You make Bill Belichik look downright gracious. Sheesh.Havana Sugar King wrote:What are you, some kind of actuary? This isn't rocket science. Take a guess who the tobacco industry's biggest opponent is. Insurance companies. Take a guess why. Because they don't wanna pay one more cent for self inflicted disease. It's economics and their right. And the best part is they are using a system put in place by a democratic society. The same system available to tobacco. The will of the people are being imposed upon smokers. God bless America. Stick that in your pipe and smole it, asshole.
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Yeah, banning tobacco would be epic.
Worked out well with alcohol. Well, except for giving rise to organzized crime that's still strong today. And that part where it ushered in the most violent period in American history.
Maybe we should declare a War on Drugs? That seems to have stopped those insidious drug users dead in their tracks. Wait, no it didn't. It sure opened the door for corporate theft of American taxpayers' cayshe, though. Oh, and led to the highest murder rate in US History, the only competition for that superlative murder rate coming at the peak of Prohibition.
In order to be a nanny-stater, one has to be willing, ready, and able to completely discount every history lesson from human history.
No prohibition in the history of civilization has ever had a positive outcome. But it's obvious we should repeat the experiment, just to see if all of those examples were wrong.
I love the way people think they can change the basic rules of human nature that have been in place for tens of thousands of years if they wish reallyreally hard.
But if the tobacco ban is inevitable, then I guess I'll start positioning myself to profit from it now. The early bird catches the worm and all. And ohhhh, what profits there will be.
Worked out well with alcohol. Well, except for giving rise to organzized crime that's still strong today. And that part where it ushered in the most violent period in American history.
Maybe we should declare a War on Drugs? That seems to have stopped those insidious drug users dead in their tracks. Wait, no it didn't. It sure opened the door for corporate theft of American taxpayers' cayshe, though. Oh, and led to the highest murder rate in US History, the only competition for that superlative murder rate coming at the peak of Prohibition.
In order to be a nanny-stater, one has to be willing, ready, and able to completely discount every history lesson from human history.
No prohibition in the history of civilization has ever had a positive outcome. But it's obvious we should repeat the experiment, just to see if all of those examples were wrong.
I love the way people think they can change the basic rules of human nature that have been in place for tens of thousands of years if they wish reallyreally hard.
But if the tobacco ban is inevitable, then I guess I'll start positioning myself to profit from it now. The early bird catches the worm and all. And ohhhh, what profits there will be.
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Newsflash: You’re a fucking idiot. Insurance companies don’t care. They use actuaries to determine risk. If risks go down, premiums go down. If risks go up, premiums go up. Profits remain relatively stable. The marketplace in action. God bless America. Stuff that up your ass and go fuck yourself.Havana Sugar King wrote:What are you, some kind of actuary? This isn't rocket science. Take a guess who the tobacco industry's biggest opponent is. Insurance companies. Take a guess why. Because they don't wanna pay one more cent for self inflicted disease. It's economics and their right. And the best part is they are using a system put in place by a democratic society. The same system available to tobacco. The will of the people are being imposed upon smokers. God bless America. Stick that in your pipe and smole it, asshole.
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Let me know when that plan starts working out for you.Havana Sugar King wrote:I'll be running this place in no time.
When a meatball of a declaration like that gets made from a self-important twit like yourself, it usually doesn't take long before half the board starts taking batting practice.
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War Wagon wrote:When a declaration like that gets made from a self-important twit like yourself, it usually doesn't take long before half the board starts taking batting practice.
No shit. Where the fuck are those merciless SOBs?
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They're waiting for him to post a pic of his wife.RumpleForeskin wrote:War Wagon wrote:When a declaration like that gets made from a self-important twit like yourself, it usually doesn't take long before half the board starts taking batting practice.
No shit. Where the fuck are those merciless SOBs?
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BSmack wrote:They're waiting for him to post a pic of his wife.
Nobody is that retarded.
wait...
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Evidently that public education didn't do much for your math skills either.Mace wrote:
You want to talk about wasting tax dollars? I'd think that everyone in your community would be far more concerned about all of the tax dollars wasted on your 13 years of public education. Thank God you dropped out after the 6th grade.
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Then you would be wrong...Mace wrote: I'm sure that kierland didn't "get it" either.
...yet again.
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Thanks for explaining your "joke", Shecky. But remember. Jokes are supposed to be funny. It's what defines them.Mace wrote:My "math skills" are just fine, dumbfuck.Havana Sugar King wrote:Evidently that public education didn't do much for your math skills either.Mace wrote:
You want to talk about wasting tax dollars? I'd think that everyone in your community would be far more concerned about all of the tax dollars wasted on your 13 years of public education. Thank God you dropped out after the 6th grade.
