Reschedule the final four?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:33 pm

Do we need to postpone this round?

Velo hasn't logged in since Wednesday the 12th. He probably doesn't know he's moved on.
DC hasn't logged on since Sunday the 16th, and just moved.
Today is Good Friday, and a get away day for a lot of people traveling for Easter.

Do we want to put this off until middle of next week? I'd rather see the battles than have this thing fizzle out at the end (Like every other smack-off)

Judges? Participants? I'd vote reschedule if anyone cares.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:57 pm

I'm working on some stuff as we speak, but I'm all for rescheduling. Tonight being a Friday, a holiday, and with the NCAA Tourney on, most people won't be near a computer.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:06 pm

I hear ya, Mgo. I'm ready to go, but if the other two esteemed gentlemen don't show, a hearty "Fuck Velo and DC" would be a solid enough blast to win. I'd like to think there is greater entertainment value to be mined.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:19 pm

How about we take your spots and declare ourselves the winners.

Sin,
Fandango & Kid Nashville

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:39 pm

I have a long, drawn-out opinion on this, but I'm short on time.

In short, a postponement is cool by me, under the circumstances. My .02.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:05 pm

Make sure you run it by Y2K.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:09 pm

That shit's beneath me.

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:24 pm

Seems like a lot of trouble. Why don't we just tell you who wins?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:26 pm

Can I get my "Fuck Velo" blast in before you do, so I'll at least have some basis to complain?

fix · Post by **fix** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:49 pm

How about we just extend it until 3-30 and hope the alliance doesn't have any plans for this place before then.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:54 pm

I see no reason to limit the time haymakers can be landed by this group. Heck, velo might have finished his photoshop course by then!

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:12 pm

I like the extension idea better.

Midnight Tuesday? Wednesday?

How long does it take DC to unload his fucking fertilizer anyways?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:24 pm

The Whistle is Screaming wrote:How about we take your spots and declare ourselves the winners.

Sin,
Fandango & Kid Nashville

RACK!

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:11 pm

Biggie wrote:Seems like a lot of trouble. Why don't we just tell you who wins?

I was this } { close to voting for TWiS in the last round, because jews don't take Good Friday off.

Miss Conduct · Post by **Miss Conduct** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:12 pm

I'd be fine with postponing it. My boss is on vacation all next week and I'll be able to log in more regularly.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:29 pm

Ok, I'll reset the start and end times later today.

Midnight Tuesday to midnight Thursday sound OK? (that's 11:59 p.m. for you, Biggie)

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:37 pm

Sounds good to me.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:39 pm

Yep.

Off to the bar for beer and basketball.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:28 am

Why not cancel due to a lack of interest, or anything interesting.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:58 am

Because it's not reindeer season.

scottysixx · Post by **scottysixx** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:56 am

you should just call me teh winner and that should do it :D

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:34 pm

Good call Hoontah!

My 'puter is in storage, the DoD won't let me access my hotmail from work, forget about this cesspool!!

I would like to see scotty take my place so mgo gets an opponent and I'm sure scotty will put more effort into it than I will be able to. scotty was the rightful owner of this spot anyway, imo. My schedule could absolutely cause me to no show if I get hit with mandatory OT again on Wed.

Sorry, Shitbirds, there's only so many hoops I'll jump through to win this and calling in sick or giving up 24hrs of OT isn't gonna be one of 'em!!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:43 pm

Jerkovich wrote:Why not cancel due to a lack of interest, or anything interesting.

Jerknic,

why would you be in this forum if you had no interest in it? Are you simply inviting plungers to court your colon? Are you an Ass Debutante?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:55 pm

DC - haul that bitch outta storage and get yourself logged on. Make it happen!

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:38 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:Are you simply inviting plungers to court your colon? Are you an Ass Debutante?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:01 pm

PSUFAN wrote: Are you simply inviting plungers to court your colon? Are you an Ass Debutante?

