if you had 5 weeks to live, what would you do?

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:27 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:That was more than spelling smack, you ignorant tard.

No it wasn't you illiterate fuckhead.

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:52 am

Charles De Mar wrote:wow spelling smak on a yiddish word....what's the ruling on this one?

Gibberish is not a Yiddish word.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:10 am

Mike the Lab Rat wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:wow spelling smak on a yiddish word....what's the ruling on this one?
Gibberish is not a Yiddish word.

Whatever, Pierick.

dotdotdot · Post by **dotdotdot** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:33 am

Guys, quit the bickering, a man is dying.
I think we all should sign a "get well soon" card and send it to Mr. Swayze.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:21 am

Hey Ryan,

I was in the store the other day and saw that fucked up Budweiser/Clamato thing and started cracking up because of your story and you actually bought one and tested it for the board.

It was on the top rack above the Keystone Light. So I knew it was high quality. We're talkin' "the shit" aren't we?

dotdotdot · Post by **dotdotdot** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:33 am

I guess you could call it top shelf or something.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:36 am

dotdotdot wrote:I guess you could call it top shelf or something.

I think it would be proper to call it an "Upper Decker." I'm sure you are familiar with that anyway.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:08 am

dotdotdot wrote:Guys, quit the bickering, a man is dying.
I think we all should sign a "get well soon" card and send it to Mr. Swayze.

Either that, or send a card to his hair. Whoops, sorry.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:22 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:That was more than spelling smack, you ignorant tard.
No it wasn't you illiterate fuckhead.

Yes it was, you blithering fucktard. We had already documented your struggles with the English language, and you noted that English appeared as jibberish/gibberish to you. You can argue with my point of view, say my "smack" isn't really "smack", criticize me for having to have the last word, or whatever, but you'll be hard-pressed to find many grammatical or sentence structure errors in my posts. English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:26 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: but you'll be hard-pressed to find many grammatical or sentence structure errors in my posts.

who gives a fuck?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:27 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:You can argue with my point of view, say my "smack" isn't really "smack", criticize me for having to have the last word, or whatever, but you'll be hard-pressed to find many grammatical or sentence structure errors in my posts.

When running sentence-structure-smack, it's probably a good idea to put the comma on the correct side of the quotation marks.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:32 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You can argue with my point of view, say my "smack" isn't really "smack", criticize me for having to have the last word, or whatever, but you'll be hard-pressed to find many grammatical or sentence structure errors in my posts.
When running sentence-structure-smack, it's probably a good idea to put the comma on the correct side of the quotation marks.

You may be an ace at grammar, but your understanding of semantics rivals Whitey's.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:16 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:That was more than spelling smack, you ignorant tard.
No it wasn't you illiterate fuckhead.
Yes it was, you blithering fucktard. We had already documented your struggles with the English language, and you noted that English appeared as jibberish/gibberish to you. You can argue with my point of view, say my "smack" isn't really "smack", criticize me for having to have the last word, or whatever, but you'll be hard-pressed to find many grammatical or sentence structure errors in my posts. English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

Your a Wikipedia-like index of how to kick you own ass without even trying.

fuckhead.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:57 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You can argue with my point of view, say my "smack" isn't really "smack", criticize me for having to have the last word, or whatever, but you'll be hard-pressed to find many grammatical or sentence structure errors in my posts.

When running sentence-structure-smack, it's probably a good idea to put the comma on the correct side of the quotation marks.

We've done this before. There's authorities that come down on both sides of that argument. I enjoy putting the comma or period outside of the quotation marks because it seems to truly irritate you. If you want me to hook you up with links and stuff, you'll have to wait till Monday.

And what you're pointing at is not sentence structure, it's punctuation. Tell me you knew.

Wait, don't bother.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:04 am

kill you

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