An American Hero

[Dinsdale]

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - A teenage passenger from California was arrested in Nashville for plotting to hijack a plane from Los Angeles to Nashville, the FBI said Friday.

FBI spokesman George Bolds told The Associated Press the 16-year-old boy was removed from Southwest Airlines Flight 284 Tuesday night by authorities at Nashville International Airport and found with "suspicious" items.

Bolds said the teen had handcuffs, rope and duct tape in his bag and was believed to be traveling alone. The juvenile's name has not been released.

"His plan had a low probability of success," Bolds said.

Southwest Airlines spokeswoman Brandy King could not provide additional details. Airport spokeswoman Emily Richard declined to provide additional information because the passenger is a minor.

Messages left by The Associated Press with the Department of Homeland Security were not immediately returned.

The teen is in custody at Davidson County Juvenile Detention Center, where he faced state charges, but Bolds did not comment on what the charges were. He said he expects federal charges to come.

Bolds dismissed earlier broadcast reports that the teen was planning to crash the plane into a "Hannah Montana" concert in Lafayette, La.

Bolds said it has not been determined if the boy was trying to crash the plane. He said authorities searched the teen's home in California and found a mock cockpit.

The teen is believed to be suicidal, Bolds said. Bolds said he could not comment further on the teen's mental condition because he is a minor.

Bolds said the teen was calm throughout the flight and never made an attempt to hijack the plane but told the FBI after he was apprehended about his original plans to commandeer the aircraft.

The Transportation Security Administration did not immediately return a message seeking comment to determine if the items were banned from air travel. TSA did not list the items the teen was carrying on its Web site as prohibited.

If the bolded section proves to be true -- don't put him in jail... give him a medal.

[PSUFAN]

I thought TTB was in his 30s?

[Goober McTuber]

Bolds dismissed earlier broadcast reports that the teen was planning to crash the plane into a "Hannah Montana" concert in Lafayette, La.

My daughter is going to that damn concert. I wouldn't buy the ticket, $75, no way. But one of her grandmothers did, so she's going with a friend.

At least now I don't have to worry about a plane crashing into the place.

There could be 18 more of them.

[trev]

-- don't put him in jail... give him a medal.

Why? Because she's a wholesome girl from an intact family?

[Dinsdale]

-- don't put him in jail... give him a medal.

Why? Because she's a wholesome girl from an intact family?

Several reasons.

A) Because she sucks... I assume, since the next teenybopper that tennyboppers line up to see that's any good will be the first

B) Darwin might fix his mistake that allowed JSC to reproduce

C) You defend her, which is all the reason I need to endorse the wholesale slaughter of anyone who pays money to insult music in such a manner

[BSmack]

-- don't put him in jail... give him a medal.

Why? Because she's a wholesome girl from an intact family?

"Wholesome"???

What the fuck would you know about wholesome?

[Tom In VA]

Hannah Montana is the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus.

Sincerely,

[TenTallBen]

The Cajundome is about a mile from my house. I could have been on the scene with pics, video even!

By the way, did that kid learn to fly a jet on his playstation? :?

[trev]

-- don't put him in jail... give him a medal.

Why? Because she's a wholesome girl from an intact family?

Several reasons.

A) Because she sucks... I assume, since the next teenybopper that tennyboppers line up to see that's any good will be the first

B) Darwin might fix his mistake that allowed JSC to reproduce

C) You defend her, which is all the reason I need to endorse the wholesale slaughter of anyone who pays money to insult music in such a manner

That's not several. Hardly any reason to see innocents die and someone given a medal for it.

You are a callous bastard.

[Tom In VA]

Actually "several" is an indefinite number more than two. By providing three, Dinsdale has in fact, provided "several"

[Dinsdale]

Hardly any reason to see innocents die and someone given a medal for it.

Semantics, I guess.

I don't see anyone who would support that cacophony-charading-as-"music" or support any member of the Cyrus family as "innocent."


Does she wear her father's signature hair-do? The Achy-Breaky-Big-Mistakey?


Oh, shit... I'm sorry, that was a low blow... since the only pic I've seen of trev, she was sporting one.

[trev]

Hardly any reason to see innocents die and someone given a medal for it.

Semantics, I guess.

I don't see anyone who would support that cacophony-charading-as-"music" or support any member of the Cyrus family as "innocent."


Does she wear her father's signature hair-do? The Achy-Breaky-Big-Mistakey?


