Ash Wednesday is next fucking week

[Cuda]

So what are you cock craving heathens giving up for lent?

I'm giving up Scotch Whisky

[Mikey]

Fasting

[Dinsdale]

I'm an atheist, so I think I'll be giving up listening to self-righteous catholics in the bar.

[Wolfman]

It's a bit ironic that St. Patrick's Day falls on Holy Week this year. Easter is about as early as it can get on March 23; what with Easter Sunday being the Sunday after the first full moon after the Spring Equuinox. Any devout Roman Catholic's may find their St. Patty's celebrations a bit at odds with the church calendar. I'm guessing that no one who posts here would be concerned.

[smackaholic]

you guess right, wolfie.

[KC Scott]

So what are you cock craving heathens giving up for lent?

I'm giving up Scotch Whisky

It's cheese month.

Carl's Jr. or In and Out?

Rank 'em.

Sin.net

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I'll be giving up Dan Vogel's wife for one night, and one night ONLY.

[PSUFAN]

I'm giving up Lent for Lent.

You're going to give up Scotch? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Goober McTuber]

I'm not a Catholic, but I'll play along. I will give up Coke for lent. Or try to at least. Actually, I'll have an easier time with Coke than heroin, so...

Would it be too much to ask that you just give up fucking your mother for a few weeks, you drunken pedophile.

[Goober McTuber]

I'm not a Catholic, but I'll play along. I will give up Coke for lent. Or try to at least. Actually, I'll have an easier time with Coke than heroin, so...

Would it be too much to ask that you just give up fucking your mother for a few weeks, you drunken pedophile.

It is what it is.

And what it is, is extemely sick. Kill yourself. Do it for the kiddies.

[Goober McTuber]

[Goober McTuber]

First off, Toddles, I never claimed to be a Christian.

Secondly, every time there was ever a discussion on these boards about some heinous pedophile that was in the news, you always suggested that the sex may have been consensual. Even when the victim was six years old. And that’s a fact. Is that how you justify it when you molest a child, Toddles? That they really wanted it? Kill yourself. It would be the first good thing you've done with your life.

[Screw_Michigan]

Kill yourself. It would be the first good thing you've done with your life.

[PSUFAN]

On your knees, ToddPWNed.

[Smackie Chan]

I'm here in NOLA for Mardi Gras; think I'll give up abstinence for Lent. Went to the Hornets-Warriors game Wednesday night, saw Galactic at Tipitina's last night (Ivan Neville joined 'em on keyboards for a tune). RACK the Big Easy.

[bbqjones]

did you make rog eat the oysters?

[Rich Fader]

I'm here in NOLA for Mardi Gras; think I'll give up abstinence for Lent. Went to the Hornets-Warriors game Wednesday night, saw Galactic at Tipitina's last night (Ivan Neville joined 'em on keyboards for a tune). RACK the Big Easy.

I hate you. And I hate all of you in the greater New Orleans area right now. Fuckers.

Just kidding. WAR the Big Greasy.

[Goober McTuber]

And as for the rest.....I'm forgiven for all my sins.

You hope. I'm counting on God to do the right thing. Burn, baby, burn.

[Goober McTuber]

And as for the rest.....I'm forgiven for all my sins.

You hope. I'm counting on God to do the right thing. Burn, baby, burn.

He'll take note of you suggestion. We wont follow your advice, but he'll note it.

You would do much better to worry for your own soul, fellow sinner.

We? Alrighty then.

And don't "fellow sinner" me, Tard. Nothing I've ever done in my life is on a par with your child-molesting, mommy-fucking existence.

[Jerkovich]

Hummmm.

I've fucked a couple of mothers, and a 16 yo when I was 21.


Oh, the humanity!

[Goober McTuber]

You are exactly like me.

No, I'm not, you drunken pedophile.

[Cuda]

Rack bbqjones, btw

[Mister Bushice]

You're no more and no less a sinner. You've unspeakable sin in your heart that you dare not mention.

You are exactly like me.

I prefer the " I'm going to kill myself this week" Todd over the "born again" Todd. Can we roll back the clock to 2006?

Except this time, listen to the voices, and obey.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Thanks for the heads up. I fuck someone up every Ash Wednesday as the first person I run into will have hair covering part of their forehead and not realizing what day it is, I'll point and tell them and say " you got some shmutz on their forehead (sup EM?)" and they'll wipe it off by accident and then realize what they've done and make me feel bad because they're going to hell.

[PSUFAN]

Ash?

I just thought it was filth from the priest's bellybutton marking up the heads of the faithful during mouth-buttfucking.

[Cuda]

Go fuck yourself, you heathen

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Go fuck yourself, you heathen

Can you narrow that down a bit Cudes? There's quite a few of us in that category.

[Invictus]

Ash?

[Cuda]

Go fuck yourself, you heathen

Can you narrow that down a bit Cudes? There's quite a few of us in that category.

Jews aren't heathens, they're chosen

[PSUFAN]

Heathens are folks who don't get their cakeholes buttfucked by priests?

IN

[warren]

I'm an atheist, so I think I'll be giving up listening to self-righteous catholics in the bar.

So what's an "atheist" doing in a Catholic bar?

Aren't you inherently free to choose?

Don't get me wrong, I'm a zionistic, anti-organized, religious guru, but why don't you get off your ass and leave if you don't like it?

Oh!!! I know why, you're hoping for some late night, sit down, lap dance confessions, from the clothered man.

I always figured some dude that talks about getting "some" as much you do was getting some. I just never thought you were getting it from a guy in a funny hat with the God given ability to grant you your last rights.

I'm not one to judge, but I've got a feeling satan doesn't take it so easy and asks less questions.

[RumpleForeskin]

I suppose I'll give up soda eventhough I'm not Catholic nor religious.

[Dinsdale]

So what's an "atheist" doing in a Catholic bar?

OK, Warren, I'll bite... what IS an atheist doing in a catholic bar?

My man, you have just set up what will certainly be one of the greatest punch-lines ever delivered...

Aren't you inherently free to choose?

Don't get me wrong, I'm a zionistic, anti-organized, religious guru, but why don't you get off your ass and leave if you don't like it?

Oh!!! I know why, you're hoping for some late night, sit down, lap dance confessions, from the clothered man.

I always figured some dude that talks about getting "some" as much you do was getting some. I just never thought you were getting it from a guy in a funny hat with the God given ability to grant you your last rights.

I'm not one to judge, but I've got a feeling satan doesn't take it so easy and asks less questions.

OK... maybe not so much.



But should the day ever come when you stop sucking dicks, you'll make one hell of a straight man for some comedian someday, what with setups like that.

[Cuda]

So what's an "atheist" doing in a Catholic bar?

Playing BINGO, of course.