with apologies to Dan Vogel

[War Wagon]

Eclipses are cool but this was way more interesting.

Rack the Aegis missile that hit paydirt.

That oughta' show them dirty Chinese who's boss.

Quick and clean.

[smackaholic]

Yeah, those little yellow bastards are crying...... with joy.

I'm sure they got quite a bit of useful data from this little exercise which we blabbed about to the entire fukking planet for some time now.

We should have knocked that fuking thing out THEN announced to everyone what we did. Gawd, what fukking morons we have running the gubmint/military these days.

One other thing. That was a low orbit satellite. Low orbit satelites are not geo stationary. Seems to me that we coulda bitchslapped it somewhere with a bit more privacy, but, I am sure some fukking do gooder dweeb said "let's do it over the north pacific. it'll be safer".

When are we gonna wake the fukk up to what's going on with the chinks? Oh well, atleast we still got our boycott with that other commie menace, Cuba.

[PSUFAN]

When Dan comes to, tell him I'm not sorry.

[Charles De Mar]

Yeah, those little yellow bastards are crying...... with joy.

I'm sure they got quite a bit of useful data from this little exercise which we blabbed about to the entire fukking planet for some time now.

We should have knocked that fuking thing out THEN announced to everyone what we did. Gawd, what fukking morons we have running the gubmint/military these days.

One other thing. That was a low orbit satellite. Low orbit satelites are not geo stationary. Seems to me that we coulda bitchslapped it somewhere with a bit more privacy, but, I am sure some fukking do gooder dweeb said "let's do it over the north pacific. it'll be safer".

When are we gonna wake the fukk up to what's going on with the chinks? Oh well, atleast we still got our boycott with that other commie menace, Cuba.

Are you ireconciliably retarded or do you work on this type of stupidity as a natural gift?

I mean, you're just making shit up, embarrassingly I might add....you stupid fucker, the satellites main processor failed immediately after launch and was unable to be boosted up to its real trajectory. That was acknowledged the DAY of said event. Whether it was geosynchronous or not was never the point.....

It's been looping into lower and lower orbital heights because of the failed processor and was doomed to re-entry because of this.

THAT is why it had a full complement of internal booster fuel on board.

THAT is why, like your fetid cock, it never worked even once when called from ground control.

THAT is why a mutli-billion dollar spy satellite just got treated like a used F-150 in a Alabamatucky gunshow.

What other 'important' shit don't you know?