Smokers are FUBAR

[Havana Sugar King]

Let me present you morons w a clue. We live in a democracy. A government by the people and for the people. The people are deciding that smoking is a huge liability and a burden on society. You have two choices here. Shut the fuck up and accept the fact that smoking is going to be illegal. Or rise up and revolt. Do you realize this country was founded because we revolted against a 1 cent tea tax?

[poptart]

And shooting sick smokers ....... like horses with broken legs, should only be the start.

It should be a state-sponsored event.
A gala.

After the ex-smoker/m0ron has died, his black tar-scorched lungs should be surgically removed.
Said lungs should then be laid next to the person in his casket.
And mr. dumbfuck smoker person should be laid ass-up, and butt-naked in the casket.
A Hoover vacuum hose should be affixed to his mouth, and a Marlboro Red inserted into his exposed buttocks.

Mr. Cronic Smoker Guy would be in such position for the duration of his state-sponsored funeral, and near the climax of the the event, the vacuum would be switched on, sucking the smoke of ONE last cig backwards through his body from asshole to mouth.
When the red glowing ashes sink below the round of mr. cronic smoker/m0ron's ass-cheeks, like a sinking summer sunset, Frank Sinatra's My Way would be played, loud enough to drown out the sobbing and weeping of friends and family members of mr. dumbfuck sm0ker guy.

Such a macabre spectacle would be a fitting final humiliation as well as an unforgettable reminder to all in attendance that smoking ..... sucks.


my .02

[Diogenes]

We live in a democracy. A government by the people and for the people. The people are deciding that smoking is a huge liability and a burden on society. ?

No we don't. No, it isn't. And no, they aren't.




And you're still a clueless twit.

[Havana Sugar King]

I don't think WW is sayin' that smokin' is good for ya, douchebag, but he's sayin' that smokers have a right to smoke if they damn well wanna. Anyhow, you ain't got a right to shoot 'em. Is that too hard for ya to understand? I'm thinkin' you might be a little hyper from all of the chocolate you been eatin'.

Mace

I'm typing slow so you'll understand. It's only your right to smoke until we outlaw it. You got a problem w that? You should switch to a socialist government that suits you. Democracy rocks, no?

[Diogenes]

And shooting sick smokers ....... like horses with broken legs, should only be the start.

It should be a state-sponsored event.
A gala.

After the ex-smoker/m0ron has died, his black tar-scorched lungs should be surgically removed.
Said lungs should then be laid next to the person in his casket.
And mr. dumbfuck smoker person should be laid ass-up, and butt-naked in the casket.
A Hoover vacuum hose should be affixed to his mouth, and a Marlboro Red inserted into his exposed buttocks.

Mr. Cronic Smoker Guy would be in such position for the duration of his state-sponsored funeral, and near the climax of the the event, the vacuum would be switched on, sucking the smoke of ONE last cig backwards through his body from asshole to mouth.
When the red glowing ashes sink below the round of mr. cronic smoker/m0ron's ass-cheeks, like a sinking summer sunset, Frank Sinatra's My Way would be played, loud enough to drown out the sobbing and weeping of friends and family members of mr. dumbfuck sm0ker guy.

Such a macabre spectacle would be a fitting final humiliation as well as an unforgettable reminder to all in attendance that smoking ..... sucks.


my .02

We'll be killing all of the fatties first, right?

[Havana Sugar King]

We live in a democracy. A government by the people and for the people. The people are deciding that smoking is a huge liability and a burden on society. ?

No we don't. No, it isn't. And no, they aren't.




And you're still a clueless twit.

JFC. Another rhetorical half wit. Alright, Arthur Conan Doyle. Enlighten us.

[RadioFan]

Damn, pop. I'm touched by your Christian eulogy.

RACK it.

p.s. Thanks for reminding me why I don't go to church.

[Havana Sugar King]

I don't think WW is sayin' that smokin' is good for ya, douchebag, but he's sayin' that smokers have a right to smoke if they damn well wanna. Anyhow, you ain't got a right to shoot 'em. Is that too hard for ya to understand? I'm thinkin' you might be a little hyper from all of the chocolate you been eatin'.

