Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

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I can just see the personal ad now...

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That stinks
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So she's got a new shitter, so what.

Imagine how the guy with the leaky anus and three legs feels now.
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Mister Bushice wrote:So she's got a new shitter, so what.

Imagine how the guy with the leaky anus and three legs feels now.

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I could use a new anus.

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Fox News all over a story about someone getting a new anus?

Naaah. Too easy.
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I wouldn't exactly call 4 sentences as "being all over it," but Rupert Murdock editors are pretty much trained to sniff out any story with the word "anus" in it, no matter how small.

My favorite part of the story is the ad on the side for "Best Health Blogs." First one reads "Fit Tip: Get sleek and sexy calf muscles"
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I'd twist one off in it :twisted:
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RadioFan wrote:First one reads "Fit Tip: Get sleek and sexy calf muscles"
I wouldn't call them sleek, but they certainly are sexy. War the OC family calves.
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Let's think about this for a second. Most OR procedures these days get marked with a sharpie---
like "Yes" and "No". So the "No" was on the leg and the "Yes" was on the anus ??
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Wolfman wrote:So the "No" was on the leg and the "Yes" was on the anus ??
Sounds like our last Friday of every month party when we play "Operation".

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Wolfman wrote:Let's think about this for a second. Most OR procedures these days get marked with a sharpie---
like "Yes" and "No". So the "No" was on the leg and the "Yes" was on the anus ??
I've had three surgeries since 2003 (I'm a mess...I know :lol:) and all three times, at two different hospitals, they handed ME the Sharpie and asked ME to put a big "X" on the body part they would be operating on. Not really sure how hospitals can continually fuck this up, as there's an easy $.50 fix for the problem.
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OCmike wrote:
RadioFan wrote:First one reads "Fit Tip: Get sleek and sexy calf muscles"
I wouldn't call them sleek, but they certainly are sexy. War the OC family calves.
You got nothin' on Mikey's sleek sexy calves...

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So the woman now has one leg and an additional anus where the old leg used to be?

Is this what happened to the poster who calls herself, "Women-animal?"

-UF, seeking clarification.
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