Why the fuck are judges posting in the Peanut Gallery thread

[SaladTosser]

? What a cluster fuck this whole thing is. People signing up then dropping out, trolls being allowed entry, judges not posting picks in an even REMOTELY timely fashion, and now judges actually posting in the Peanut Gallery threads. Jesus, the fuck?

Maybe nobody understands or remembers that many of the participants actually put a lot of time and effort into this stupid shit in an attempt to entertain the tard masses. The organizers of this debacle have put time in an ATTEMPT to make it tard proof. It's fun for a lot of old school posters who have been a part of this for years.

NOW, in a Peanut Gallery thread, you'll find brilliance such as this being posted by supposed non-partisan judges;

Holy Fuck, KN came out swinging. Little does he know that a certain judge :ahem: could slip a pic of KN to Headhunter, so his wytching skilz could be used.

Sweet insider info, you fucking ass wipe. Dude, HH is a world-class smacker from the days when you and your ilk had yet discovered that you could slow "internet-funny" by simply ...... well ....... participating. What you did with that post could have been the equivalent of handing a full-grown man a pair of over-sized panties, a camera, a mirror and a dose of bad decision. Hey, I noticed that your name is Dog and that your avatar is a picture of a dog.

I want to give negative points to JSC for theiving my epoch troll bus wytch... booooooooooooo.

Oh and the pic of Jesse and the hot chick he brought to our Super Bowl party.

One one hand, this one doesn't know any better. This fat bitch has about as much business judging a smackoff as she does a Lean Cuisine taste-off. OWNING a board is far easier than pwning a board. Sure, you and MigiBrow pay $9.99 a month to make friends, I get it. Feel poorly for you that you don't.

To summarize; these two dumb fucks couldn't tell a solid smack from a hyper drive emoticon posting button. Initially, I was a fan of selecting one judge from each board. You know, in fairness to all participants and what such. At this point, moving forward, I'd be in favor of selecting judges who don't fucking suck at all off this.

[RevLimiter]

Lighten up, Francis.

[Brock in Va Beach]

I'm gonna go ahead and rack ST on this one.

[SaladTosser]

Lighten up, Francis.

We agree.

Sin,

the seven emoticons in your sig

[Mister Bushice]

At this point, moving forward, I'd be in favor of selecting judges who don't fucking suck at all off this.

I'd pick romanian judges. They are usually fair, except in gymnastics and figure skating.

[poptart]

One one hand, this one doesn't know any better. This fat bitch has about as much business judging a smackoff as she does a Lean Cuisine taste-off.

[Ana Ng]

Lighten up, Francis.

Srsly though, what's the thought process behind "7" laughing emoticons?


Like, was there EVER a possibility of an "8th" one........or is it just "crazy speak" at that point?

[KC Scott]

DC went Hiroshima with the first post - Freaking hilarious

[Goober McTuber]

Rack the Tosser. Though anyone familiar with Dog’s work knows that he’s a certified tard, and it’s only fair that the tard demographic be represented in the judging.

[Dog]

Its amazingly tragic that Goobs would jump on the bandwagon here, completely incapable of forming a thought of his own. Early onset Alzheimer's is a bitch, so he gets by.

As for the pic of KN. The dude knows me, and I'm pretty sure he knows that I'd never, ever do that to him. So you didn't like the post, ignore it, dumbass.

Thanks. I'll continue posting in the peanut gallery.

[Charles De Mar]

Its amazingly tragic that Goobs would jump on the bandwagon here, completely incapable of forming a thought of his own. Early onset Alzheimer's is a bitch, so he gets by.

As for the pic of KN. The dude knows me, and I'm pretty sure he knows that I'd never, ever do that to him. So you didn't like the post, ignore it, dumbass.

Thanks. I'll continue posting in the peanut gallery.

Soon, stucknut's forum will be nothing but cocks, cunts and pron that even Chatsworth hasn't dreamed of yet.

It's coming asshole.

Make your time.

[Dog]

Too late.