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Hint: It took you 13 years to get through the 6th grade....you fucking moron.
It's okay, cuntlips, I'm sure that kierland didn't "get it" either. You're in good company.
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Doesn't your neck ever tire from bobbing that canned ham around on it? Poor Mace. Your emotional and social development seems to have stalled out the same year my education did. Sixth grade was rough, no?Mace wrote:It wasn't meant to be funny, you ignorant cunt, because, really, your story is a sad one. A sad one indeed. What was it like walking the halls as an 18 year old 6th grader and having all of those little kids calling you "retard" and always making fun of the way you talked? I bet it was pretty embarrassing, huh? Well, just remember how much more embarrassing it's been for your parents.Havana Sugar King wrote:Thanks for explaining your "joke", Shecky. But remember. Jokes are supposed to funny. It's what defines them.
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Thank you for confirming that you're a fucking embicile. You're the reason smoking is going to be outlawed. I never said taxpayers were going to pay anything. This is a matter between health care providers and the people that pay health care premiums. You're a moron that doesn't understand how and why legislation works. You are a knuckle dragging, slack jawed, mouth breathing, Troglodyte, that wants to scream "I got my RIIIIIGHTS...." but in the meantime, educated, involved, savvy people are working all around you establishing how YOU are going to live your life. Keep crying about your rights, loser. Until you figure out the rules of the game, we're gonna keep taking them away from you.Mace wrote:You should stick to trying to explain how your tax dollars are paying for my medical insurance, dumbfuck, and how a smoker is somehow infringing on your freedoms. Your stupidity if far more entertaining on that topic.
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Bwahahahaha.... stop it, you're killing me, not to mention KYOA far better than anyone else could.Havana Sugar King wrote: Thank you for confirming that you're a fucking embicile.
That was a freaking classic self asskicking, you imbecile.
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He'll say it's a typo. Let's just get that alibi out there right now.War Wagon wrote:Bwahahahaha.... stop it, you're killing me, not to mention KYOA far better than anyone else could.Havana Sugar King wrote: Thank you for confirming that you're a fucking embicile.
That was a freaking classic self asskicking, you imbecile.
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I gotta own that one.War Wagon wrote:Bwahahahaha.... stop it, you're killing me, not to mention KYOA far better than anyone else could.Havana Sugar King wrote: Thank you for confirming that you're a fucking embicile.
That was a freaking classic self asskicking, you imbecile.
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The truth of the matter is that billions of taxpayer dollars does go to healthcare. That's a fact, idiot, so don't beat your chest. It makes you look even dumber because ultimately, you're still fucking wrong.Mace wrote:Havana Sugar King wrote:Thank you for confirming that you're a fucking embicile. You're the reason smoking is going to be outlawed. I never said taxpayers were going to pay anything. This is a matter between health care providers and the people that pay health care premiums.Mace wrote:You should stick to trying to explain how your tax dollars are paying for my medical insurance, dumbfuck, and how a smoker is somehow infringing on your freedoms. Your stupidity if far more entertaining on that topic.
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You never said that taxpayers were going to pay for anything??? Is that right?
Hmmm.....
Okay, Einstein.....how do you "consume tax dollars" at no cost to the taxpayer?Havana Sugar King wrote:I'm gonna put this in it's simplist terms. Your individual freedom to smoke, get cancer, and consume tax dollars has worn out it's welcome. I contend if you wanna smoke, you should be un-insurable and your fucking progeny should foot the bill for all your remaining medical bills and your funeral.
LOL! With "educated, involved, and savvy people" like you working to eliminate individual freedoms, I think folks will be smoking for years and years to come.....not to mention that the government isn't about to give up the tax revenue, you ignorant cunt.Havana Sugar King wrote:You're a moron that doesn't understand how and why legislation works. You are a knuckle dragging, slack jawed, mouth breathing, Troglodyte, that wants to scream "I got my RIIIIIGHTS...." but in the meantime, educated, involved, savvy people are working all around you establishing how YOU are going to live your life. Keep crying about your rights, loser. Until you figure out the rules of the game, we're gonna keep taking them away from you.
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Epic.Havana Sugar King wrote:...billions of taxpayer dollars does go to healthcare.
...It makes you look even dumber...
Don't stop, you're on a roll.
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Havana Sugar King wrote:I never said taxpayers were going to pay anything.
