Chuckie shoots...HE SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!

[PSUFAN]

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Nice quick one, man

[Mikey]

They don't call that a "cow catcher" any more?

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Bobby50

[RumpleForeskin]

Maybe he hurt himself while trying to save Lori Singer.

[PSUFAN]

Seems like half the people I know are battling something pretty harsh...cancer, mostly...and sometimes they lose after a long, drawn-out struggle. Their lives are precious enough that they actually FIGHT to preserve them.

Then, a dude just...doesn't get out of the way of an oncoming train. Chuckie, thanks a bundle for being proactive on this one...

[RumpleForeskin]

Agreed. My sister thinks this guy is a fucking ass-hole.

Speaking of, my brother-in-law is getting re-married. That dickface couldn't wait 2 months before he started fucking his new "love". I've been disgusted by the whole thing, but then again I have no idea how I would react if I lost my OL at age 32. I just don't want my neice and nephew getting confused by all of this. I'm sure the older one (5) is like "WTF" right now. I'm taking him to Chucky Cheese on Sunday to see how he's doing and stuff.

[OCmike]

Speaking of, my brother-in-law is getting re-married.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news...wait, I can't back that up...but if he's getting married two months after your sis got bumped off by the big "C", then he was hittin' it on the side while she was in the hospital getting chemo. Yep, he's a dick.

[Cuda]

I wouldn't be so quick to judge, Mike.

Maybe she was hot.

But if she wore AP's Tarp-Size Panties then, yeah, he's a dick

[RumpleForeskin]

My sis yielded to the big "C" back in mid August. I think he started "hittin'" this chick in early October maybe sooner. She was a single mom of one of the kid's who plays soccer with my niece. You could be right, Mike, but I am thinking they may have had feelings for each other before my sister's passing and when she went to console him after the funeral, shit started to happen. Alls I know is rebounds harldy ever work.

[smackaholic]

I gotta see some picks, preferably topless, before I pass judgement on how much of a dick your broinlaw is.

[Uncle Fester]

I actually saved a girl once from a moving train. She was standing on the tracks, back to the train, and the locomotive smacked right into her. I leapt through the air, grabbed the locomotive, and wrassled it to a stop. Her foot was caught under the front wheel and if I wouldn't have stopped the train, her foot would have been sliced off. As it was, her ankle was a little mangled and I'm sure she probably had to seek medical attention.

Uncle Fester, Great American Hero

[Bobby42]

They don't call that a "cow catcher" any more?

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Bobby50

No shit? Thanks.

[Uncle Fester]

My brush with spine tingling, ankle-chopping near horror took place at the Paul Bunyan Amusement Center in Brainerd, Minnesota, right in front of "Haunted Fort Sherman."

The Man Himself:


Here is a facsimile of my mighty physique that was used to stop the speeding train:

[Not to scale]

And I must mention that a few other fathers helped me stop the train, as it was full of overweight tourists and steaming at a good three or four miles per hour.

[Goober McTuber]

I gotta see some picks, preferably topless, before I pass judgement on how much of a dick your broinlaw is.

You want to see his brother-in-law topless? Do you have a thing for man-boobs?

[PSUFAN]

Damn, Chuck had a less efficient day today:

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Totally missed that guy. No fucking Joy in Banksville.

[OCmike]

I actually saved a girl once from a moving train. She was standing on the tracks, back to the train, and the locomotive smacked right into her. I leapt through the air, grabbed the locomotive, and wrassled it to a stop. Her foot was caught under the front wheel and if I wouldn't have stopped the train, her foot would have been sliced off. As it was, her ankle was a little mangled and I'm sure she probably had to seek medical attention.

Uncle Fester, Great American Hero

I actually did save a guy from a train once...

While I was in college at CSU Chico, two friends and I (one, a fellow honkey and the other a pakistani dude) were walking along the railroad tracks on the way back from a party. This wasn't unusual, as a lot of people used the area alongside the tracks as a quick way to cut across town.

We were completely smashed and stumbling, so when a train started coming, we wisely decided to play chicken with it. The three of us stood on the tracks as the train bear down on us. The engineer blared the horn, probably having seen other idiots doing the same thing a thousand times in the past, but we stood our ground. After the train got within about 20 feet, I bailed, as did other white dude. But the Pakistani dude just stayed there, staring blankly with that "look at the pretty light" expression on his face. I bounded up the graded rocks to the tracks and yanked him by the arm just as the train thundered past. It probably missed him by a foot or two.

He was incredibly thankful and probably said, "Dude...you saved my life," about 57 times on the walk back. I just kind of shrugged it off and said he would've done the same for me, but in hindsight, I probably could have scored a couple of years of indentured servitude from him if I'd been thinking clearly.

[Mikey]

Did you ever find the dead kid?