Oh, shit... I'm sorry, that was a low blow... since the only pic I've seen of trev, she was sporting one.

Not everyone supports what you do either. Free country and all.

[Wolfman]

His plan had a low probability of success

as they say in Sweden-- no shitska !

[Dinsdale]

Free country and all.

I don't care if they were giving them away free, or even if they were paying you...


The femullet was a bad idea, trev. Sorry you had to find out this way.


The only redeeming quality that haircut might have in this day and age would be to facilitate easier border crossings into canada, or possible VIP passes to a NASCAR event.

[PSUFAN]

Rack Dins for ringing the Tard Triangle.

[Dinsdale]

UnRACK the hair-"stylist" that hit paydirt.

[BSmack]

Oh, shit... I'm sorry, that was a low blow... since the only pic I've seen of trev, she was sporting one.

Link?

[Smackie Chan]

Why? Because she's a wholesome girl from an intact family?

"Wholesome"???

What the fuck would you know about wholesome?

Wholesome...some hole. What's the difference?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

A teenager crashing a plane into a Hannah Montana concert is reason enough to bomb Iran.
Don't be surprised if Bush doesn't try to work that one in.

[Dinsdale]

Oh, shit... I'm sorry, that was a low blow... since the only pic I've seen of trev, she was sporting one.

Link?

I never save such things.


But I'm guessing someone here has the Femullet in all of her barber-abused glory somewhere.

[Screw_Michigan]

-- don't put him in jail... give him a medal.

Why? Because she's a wholesome girl from an intact family?

"Wholesome"???

What the fuck would you know about wholesome?

BWAHAHAHA. time for one of my favorite resets:

Hey trev, why don't you drink a fifth and go drive the kids to the mall?

[Dinsdale]

Would it be a bad time to point out that the little girl was born out of wedlock?

Don't tell trev
The Achey Breaky trev
I just don't think she'd understand

[PSUFAN]

This thread is making me Happy in the Meantime.

[RumpleForeskin]

I have 20 bucks, a bottle of Popov and an erection.

This thread is making me Happy in the Meantime.

[Dinsdale]

I'm not sure how we made the leap from Billy Ray Cyrus to Lit, but whatever.


It's no suprise to me
Rumps landed that much gastro-intestiney
Every now and then she rolls over and he cannot breathe
The oven alarm is going off
And there's a side of beef
Still cooking
Please tell me why
A whaling fleet is in my front yard
And I'm sleeping with a bison
Came into her meatfolds
And she's...


Fat

[Ana Ng]

That.was.AWESOME.


Too soon?

[Dinsdale]

That's a horrible song-btw.

[Dinsdale]

Too soon?

How soon is now?

[trev]

dinsdale, you're lucky you steered this thread off track.

:wink:

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Yes trev, I'm sure Dins is sitting at home thanking his lucky stars that he stopped bagging on you and moved on to bagging bigger things (sup Mt. Rumpleton?).

[trev]

Yes trev, I'm sure Dins is sitting at home thanking his lucky stars that he stopped bagging on you and moved on to bagging bigger things (sup Mt. Rumpleton?).

I'm talking about his original intention with the thread topic he started.

[trev]

Hi.

sup

[Biggie]

Hey baby. Don't fight with these jackasses. You're better than that.

[trev]

Hey baby.

Ok.

I Know.

[Ana Ng]

Too soon?

How soon is now?

It's too late.

I go about things the wrong way.

[Dinsdale]

I go about things the wrong way.

Rumplewife is human and she needs to be loved
I'd just prefer that somebody else does it

[Havana Sugar King]

If the bolded section proves to be true -- don't put him in jail... give him a medal.

Holy shit, this is incorrect thinking. Why would you want to give commendation to a moron for plowing a plane into thousands of white, middle class, pubescent/teenage girls, and their cougar moms? Just to get to one screechy, media fueled, over hyped, inconsequential, Achy Breaky Heart progeny? He'd have been better served plowing into a Barack Obama rally (but only if Oprah is in attendance).

[Dinsdale]

-- don't put him in jail... give him a medal.

Why? Because she's a wholesome girl from an intact family?

Would it be a bad time to point out that the little girl was born out of wedlock?

she's a wholesome girl

She's 15 and trolling for dick by posing in her AP Gear on Myspace.




trev -- do you ever get tired of mercilessly pummeling yourself every time you type?