Mace

I'm typing slow so you'll understand. It's only your right to smoke until we outlaw it. You got a problem w that? You should switch to a socialist government that suits you. Democracy rocks, no?

I expect that slow is the only way you can type, douchebag, and, yeah, I gotta a problem with folks like you tellin' me I can't smoke (even though I don't smoke) and I'm pretty sure you're too fuckin' stupid to figure out that whole "democracy" thing.

Mace

So you don't smoke? But you're good w the entire health care system being dragged into a fucking abyss because of smokers? You're cool w your health premiums gouging your paycheck because idiots can't quit sucking on cancer? You're a bigger idot than smokers. At least their addicted to a chemical. You're just fucking stupid.

[Diogenes]

We live in a democracy. A government by the people and for the people. The people are deciding that smoking is a huge liability and a burden on society. ?

No we don't. No, it isn't. And no, they aren't.




And you're still a clueless twit.

Enlighten us.

By 'us' you mean you, right? I think just about everyone else in this thread (even the patheticaly wrong) knows the difference between a Republic and a democracy. Even the ones who hate it. And we definitely have a government by the beureaucrat and for the politician. 'The people' haven't decided anything about smoking. It is local and state governments who wish to pander to the lunatic fringe anti-americans that are treating smokers like second class citizens and passing riduculous taxes (which are the opposite of a liability or burden on society).

And you are proof of why our educational system sucks. Idiot.

[War Wagon]

And shooting sick smokers ....... like horses with broken legs, should only be the start.

It should be a state-sponsored event.
A gala.

After the ex-smoker/m0ron has died, his black tar-scorched lungs should be surgically removed.
Said lungs should then be laid next to the person in his casket.
And mr. dumbfuck smoker person should be laid ass-up, and butt-naked in the casket.
A Hoover vacuum hose should be affixed to his mouth, and a Marlboro Red inserted into his exposed buttocks.

Mr. Cronic Smoker Guy would be in such position for the duration of his state-sponsored funeral, and near the climax of the the event, the vacuum would be switched on, sucking the smoke of ONE last cig backwards through his body from asshole to mouth.
When the red glowing ashes sink below the round of mr. cronic smoker/m0ron's ass-cheeks, like a sinking summer sunset, Frank Sinatra's My Way would be played, loud enough to drown out the sobbing and weeping of friends and family members of mr. dumbfuck sm0ker guy.

Such a macabre spectacle would be a fitting final humiliation as well as an unforgettable reminder to all in attendance that smoking ..... sucks.

Brutal.

I wonder what Purple-Rox would say to that.

[Havana Sugar King]

Do any of you morons understand one single principal of socio-economics? I realize that most of you don't even understand your own mortgage contract. The rest of you don't even have a mortgage contract.

[Havana Sugar King]

So you don't smoke? But you're good w the entire health care system being dragged into a fucking abyss because of smokers? You're cool w your health premiums gouging your paycheck because idiots can't quit sucking on cancer? You're a bigger idot than smokers. At least their addicted to a chemical. You're just fucking stupid.

No, I don't smoke, you ignorant fucking cunt, but I'll make a deal with you. You can shoot all of the cancer patients suffering from lung cancer if I can shoot you after you're diagnosed with diabetes caused from all of your chocolate covered dick sucking. Now grab a tissue and wipe that chocolate off your cheeks.....no, the ones on your face.

Mace

Mace, I gotta be honest. You're not really adding much to this confab. Frankly, you look frustrated and stupid. Stay on task.

[Havana Sugar King]

Do any of you morons understand one single principal of socio-economics? I realize that most of you don't even understand your own mortgage contract. The rest of you don't even have a mortgage contract.

Is this some low rent version of the "you work at McDonalds" smack? Yep, thought so. What have we got here? A GenXer with a job AND a mortgage? Your parents must be so proud.

