09 am

RevLimiter wrote:Oh, and somebody kindly tell Mrs. Clinton to rise her BITCH ASS up and cheer for the man....although we already know what a cold witch she is, she's clearly proving it in front of God and everybody tonight what a disrespectful cunt she truly is.

Now Paul, her whole political stump speech is based on bashing Bush. You wouldn't want her to appear hypocritical, would you?

Don't answer that.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:11 am

War Wagon wrote:I love hearing from the "but I could do better" crowd.

Anyone who has ever read the Constutution of the United States of America could do better.

Way to spit on the graves of those who gave their lives to fight communism. The Domino Effect was a little more real than we originally thought... they've even got you people buying into communism these days.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:11 am

This probably won't go over very well here, but someone had to go into that hellhole of the middle east and start shit. 100 years from now GW will be known for changing the world for the better.

F off now.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:13 am

RadioFan wrote:Nice job Wags ...

Now, anytime you'd like to actually talk about what he said...

He had some great lines about Iran and Israel, and pretty much stuck a dildo in the Democrats' ass about the surge

All I heard.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:14 am

trev wrote:This probably won't go over very well here, but someone had to go into that hellhole of the middle east and start shit. 100 years from now GW will be known for changing the world for the better.

F off now.

That's what I said.

Sin,

J. Carter.

Damn. Who the fuck woke you up, babe?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:15 am

trev wrote:This probably won't go over very well here, but someone had to go into that hellhole of the middle east and start shit. 100 years from now GW will be known for changing the world for the better.

On the contrary dearest trev.

It will take less than 50 years.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:16 am

Ok, Kathleen, you're up next.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:18 am

RadioFan wrote:Except for his plethora of lies, misstatements and becoming a Democrat, at times. There is that.

Leave McClown out of this.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:21 am

trev wrote:This probably won't go over very well here, but someone had to go into that hellhole of the middle east and start shit.

A) Why?

B) You DO realize that the US government overthrew Irans democratically-elected government in 1953 and installed a dictatorship, right?

Oh... you didn't.

Maybe time to pipe down then, tard.

America: WOOOHOOOO!!!! RACK the FUCK out of President Mosaddeq for bringing democracy to Iran!!!!!

Wait... he's going to charge HOW MUCH per barrel?

KAPOW!!!!!!

No charge for the history lesson-btw. Glad I could help educate your ignorant ass.

100 years from now GW will be known for changing the world for the better.

Why do you hate the US Constitution?

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:27 am

Actually, trev is kinda cute, when she tries to be all "hey, quit it" political and stuff. Wags is more like a kid, with paint-by-color, who can't find his brush.

RadioFan wrote:Now, anytime you'd like to actually talk about what he said ...

Pick up the brush, Whitey.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:31 am

Diogenes wrote:Leave McClown out of this.

No fair distracting trev, fucker.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:32 am

Trev is so pathetically ignorant, it's a sad commentary on this country.

The whole ball of wax got rolling in the Middle East when the US decided to oust the leaders of other countries to gain an economic advantage. It was without question a miserable, and quite costly mistake.

So the modern solution to the problem it created?

Why of course -- oust more Middle Eastern governments.

"Insanity" is repeating the same mistake over and over and expecting a different result the next time.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:35 am

I said my peace. You all can hash this out.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:37 am

RadioFan wrote:
Diogenes wrote:Leave McClown out of this.
No fair distracting trev, fucker.

Sorry. I blame watching too much primary coverage. You mention blatant lies and acting like a Dem, all I can think of is McRINO.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:42 am

trev wrote:I said my peace.

Yeah, but hypothetically, if your husband died in a freak accident, and you met somebody on a cruise ship, say -- 5~10 years in the future -- and he says, "I'm from Israel." What would that mean to you? Btw, it's "said my piece," though the irony of the Middle East and peace ... nevermind.

Thoughts?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:49 am

RadioFan wrote: Pick up the brush, Whitey.

Whitey? Yeah, whatever, Radidio 'tard. What makes you think you deserve a response after going with that?

But I'm feeling charitable, and since I started this thread...

Dude, which part of being a lame duck President don't you get?

Whatever he said was irrelevant and meaningless. You actually listened?

Maybe you should have listened more closely to Governor Sebelius.

