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It's a complete clusterfuck. I am trying to restore order. Thank you in advance for your patience.
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By clusterfuck, he means that the judges who have voted have been unanym... errr, uninimau... errr in total agreement, btw.
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Where did you get that sweet smoking jacket?
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PrimeX wrote:Where did you get that sweet smoking jacket?
Easy, Princess. Your contest will start soon enough.
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Good Luck Biggie, We're all counting on you!
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Who can I paypal to insure that I get over on Jay in Fucktard?
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Not enough money in the bank for that one Chas.

Now stop crying little boy.

It's unbecoming.


And yet, funny as hell.

For all the wrong reasons.


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Jay in Phoenix wrote:Not enough money in the bank for that one Chas.

Now stop crying little boy.

It's unbecoming.


And yet, funny as hell.

For all the wrong reasons.


Jay

Meh., that's the role I played on 'nut...
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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Charles De Mar wrote:
Meh., that's the role I played on 'nut...
So who are you on the nut?
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Jeff in SD wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:
Meh., that's the role I played on 'nut...
So who are you on the nut?

he isnt from the nut
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he does have similar posting styles though compared to some of the fags we have to deal with.
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Charles De Mar wrote:Who can I paypal to insure that I get over on Jay in Fucktard?

Paypal? PAYPAL? See if you can arrange lapdances from J Alba for me and the judges to take place BEFORE ROUND 2 BEGINS - as an opening gesture of good will...then we'll talk

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Cam wrote:
Jeff in SD wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:
Meh., that's the role I played on 'nut...
So who are you on the nut?

he isnt from the nut



your fear is palpable.
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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PSUFAN wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:Who can I paypal to insure that I get over on Jay in Fucktard?

Paypal? PAYPAL? See if you can arrange lapdances from J Alba for me and the judges to take place BEFORE ROUND 2 BEGINS - as an opening gesture of good will...then we'll talk

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We have tabbed 11 of 14 winners. 3 matches still too close to call, then we vote on wild cards. Not going to be final today, methinks.
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Biggie wrote:3 matches still too close to call...
Would spamming this thread with pics like the one above influence any of the judges?

Who was it that said if you aren't cheating, you aren't trying?
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Good Luck Biggie, We're all counting on you!
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Attention Judges
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We're making some real headway. :meds:

We have now crowned 12 winners, one match is tied 3-3 (Dog yet to vote) and one is 3-2 (Cuda and Dog yet to vote).

Theoretically, after we finish that up, we can move on to reviewing Festergate and selecting wild cards, although at least one judge won't be voting until late this evening.

I've already started drinking, which may or may not help move things forward.
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Good Luck Biggie, We're all counting on you!
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Just make sure the fix gets put in, got it?? At all costs, T1B must prevail!!!!!!!















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Headhunter wrote:Good Luck Biggie, We're all counting on you!
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