Yes, dipshit, I believe that most of us understand socio-economics, probably better than you, but we also understand something about individual freedomsand that morons like you can't enforce your will simply because others participate in a legal behavior that you don't like. How would you like it if we passed laws that prohibited you from sucking chocolate covered dicks? Well, we may not approve of your behavior but we haven't legislated against it, have we?

Oh, and I don't think 20% of the population is breaking the health care system, you fucking moron. You and your obese chocolate sucking buddies are costing us a whole lot more.

Mace

I'm gonna put this in it's simplist terms. Your individual freedom to smoke, get cancer, and consume tax dollars has worn out it's welcome. I contend if you wanna smoke, you should be un-insurable and your fucking progeny should foot the bill for all your remaining medical bills and your funeral.

[Dr_Phibes]

But you're good w the entire health care system being dragged into a fucking abyss because of smokers?

You're being slightly hysterical.

Countries that took up the crusade years in advance of the US and have a more socialised system of medical insurance, are now complaining that a decline in tax revenue from cigarette sales is resulting in the slashing of health care budgets.

It's a wonderful little catch 22.

[Havana Sugar King]

But you're good w the entire health care system being dragged into a fucking abyss because of smokers?

You're being slightly hysterical.

Countries that took up the crusade years in advance of the US and have a more socialised system of medical insurance, are now complaining that a decline in tax revenue from cigarette sales is resulting in the slashing of health care budgets.

It's a wonderful little catch 22.

Oh yeah, make no mistake. The medical industry wouldn't want Emphysema to disappear. That's where their bread is buttered. It would be like Mace asking for huge cock to disappear.

[Felix]

And shooting sick smokers ....... like horses with broken legs, should only be the start.

It should be a state-sponsored event.
A gala.

After the ex-smoker/m0ron has died, his black tar-scorched lungs should be surgically removed.
Said lungs should then be laid next to the person in his casket.
And mr. dumbfuck smoker person should be laid ass-up, and butt-naked in the casket.
A Hoover vacuum hose should be affixed to his mouth, and a Marlboro Red inserted into his exposed buttocks.

Mr. Cronic Smoker Guy would be in such position for the duration of his state-sponsored funeral, and near the climax of the the event, the vacuum would be switched on, sucking the smoke of ONE last cig backwards through his body from asshole to mouth.
When the red glowing ashes sink below the round of mr. cronic smoker/m0ron's ass-cheeks, like a sinking summer sunset, Frank Sinatra's My Way would be played, loud enough to drown out the sobbing and weeping of friends and family members of mr. dumbfuck sm0ker guy.

Such a macabre spectacle would be a fitting final humiliation as well as an unforgettable reminder to all in attendance that smoking ..... sucks.


my .02

I sure am glad I quit......

[Diogenes]

But you're good w the entire health care system being dragged into a fucking abyss because of smokers?

You're being slightly hysterical.

If even a teenage Canadian communist is dissing you, you might want to take a hefty dose of STFU.

Or just die.

[Dr_Phibes]

The medical industry wouldn't want Emphysema to disappear.

Hang on there, no industry is involved. The payers and dolers are all public sector.
I could make an arguement that every single thing a person does, is in some way frivolous and has a negative impact on someone else in some way. Where do you draw a line?
It's a dangerous precedent, the best thing is just leave it lie - it's petty.

[Havana Sugar King]

The medical industry wouldn't want Emphysema to disappear.

Hang on there, no industry is involved. The payers and dolers are all public sector.
I could make an arguement that every single thing a person does, is in some way frivolous and has a negative impact on someone else in some way. Where do you draw a line?
It's a dangerous precedent, the best thing is just leave it lie - it's petty.

No industry is involved? Pharmaceuticals?

Watching you idiots defend a person's right to smoke is comical. It's like watching Larry Flynt be a spokesman for the first amendment. In principal you're right. But ultmately what's right is not always popular, and what's popular is not always right.

[Goober McTuber]

If you advocate smoking. You are a fucking moron.

Priceless.

