Name my Band
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The Little Rubber Band
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cause it's a funny read.
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We have done a few exercises like this in our house for our kid's hypothetical band, and it has nothing to do with any kind of music but this name always comes up because it makes us laugh...
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Here’s some that are already taken:
http://www.indieville.com/funnybandnames.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
There’s a ton of actual band names here, some funny some not so much so:
http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/q ... yband.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
That’s where I found these:
Temporary Darkening of the Stool
Adventures in Shrubbery
Rumplforskin
Here’s some that are already taken:
http://www.indieville.com/funnybandnames.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
There’s a ton of actual band names here, some funny some not so much so:
http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/q ... yband.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
That’s where I found these:
Temporary Darkening of the Stool
Adventures in Shrubbery
Rumplforskin
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Random Youtube Links to strangers I've never met because I want to be in a band but dont' know a F# from a G.
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Why don't you go ahead and get a clue? Then get fucked.Sirfindafold wrote:RUSH
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The Poslusznys
The Mike Backer Experience
Uncle Shabaz and the Flying Doobies
The Mike Backer Experience
Uncle Shabaz and the Flying Doobies
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Ron Mexico and the Kennel Boys
Mark Chmura and the Prom Dates
The Davenport Laundry Baskets
Shawn Kemp and the Baker's Dozen (in case you guys decide to go orchestral at some point)
Mark Chmura and the Prom Dates
The Davenport Laundry Baskets
Shawn Kemp and the Baker's Dozen (in case you guys decide to go orchestral at some point)
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RACK IT! EKLHART'S FINESTDC Smackmaster wrote:Shawn Kemp and the Baker's Dozen (in case you guys decide to go orchestral at some point)
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Lots of band subtitles for that one.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: The Mike Backer Experience
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Done
The Cabin Boyz
Had
Incontinent and The Exploding Prostates
Yellow up Front, Brown up Back
Flaccid
The Cabin Boyz
Had
Incontinent and The Exploding Prostates
Yellow up Front, Brown up Back
Flaccid
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Begging for Responses to this Thread Band.
That one may be taken, though..............
That one may be taken, though..............
What were we just talking about?
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As for band names, go with:
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Now we're fucking talking.socal wrote:Peedro
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You should appreciate this - Ed Crawford (EdFROMOHIO of fIREHOSE) palyed here in the 'burgh last Sat. His last song was a cover of History Lesson - Part II. He skipped the line about coming up from Peeeedro. Afterward I talked to him and scolded him for skipping it...pretty funny.
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I finally got a chance to watch "We Jam Econo". Gotta say that though their story was interesting, most of their early music was damn near unlistenable to the point where I recalled the great John Bartles line about alternative bands.PSUFAN wrote:Now we're fucking talking.socal wrote:Peedro
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You should appreciate this - Ed Crawford (EdFROMOHIO of fIREHOSE) palyed here in the 'burgh last Sat. His last song was a cover of History Lesson - Part II. He skipped the line about coming up from Peeeedro. Afterward I talked to him and scolded him for skipping it...pretty funny.
As they evolved, you could start to see the genesis of something more musically aware. Things like melody and chord changes. And then their singer/guitarist died.John Bartles wrote:Alternative? Alternative to what?
It's too bad. They might have been huge had they just had more time to grow.
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The band was named Quivering Mustard Tufts.
Not really.
Not really.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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Since Stryper has been taken.....
Will play for beer
No-hit wonders
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PSU and his technicolor skivvies.
No cash for charmin
Shift of wit.
The cunning runts.
Will play for beer
No-hit wonders
No Chance
PSU and his technicolor skivvies.
No cash for charmin
Shift of wit.
The cunning runts.
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