Although she looked like a wooden palaver in her delivery, what she said actually carried some meaning. Ok, I just got banned from Tigerboard.com forever for saying that about some kunt from Kansas, but RACK that bitch.

I especially liked her line when she said that America's "greatest generation" was ahead of us. Because I damn sure know that you, I, and Dims aren't a member of that class.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:55 am

War Wagon wrote:
RadioFan wrote: Pick up the brush, Whitey.
Whitey? Yeah, whatever, Radidio 'tard. What makes you think you deserve a response after going with that?

Sorry, my bad.

Wags, tell what you really think about GW's speech tonight, point by point.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:59 am

War Wagon wrote:I especially liked her line when she said that America's "greatest generation" was ahead of us. Because I damn sure know that you, I, and Dims aren't a member of that class.

Dude -- My generation brought the world Madonna, MTV, and Duran Duran.

I wouldn't even make the "greatest" claim in the name of trolling a messageboard.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:11 am

I'm paying a guy in India to watch it for me.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:15 am

The really sad part is, our President wasn't trolling, or so we're led to believe.

Balance the budget? Yeaahh! Clap! Clap! Clap!

Better jobs for Americans, through overseas expansion? Yeaahh! Clap! Clap! Clap!

Stop Global Warming? Yeaahh! Clap! Clap! Clap!

The surge is working? Yeaahh! Clap! Clap! Clap!

We need to fund our troops! Yeaahh! Clap! Clap! Clap!

Securing the border is complicated, but pretty important! Yeaahh! Clap! Clap! Clap!

God bless America.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:24 am

Bush didn't mention the Yankees, Todd.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:27 am

I remember when Bush's Dad appointed himself the "Education President."
Later, in a speech, he became the "Environmental President."
I think toward the end, he was claiming to be "The World's Strongest Man President."

As for Dubya, I'm still waiting on my report from the guy in India. He said he'll send it as soon as my check clears for the $8 bucks.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:41 am

Toddowen wrote: I'll say this for the man.....He's kept us out of Oklahoma.

Going into that shithole to save lives would be a waste of time.

Har!

Every once in a while, Todd just busts a gut.

Big fan.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:14 am

Posts = 16k

When will you do anything with your life that actually matters other than making sure your fingers don't get rigamortis by pounding your keyboard excessively regardless of what the topic is? You may call me sad but dude....look in the mirror.

Dinstale · Post by **Dinstale** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:33 am

TenTallBen wrote: When will you do anything with your life that actually matters other than making sure your fingers don't get rigamortis by pounding your keyboard excessively regardless of what the topic is? You may call me sad but dude....look in the mirror.

A tard loves post total smack for some odd reason.

Isn't it ALWAYS true when a tard goes there, it inevitably goes beyond its capabilities... like spelling?

Before you sober up enough to find the keyboard... or a tree or ten, you might want to spell "rigor mortis" correctly.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:39 am

Dinstale wrote: you might want to spell "rigor mortis" correctly.

Thanks for pointing out another grammatical error. That probably accounts for 45% of your bazillion posts. Fine form, fuckhead.

Dinstale · Post by **Dinstale** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:48 am

But wait... it even gets better...

TenTallBen wrote:
Dinstale wrote: you might want to spell "rigor mortis" correctly.
Thanks for pointing out another grammatical error. That probably accounts for 45% of your bazillion posts. Fine form, fuckhead.

Dinstale wrote:Isn't it ALWAYS true when a tard goes there, it inevitably goes beyond its capabilities... like spelling?

KYOA much?

Don't answer. We already know.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:53 am

Dinsdale wrote:What exactly is the "pattening of human life?"

That eventually we will all devolve into short, chunky, and often amusing people.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:15 pm

War Wagon wrote:
trev wrote:This probably won't go over very well here, but someone had to go into that hellhole of the middle east and start shit. 100 years from now GW will be known for changing the world for the better.
On the contrary dearest trev.

It will take less than 50 years.

5 years, 50 years, 100 years, whatever. He will always be recognized as The. Worst. Fucking. President. Ever.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:48 pm

Dinsdale wrote:The whole ball of wax got rolling in the Middle East when the US decided to oust the leaders of other countries to gain an economic advantage. It was without question a miserable, and quite costly mistake.