[Havana Sugar King]

I'm playing to the level of my competition, twatlips. Pick up your game or get out.

Mace

Calling me "competition" is the only smack that you've produed yet. That's like a fucking cannonball in the gut.

[Diogenes]

I'm playing to the level of my competition, twatlips. Pick up your game or get out.

Mace

Calling me "competition" is the only smack that you've produed yet. That's like a fucking cannonball in the gut.

In your case, more like a stick.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Dio hangs out with wheezers and hackers that get freaky. Most are 20 years younger than him and they like to get wild with his stoma.

[RumpleForeskin]

My first job was a lifeguard at a waterpark when I was 16 years old. When the park closed we had cleaning duties which involved straightening up the lawn chairs, gathering up all the tubes, and picking up trash. Our bosses were hardcore about the waterpark's cleanlingness, so E-V-E-R-Y piece of trash had to be picked up including cigarette butts. I, a non-smoker, picked up more cigarette butts during that summer than any smoker has in their lifetime.

We have two exit areas in my office and the main entry and exit to the office is not far from a smoking area just outside the building where they have those sand trays for cigarette butts. However, the other exit is a much quicker route to get outside the building so the smokers can light up. There is no such designated disposal or sand trays for people to discard their butts, so when my coworkers are done smoking, I see that all to familiar flick of the cigarette onto the ground or into the grass. Some bad memories there.

That is what really peeves me, is the littering. Its so easy to find a waste recepticle withing 50 yards of where someone is standing. How fucking hard is it for you ass-hole smokers to put that lung dart out on the concrete and walk the butt over to a trashcan?

Y'all are pieces of trash IMO.

[War Wagon]

That is what really peeves me, is the littering. Its so easy to find a waste recepticle withing 50 yards of where someone is standing. How fucking hard is it for you ass-hole smokers to put that lung dart out on the concrete and walk the butt over to a trashcan?

Actually, if there isn't an ashtray handy, I'd just field strip that nasty little bugger that causes you so much pain and angst.

[MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan]

My first job was a lifeguard at a waterpark when I was 16 years old. When the park closed we had cleaning duties which involved straightening up the lawn chairs, gathering up all the tubes, and picking up trash. Our bosses were hardcore about the waterpark's cleanlingness, so E-V-E-R-Y piece of trash had to be picked up including cigarette butts. I, a non-smoker, picked up more cigarette butts during that summer than any smoker has in their lifetime.

We have two exit areas in my office and the main entry and exit to the office is not far from a smoking area just outside the building where they have those sand trays for cigarette butts. However, the other exit is a much quicker route to get outside the building so the smokers can light up. There is no such designated disposal or sand trays for people to discard their butts, so when my coworkers are done smoking, I see that all to familiar flick of the cigarette onto the ground or into the grass. Some bad memories there.

That is what really peeves me, is the littering. Its so easy to find a waste recepticle withing 50 yards of where someone is standing. How fucking hard is it for you ass-hole smokers to put that lung dart out on the concrete and walk the butt over to a trashcan?

Y'all are pieces of trash IMO.

Waaaah. Throw some gravel in a coffee can and your "problem" is solved.

[Diogenes]

My first job was a lifeguard at a waterpark when I was 16 years old. When the park closed we had cleaning duties which involved straightening up the lawn chairs, gathering up all the tubes, and picking up trash. Our bosses were hardcore about the waterpark's cleanlingness, so E-V-E-R-Y piece of trash had to be picked up including cigarette butts. I, a non-smoker, picked up more cigarette butts during that summer than any smoker has in their lifetime.

Poor baby.

We have two exit areas in my office and the main entry and exit to the office is not far from a smoking area just outside the building where they have those sand trays for cigarette butts. However, the other exit is a much quicker route to get outside the building so the smokers can light up. There is no such designated disposal or sand trays for people to discard their butts, so when my coworkers are done smoking, I see that all to familiar flick of the cigarette onto the ground or into the grass. Some bad memories there.

So tell managment to put a fucking sand tray there.