As much as I HATE to do it, I'll go ahead & RACK PUSFAN.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:48 pm

I do it because I know the gaggle of gayness on this board is nothing butt a bunch of one trick ponies. I laugh my ass off at your lame ass replies. Sorry that you don't get it yet.

Y2K and I really have great yucks at your expense. Thanks for the chance to laugh at tards. :wink:

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:53 pm

Some really smart guy suggested limiting this thing before it ever began......

I think he even mentioned that dragging out into multiple rounds would result in limpussmackius and dropusoutosis

On the plus side, the round loser melts have been entertaining

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:38 am

Jerkovich wrote:I do it because I know the gaggle of gayness on this board is nothing butt a bunch of one trick ponies. I laugh my ass off at your lame ass replies. Sorry that you don't get it yet.

Y2K and I really have great yucks at your expense. Thanks for the chance to laugh at tards. :wink:

Swallow the business end of a sawed-off shotgun and pull the trigger.

TIA

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:43 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:I do it because I know the gaggle of gayness on this board is nothing butt a bunch of one trick ponies. I laugh my ass off at your lame ass replies. Sorry that you don't get it yet.

Y2K and I really have great yucks at your expense. Thanks for the chance to laugh at tards. :wink:
Swallow the business end of a sawed-off shotgun and pull the trigger.

TIA

How cute, Gruben Tuber's apprentice attempts- swing & miss.

Tard doesn't rate. :paul:

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:49 pm

Jerkovich wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:I do it because I know the gaggle of gayness on this board is nothing butt a bunch of one trick ponies. I laugh my ass off at your lame ass replies. Sorry that you don't get it yet.

Y2K and I really have great yucks at your expense. Thanks for the chance to laugh at tards. :wink:
Swallow the business end of a sawed-off shotgun and pull the trigger.

TIA
How cute, Gruben Tuber's apprentice attempts- swing & miss.

Tard doesn't rate. :paul:

Looks like the shit troll doesn't take constructive criticism very well. Shocking.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:16 pm

Y2K and I really have great yucks at your expense

Jesus, what is it with you Fresno guys? Are you sewed at the waist or something? You guys have sleep overs and make popcorn?

Fucking weird.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:21 am

Y2K and I really have great yucks at your expense.

To have them at my expense, you'd have to have them publicly...like on this board, for example. Chuckles and emotes via the AOL Prayer Chatline don't count, imbecile.

That was pretty slick, though...when Y2K signed up for the smackoff, and then found better things to do when he was paired up with me. Yep, you guys sure showed me.

Or...when the reindeer stamped you several new mudholes, and you left a little bloody stool on cupid's hoof...yep, you sure showed 'em.

No wonder the Central Valley is prized for its cauliflower heads...you guys are yearly prizewinners.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:51 pm

Jerkovich wrote:Y2K and I really have great yucks at your expense.

Do you two hold hands while you post? Is AP jealous?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:13 pm

Don't underestimate the charismatic charms of Y2Koresh. When the Fresno Faithful join hands via AOL and massage each other through a secure firewall, many yucks are had, squeegeed off, and had again. Smackoff? Who needs it? The Beat Off is commencing nightly at the Y2Koresh Compound. Every sperm flecked onto the mirror is sacred.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:16 am

Jerkovich wrote:I do it because I know the gaggle of gayness on this board is nothing butt a bunch of one trick ponies. I laugh my ass off at your lame ass replies. Sorry that you don't get it yet.

This may be thesingle most bitchlike post I've ever read.

A tard who has never said one humorous thing, is completely devoid of smack, and is notable only for being pwned by trolls (then calling other posters at work to bitch about the plungering) using the phrase "you don't rate" is pretty good unintentional comedy, though.

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:08 pm

PSUFAN wrote: The Beat Off is commencing nightly at the Y2Koresh Compound. Every sperm flecked onto the mirror is sacred.

But if a sperm is wasted, doesn't Y2K get irate?

T1B

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