Interesing statistic

[Goober McTuber]

Yes, it's an email. If you've already seen it, go fuck yourself.

WALKING AND BEER

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per year.

Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind of makes you proud to be an American.

[Wolfman]

Wonder what the mileage is for the "hybrids" that use wine and/or distilled spirits ?

[Diogenes]

Beer is for women and lightweights. Real men drink whiskey.
Or vodka.
Or gin.
Or rum.
Or tequilla.



Or all of the above.

[Dinsdale]

Real men drink... rum.

Yeah, dude, nothing screams "REAL MAN" like coconut and bamboo umbrellas sticking out of the glass.


I see we can add "fucking faggot" to your already impressive resume.

[Diogenes]

Real men drink... rum.

Yeah, dude, nothing screams "REAL MAN" like coconut and bamboo umbrellas sticking out of the glass.

Speak for yourself, bitch.

Jimmy Buffet says you're a homo. I told him you're just a weak-assed tard though.

You're welcome.

[Dinsdale]

Using Jimmy Buffet in defense of heterosexuality is about as wise as using Steven A Smith in defense of your sports takes.

[Cuda]

Real men drink... rum.

Yeah, dude, nothing screams "REAL MAN" like coconut and bamboo umbrellas sticking out of the glass.


I see we can add "fucking faggot" to your already impressive resume.

Beat me to it.

Although if beer or whisky is not available, straight rum would not necessarily make one a faggot. The same cannot be said about Amaretto in any circumstances- which is, no doubt, another of Dio's faves.

[OCmike]

No whiskey, huh? Okay, can I get a shot of Frangelico then? Oh, and make it a double...I'm feeling frisky tonight! - Dio

[Dinsdale]

I'll take a Goldschlager straight up. None of that womanly ice for me, buddy, I'm a REAL MAN!

[RumpleForeskin]

"Yo, Jon, I feel like growing a sack tonight. Pour me a double jagerbomb."

[PSUFAN]

ONE Beer is for women and lightweights.

FTFY

[Dinsdale]

Good GOD that shit is nasty.

I'll take your word for it, Manly-Man.

[XXXL]

St. Patrick's Day...is getting closer.......