For the record I tend to put the butt out on the sole of my shoe and toss it in the nearest receptacle. Unless I'm dealing with anti-social scum who think not having an ashtray around sends a message. Then I send one right back with the butt.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You show em you big rebel you. Do you type like this because it represents the color of your lungs?

[RumpleForeskin]

So tell managment to put a fucking sand tray there.

That is not the point, ass-hat.

My point is that I firmly believe a majority of smokers are guilty of this littering and don't care to get a receptacle or sand tray to resolve it.

So, you're telling me as a non-smoker that I have to let management know about a problem that I have nothing to do with? Fucking brilliant. Its not even a work related issue. Its someone else's "break" from work, but its me who has to put in the request.

[Goober McTuber]

So tell managment to put a fucking sand tray there.

That is not the point, ass-hat.

My point is that I firmly believe a majority of smokers are guilty of this littering and don't care to get a receptacle or sand tray to resolve it.

So, you're telling me as a non-smoker that I have to let management know about a problem that I have nothing to do with? Fucking brilliant. Its not even a work related issue. Its someone else's "break" from work, but its me who has to put in the request.

It certainly does sound like a lot of work, you whiny little bitch.

[Diogenes]

So, you're telling me as a non-smoker that I have to let management know about a problem that I have nothing to do with? Fucking brilliant. Its not even a work related issue. Its someone else's "break" from work, but its me who has to put in the request.

If it bothers you so fucking much, maybe you should. From what I've seen, very few smokers litter if there is a receptecle available.

[RumpleForeskin]

Goobs, I appreciate the numerous chin donations to my balls, but people are beginning to talk.

Try to make a point without teething through that muzzle of yours.

[Goober McTuber]

Goobs, I appreciate the numerous chin donations to my balls, but people are beginning to talk.

Try to make a point without teething through that muzzle of yours.

Look, blubber-humper, you’ve wasted far more time here crying like a little schoolgirl about this than it would have taken you to compose a simple written request to fix the situation. And really, if you’re looking for “chin donations”, Mt. Rumplewife appears to have a few to spare.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Donations?? Rumplebeach should be charging fucking rent in between each massive crevice.

[RumpleForeskin]

So my cause for concern of keeping my native state clean makes me a whiny, little bitch. Good to know. I will take action btw.

[PSUFAN]

Dio hangs out with wheezers and hackers that get freaky. Most are 20 years younger than him and they like to get wild with his stoma.

Props on hitting for the cycle.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I will take action btw.

You know, your wife's grotesque state-of-being is ALSO a choice. And the next time I have to sit next to one of her kind on an airplane, I'M going to take action. The second her side rolls start engulfing my knees and elbow like 30 foot crashing waves, I'm going to bust out a half-eaten whopper from the airport food court and start teasing her with it. I'm going to wave it around in front of her watering maw, and let the ketchup and mayo ooze down my face. She'll start panting like Diogenes walking up a 3 step stairway, fiending for another smoke.

[War Wagon]

I'm going to bust out a half-eaten whopper from the airport food court and start teasing her with it.

You'll never get that thru security since most of the guards are fat fucks themselves. They'll confiscate it for further inspection.

[Goober McTuber]

half-eaten whopper

Please leave Rumple’s sex-life out of this.

[Havana Sugar King]

But you're good w the entire health care system being dragged into a fucking abyss because of smokers?

You're being slightly hysterical.

Not to mention stupid and completely uninformed.

Heavy smokers tend to get poleaxed fairly quickly by any one of a number of quickly fatal health issues and are fair less of a burden on the heath care system than people who hang around for years desperately clinging to their dotage while bankrupting themselves and their families.

What are you, some kind of actuary? This isn't rocket science. Take a guess who the tobacco industry's biggest opponent is. Insurance companies. Take a guess why. Because they don't wanna pay one more cent for self inflicted disease. It's economics and their right. And the best part is they are using a system put in place by a democratic society. The same system available to tobacco. The will of the people are being imposed upon smokers. God bless America. Stick that in your pipe and smole it, asshole.