We already have Brock, Angie and the Frisky Kitty.

[Charles De Mar]

Too late.

We already have Brock, Angie and the Frisky Kitty.

You're gonna wake up one day and have nothing to do.....

[Dog]

You're gonna wake up one day and have nothing to do.....

That'd be nice. I can't wait.

[Goober McTuber]

Its amazingly tragic that Goobs would jump on the bandwagon here, completely incapable of forming a thought of his own.

Tragic for you, maybe. I ain’t jumping on no bandwagon either. You know damn well that I’ve previously pointed out what a complete tard you are.

[Charles De Mar]

Its amazingly tragic that Goobs would jump on the bandwagon here, completely incapable of forming a thought of his own.

Tragic for you, maybe. I ain’t jumping on no bandwagon either. You know damn well that I’ve previously pointed out what a complete tard you are.

You're like this board's background noise. Nobody listens and everyones annoyed at your subtle and very annoying hiss.

[Ana Ng]

Soon, stucknut's forum will be nothing but cocks, cunts and pron that even Chatsworth hasn't dreamed of yet.

It's coming asshole. Make your time.

Too late.

We already have Brock, Angie and the Frisky Kitty.

FUCK!



Rack. I guess.

[Goober McTuber]

Its amazingly tragic that Goobs would jump on the bandwagon here, completely incapable of forming a thought of his own.

Tragic for you, maybe. I ain’t jumping on no bandwagon either. You know damn well that I’ve previously pointed out what a complete tard you are.

You're like this board's background noise. Nobody listens and everyones annoyed at your subtle and very annoying hiss.

You're like the turd in this board's punchbowl. Give YumYum the day off: go fuck yourself.

[Charles De Mar]

You're like the turd in this board's punchbowl. Give YumYum the day off: go fuck yourself.

Well done, for your next trick roll over...

[Cuda]

Lighten up, Francis.

Srsly though, what's the thought process behind "7" laughing emoticons?


Like, was there EVER a possibility of an "8th" one........or is it just "crazy speak" at that point?

That would leave a huge bruise on any normal intellect, but I'm afraid it sailed cleanly over Paul's head- btw

[Ana Ng]

Ya.

I shoulda posted it in the form of a cheeseburger.

[orcinus]

Ya.

I shoulda posted it in the form of a cheeseburger.

The smack is strong in this one.

[RevLimiter]

Its amazingly tragic that Goobs would jump on the bandwagon here, completely incapable of forming a thought of his own.

Tragic for you, maybe. I ain’t jumping on no bandwagon either. You know damn well that I’ve previously pointed out what a complete tard you are.

You're like this board's background noise. Nobody listens and everyones annoyed at your subtle and very annoying hiss.

Rack the troll.

[RevLimiter]

Ya.

I shoulda posted it in the form of a cheeseburger.

No, I chose to ignore your sheer stupidity. You know, like SO many others do.

The "smack" is indeed NON-EXISTANT in this one.

[orcinus]

The "smack" is indeed NON-EXISTANT in this one.

Paul, you uh ... oh, hell. Never mind.

I just broke my own rule.

[Brock in Va Beach]

Ya.

I shoulda posted it in the form of a cheeseburger.

No, I chose to ignore your sheer stupidity. You know, like SO many others do.

The "smack" is indeed NON-EXISTANT in this one.

I like how lardass comes with a "you don't have any smack" and follows it up only with a flipping off smiley.

Nice retort, fucko, thanks for showing us what real smack is.

[Ana Ng]

The "smack" is indeed NON-EXISTANT in this one.

Seeing as your idea of "smack" is the sound your chins make when you cough, I'm gonna hafta agree with you.

I like how lardass comes with a "you don't have any smack" and follows it up only with a flipping off smiley.

Just be thankful it wasn't 7 of them.

[SaladTosser]

RACK c_u. Awesome.

[Goober McTuber]

Rack the troll.

Rack c_u for shaming KFC Paul into removing 6 of his 7 smilies and both of his shrunken testicles.