Wow, this tard flip flops worse than John Kerry. "I voted against any new taxes before I voted for them".The truth of the matter is that billions of taxpayer dollars does go to healthcare.
Just an awesome job of self plungering. And the funniest thing is, Cabana Booger Boy thinks he's landing hay makers left and right.
Well shit, Mace... I guess he sure as fuck told you what's up.That's a fact, idiot, so don't beat your chest. It makes you look even dumber because ultimately, you're still fucking wrong.
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I'm very amused by the spelling/grammar/semantics smack that you idiots are reduced to relying on. But the fact still remains. Smokers are a fucking drain on our health care system and society. You and your yellow teeth and and stained fingers pulverizing your keyboards w your stupid ass cigarette dangling from your lips trying to detract from every fact is comical. I'm laughing at you justifying being a fucking moron. This is the exact reason I don't feel sympathy for gasping, dying life long smokers. It's your fucking arrogance and expression of self entitlement.Mace wrote:Well, which is it, dumbass??? First you say smoker "consume tax dollars", then you say "I never said taxpayers were going to pay anything", and then, finally (or is it?), you say that "billions of tax dollars goes to healthcare". Well, make up your fucking mind, will ya?Havana Sugar King wrote: The truth of the matter is that billions of taxpayer dollars does go to healthcare. That's a fact, idiot, so don't beat your chest. It makes you look even dumber because ultimately, you're still fucking wrong.
At the very least, you can't be "fucking wrong" when you're covering both ends of the discussion....or can you? Right or wrong, you're certainly showing your colors as a smackless fucking tard. Way to go.
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I hear a cigarette goes grrrrrrrreat right after sexing up your bitch.
Fire up, Mace.
Fire up, Mace.
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That car door you heard slam shut out in your driveway is Paul.Mace wrote:I prefer making a peanut butter sandwich after such activities......tonight I think I'll have two.
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I love this. You are like that tweeker/junky/loser that we all have have to deal with. I can spot you from a mile away. You're scattered and always fucked up. You never have a ride, you need to borrow my cell phone, you want a burn a copy of my cd, you need $. You're that fucker that always has a sob story but there's always a big gaping hole that might implicate you. You're on this board and raging w righteousness but you don't really say anything. You just call people names and claim you got over. You probably don't even pay for your smokes. You just bum them. That's my favorite smoker attribute. The ability to just bum smokes.Mace wrote:
What "spelling/grammar/semantics smack" are you talking about? Why don't you explain once and for all whether smokers are "consuming tax dollars" and that "billions of tax dollars are going to healthcare" or, as you've also stated, "I never said taxpayers were going to pay anything". Those are direct quotes, dumbfuck, and there's no "spelling/grammar/semantics smack" involved. Just explain your statements, asshole, or shut the fuck up. On second thought, I don't need your explanation....just shut the fuck up, tardX.
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I got a pm that implies you smoke cock. Would you like to respond to that?Mace wrote:LOL! That's one astute observation, TardX. Not really. The funny thing is, TardX, is that you don't know just how funny.Havana Sugar King wrote: I love this. You are like that tweeker/junky/loser that we all have have to deal with. I can spot you from a mile away. You're scattered and always fucked up. You never have a ride, you need to borrow my cell phone, you want a burn a copy of my cd, you need $. You're that fucker that always has a sob story but there's always a big gaping hole that might implicate you.
Pretty much. Probably because, unlike you, I can't articulate an argument in a clear and convincing fashion and, because of that, I'm really jealous of your mad Obama-like skills. Really, I am. You're the bomb, TardX, and I'd have to say you're the favorite to win the 2008 smackoff.You're on this board and raging w righteousness but you don't really say anything.
Feel free to check it out, but I think the name callin' thing kinda goes with this being a smack board. And, for the record, I don't think I've been claiming to get over on you in this thread because, well, in this particular case, that's kind of a Marcus Allen thing.You just call people names and claim you got over.
Can't you get anything right? I don't smoke. Remember?You probably don't even pay for your smokes. You just bum them. That's my favorite smoker attribute. The ability to just bum smokes.
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yet here you are sticking up for smokers and their right to fire up.....Mace wrote:
Can't you get anything right? I don't smoke. Remember?
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absolutely......I now abhor cigs, but will fight for smokers rights to incinerate their lungs......Mace wrote:Sure, shouldn't we all be doing that?Felix wrote:yet here you are sticking up for smokers and their right to fire up.....Mace wrote:
Can't you get anything right? I don't smoke. Remember?
