dear jayhawks

[Bizzarofelice]

I hope you choke on dick mountain

[Bizzarofelice]

I hope that mountain of dicks you're always skiing on collapses and they all fall on you.



Of course I say these things because I can't rightly say much about Mizzou's chances against Kansas. If Mizzou finishes the game within ten points of the Jayhawks, it is because a meteor landed on Kansas' bench. And my team is a damned embarrassment of thuggery.

[Degenerate]

Remember several years ago when Keyon Dooling threw down in Allen Fieldhouse on some po' white boy (Ryan Robertson, maybe) and got called for a bullshit charge? And the crowd didn't really cheer all that much because the dunk was so vicious?

That was pretty cool.

[War Wagon]

Remember that time Anthony Peeler (of Paseo High School) laid 50 on the Gayhawks in Lawrence?

That was pretty cool, too.

As for now, I've pretty much resigned myself to a brutal beatdown. I'm still feeling good about that K-State win though, so that's ok, sorta'.

It still bugs me that Brandon Rush isn't a Tiger.

[War Wagon]

There isn't one player on Mizzou who could start for Kansas. Hell, there isn't even one player who could come off the bench, unless they wanted a designated hacker.

Youch.