I guess that makes me a prophet too

[Dinsdale]

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A much more reasonable explaination of biblical events.

[Dinsdale]

Dude... you ever read the Bible?


They were definitely trippin balls.


Like God doesn't have better things to do than set shrubbery on fire and teach snakes how to talk.


Seems a more reasonable explaination to me. To wit: When I've really gone yard on the headdies, I've seen all kinds of mysterious burning shit, I've had some pretty in-depth conversations with both wild flora and fauna, and in fact have led a group of followers through the desert, and more than once I've come up with a really swell set of rules we should all live by.


Moses and his cronies do it, they're immortalized and shrines are built in their honor, and they still talk about it 2000 years later. When I equal their feats, they throw me in detox.


I should have been born 2000 years earlier.

[Diogenes]

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