Actually, Western countries like Great Britain, France, Italy and Germany led the way. For us, it really got hot after WWI with the breakup of the Ottoman Empire. Then of course after WWII BRITISH Petroleum didn't like what they were seeing so the BRITISH concocted a plan and enlisted U.S. help.

Let's not pretend this is solely a U.S. initiated problem. What's really to blame is the consumption of petroluem based products, the need for petroleum for fuel and basically -- anyone who uses oil or something made from oil.

Nice delivery though.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:57 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:5 years, 50 years, 100 years, whatever. He will always be recognized as The. Worst. Fucking. President. Ever.

That's not necessarily true. There is the possibility that a worse President will come along at some time in the future.

BTW: My personal choice for Worst President Ever is still Grant. That brain dead fucktard undid all the gains his troops paid for in blood in a mere 8 years.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:09 pm

BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:5 years, 50 years, 100 years, whatever. He will always be recognized as The. Worst. Fucking. President. Ever.
That's not necessarily true. There is the possibility that a worse President will come along at some time in the future.

Sorry, I just can’t picture it.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:19 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote:That's not necessarily true. There is the possibility that a worse President will come along at some time in the future.
Sorry, I just can’t picture it.

For some reason I'm now thinking of this scene from "Back to the Future".

[Dr. Emmett Brown is doubting Marty McFly's story about that he is from the future]
Dr. Emmett Brown: Then tell me, "Future Boy", who's President in the United States in 1985?
Marty McFly: Ronald Reagan.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Ronald Reagan? The actor?
[chuckles in disbelief]
Dr. Emmett Brown: Then who's VICE-President? Jerry Lewis?
[later he rushes outside, down a hill and toward his laboratory]
Dr. Emmett Brown: I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady!
Marty McFly: [following Doc] Whoa! Wait! Doc!
Dr. Emmett Brown: And J.ack Benny, the Secretary of the Treasury.
Marty McFly: [outside the lab door] Doc, You gotta listen to me.
Dr. Emmett Brown: [opens the door to the lab] I've had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, Future Boy!
[closes the door leaving Marty outside]

The moral? Never doubt the capacity of the American people to elect some wet brained fucktard worse than the last one.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:51 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:So what do y'all plan on doing? Replacing one shitheel with another one? That's all that can happen.

Who will be left?

McCain? His ears are going to rot off with cancer. Dude is still brain-fucked from Vietnam and I guess he wants America to be in this "war" for another 30 years.

Romney? Dude's slicker than a semen-greased polyp in M2's colon.

Hillary? Jesus fucking Christ - now all the liberals are even starting to realize what a fuckup she and her husband are.

Osamabama? Look at his god damned names, DUMBASSES!!!!! 1. WAY too slick. 2. A fucking lawyer. 3. He sticks race into just about everything he says. Just WAIT what kind of dirt shows up on this coon.

Just don't fucking vote. It's a shame our fucking dickless government won't set up at least 10 parties and allow them equal campaign money, but I guess they realize that most stupid fucking Americans are just too fucking dumb to think in anything other than two-dimensional patterns of thought.

I'm not voting because I'm tired of voting for shit. I'm tired of voting for one turd because he's maybe not quite as bad as another turd.

Come election day, I'm going to go down to the closest voting booth, pull my pants down, and bare-ass rub my cheeks on every car that pulls up. I'm gonna have me a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer, and I'm gonna probably go to jail.

Even as such, I'll at least I'll know I did the best thing I could have ever have done for my country.

RACK.

By all means, let’s RACK apathy.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:15 pm

TenTallBen wrote:

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:17 pm

C'mon, Screw, ease up on the guy.

He obviously didn't wrap up his ride last night. He was too busy telling a troll to "get a life" or some such epic smack... while I was sleeping.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:40 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:
mvscal wrote:
you uniformed dumbfuck.

I can't believe you poooseys let this prick speak to you like that.

I assumed he wasn’t talking to me as I am not wearing a uniform.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:54 pm

Snap to attention anyway, Private!!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:43 pm

trev wrote:This probably won't go over very well here, but someone had to go into that hellhole of the middle east and start shit. 100 years from now GW will be known for changing the world for the better.

F off now.

Yeah...100 years? No problem - no hurry, or anything.

sin,
Some Gave All