Poopy on a weiner

[Fat Old Man]

A massive snot bubble burst in the mouth and lumped a broken dildo with tiny particles of feces in a hemophiliacs blood supply. It rammed fast and bulbous until it broke off in a stretched sphincter. They were having open heart surgery so I farted the fart of a three cans of garbonzo beans for breakfast. My colon makes sweet music while people avoid the bathroom door.

Most certainly my comments fit in with this place. I hope to offer them in any thread where the comments have nothing to do with bodily functions.

[uncle smegma]

pretty nice

Yes the trombone resonace of male colon breaking wind before anal sex echos nicely in an operatiing room.

Are his gums bleeding?

[Dinstale]

I suspect Red Rover has one too many shit trolls.

Then again, at .net that's the standard.

[Mikey]

Looks to me like Buttsy is feeling his oats.

[Mikey]

That's disgusting.

LOL...like Shaq calling somebody else big.