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frankly I just don't see why I should care......
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Actually, asshole, anyone reading this thread w the reading skills of a fourth grader can see that you are a senseless half wit. Jumping in a thread and dumping the "cunt" and "douchebag" blasts lost it's novelty after about the first 10 minutes I logged onto the internet back in the 90s. You're already a tired cliche. That aside, I'm laughing at your hillbilly thought process. You are so fucking stupid blind w your hayseed comprehension of your constitutional rights that you can't understand or even regard simple cause and effect. What's better for your community? Everybody's right to smoke? Or small business being able to provide health care coverage to employees? Most people w even an elementary understanding of socio-economics know that an employment provider is central to any community. Mace is an idiot and doesn't understand the implication of small business getting rolled. Keep fighting, Mace. You're the dumb mother fucker that will vote against raising property taxes but then can't understand why your neighborhood went to shit.Mace wrote:Sure, shouldn't we all be doing that?Felix wrote:yet here you are sticking up for smokers and their right to fire up.....Mace wrote:
Can't you get anything right? I don't smoke. Remember?
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Hey, Sugar Queen, you might not want to presume to speak for anyone else here, because I think you're an idiot. The reading skills of a fourth grader seem like a good match for your reasoning skills. And I got a pm that implies you molest little boys.
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I would never speak for you. That would mean I would have to point and grunt.Goober McTuber wrote:Hey, Sugar Queen, you might not want to presume to speak for anyone else here, because I think you're an idiot. The reading skills of a fourth grader seem like a good match for your reasoning skills. And I got a pm that implies you molest little boys.
Oh, and you should really consider cancelling your NAMBLA newsletter.
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8 years of reading his posts imply that you're wrong.Mace is an idiot
I just got a pm implying that you should lift with your legs, not your back.
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Hell, 8 minutes of reading this thread is all it takes.PSUFAN wrote: 8 years of reading his posts imply that you're wrong.
I think the smackoff started early and Mace scored a unanimous decision. Actually, it was a 1st round knockout, but Sugar Queen (nice one Goobs) is still twitching on the mat too dense to even realize it.
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IKYABWAI. Might be time to change your nic to Kansas City Sugar King, tard.Havana Sugar King wrote:I would never speak for you. That would mean I would have to point and grunt.Goober McTuber wrote:Hey, Sugar Queen, you might not want to presume to speak for anyone else here, because I think you're an idiot. The reading skills of a fourth grader seem like a good match for your reasoning skills. And I got a pm that implies you molest little boys.
Oh, and you should really consider cancelling your NAMBLA newsletter.
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Sugar King's cover was knocked off a few pages ago.War Wagon wrote:Let me know when that plan starts working out for you.Havana Sugar King wrote:I'll be running this place in no time.
When a meatball of a declaration like that gets made from a self-important twit like yourself, it usually doesn't take long before half the board starts taking batting practice.
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Don't be a moron, 88. There's a big difference between breathing and eating. Your lungs aren't connected to your colon, Bill Nye. Unless you're breathing coffee & pepsi shut the heck up.88 wrote:Boil off a pot of coffee sometime and see what kind of black shit remains. Same thing for soda pop. Hell, for that matter, take your favorite food, put it in a pot and cook it until nothing but a sticky, ashy residue is left. It's a bullshit test.
And a lot of the smoke and crap flowing through that bottle is processed out in the bubbles. If you don't believe me, take a drag on a cig and blow into a straw with the other end in soapy water. Look at how much smoke is trapped in the bubbles. Water isn't a perfect filter but it effectively illustrates the nature of tar in cigarettes.And a large portion of the smoke and crap that is inhaled is exhaled back out.
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Dammit, RB! We finally got HSK to slink away and you had to go and bump this 7 page topic back up to the top? :brad:
Next time send a PM, fucker. :D
Next time send a PM, fucker. :D
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Oh crap. I didn't even realize this was seven pages long. I don't pay much attention sometimes. Has 88 been thoroughly ripped for being an idiot already? If so, I'm sorry for bringing it bavck up.
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Generally, no. But the assbreathers on this board may beg to differ.Rootbeer wrote:Your lungs aren't connected to your colon
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Dangit, Smackie. Quit bumping this up to the top of the page! Next time send a PM to OCMike, dammit.
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Anyone got a light?
Torch this shithole before that submarining freak Tekulve gets in here.
Torch this shithole before that submarining freak Tekulve gets in here.
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Great. So now all of the shitty .net baseball trolls are coming over?