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Revealed by Moonbats: Spitzer Framed to Hide Truth About 9/11
The awful truth about Eliot Spitzer's downfall has been revealed by the probing journalists at WhatDoesItMean.com:

Reports consuming the US propaganda media organs and political elite today are centering upon the charges leveled against the Governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer […] who is said to have paid for the services of a high priced prostitute.
FSB reports circulating in the Kremlin today, however, point to a much more sinister effort behind the toppling of Governor Spitzer as he had just begun a new probe into Larry Silverstein, the owner of the World Trade Center brought down in the September 11, 2001 attacks upon the US, and the Bush Families Carlyle Group.
The rest is hard to follow, but it appears Bush, Wall Street capitalists, and the "media elite" conspired together to destroy Spitzer with phony charges, lest he reveal their insidious schemes, which have something to do with the secret truth behind the atrocities of 9/11. At least there's no mention of satanic cyborgs from Dimension 7.

The first moonbat to comment on this story at Democratic Underground opines:

MIHOP 9-11, and Spitzer was on to them. Believe it.
(MIHOP means "Made It Happen on Purpose"; i.e., President Bush and/or Karl Rove blew up the World Trade Center.)

Another squeaks:

Reralistically, in Bu*hworld, any enemy of the fascist state can be destroyed through devised or altered technology, without possibility of recourse.
But even among the DUmmies, this one was hard to swallow.

THE Conspiracy is bigger than any of us ever thought!

[Uncle Fester]

The real conspiracy is figuring out what they did with his teeth.

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