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from moonbattery.com

The Return of Jesse MacBeth

Phony soldier Jesse MacBeth is back, still wallowing in theatrical self-pity as he employs his vivid imagination to explain why he couldn't even get through basic training, despite earlier claims that he had served in Iraq, witnessing all manner of macabre American atrocities.

Lowlights from an illiterate gush of lurid absurdity from someone claiming to be MacBeth:

well, iam fresh out of prison, and i see the world is still discussion me mostly bashing me, for the things that i have said i deserve it. but i know alot of you have been wanting to know the truth have been wanting to know why i did and said the things i did. first off let me say i had no ideah it would get this big i had no ideah it would become internation and that was not my intention. i simply wanted to get back at the army for the way they treated me in basic training. […] iam muslim and have been most of my life. […] during the secound one of my drill dgt (ds martin) appraoched me in the training bay in front of all the other iet soldiers in my platoon took the quran off my bunk spit in it and threw it across the room yelling "muslims dont belong in my army" and madde me crawl in his words" like the muslim dog i was" to get my holy book. […] he a and a couple of other iet soldiers beat me badly strip my cloths from me and tied me to the poll naked in the training bay. for the next 2 days i was tied there naked. pages of my quran were ripped out and shoved down my throat. bacon was shoved down my thrat. cold water was dumped on me. i was called hajji, sand 'n-word', and several other slurs. i was repeatedly punched kicked and spit on while i was tied i did not sleep for the days i was tied to the poll and i had to urniated on myself. i had open wounds and cuts on my face and all over mybody the only nourishment i got were the words of allah. that was enough to get me through it.

The lies he fed his eagerly believing fellow peace activists regarding American misdeeds in Iraq were supposedly his revenge for this ill treatment.

How sad that anyone would aspire to be John Kerry. Sadder still, he fails miserably.

[Tom In VA]

And why is he wearing corporals stripes if he washed out in basic?

Because he's a liar and a fraud ?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Yes, this guy lied.

Iraq is a magical, enchanted land, filled with friendly unicorns and leprechauns giving away pots of gold.
American soldiers DO NOT come back from Iraq and abuse their spouses and commit suicide and stuff like that.

[Tom In VA]

Iraq is a magical, enchanted land

Cradle of Western Civilization.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Google "military + suicides".

Oh yeah, they're all liars. They are left wing, hand-wringing liberal liars.
Why would anyone who fought in the prestigious and honourable Iraq campaign under the "fearless war president" want to kill themselves?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Iraq is a magical, enchanted land

Cradle of Western Civilization.

Why don't you crawl back into your Cradle Of Jim Beam?

[Tom In VA]

.....suicide are unique to military experience and were unheard of before the Iraq War.

I've also heard of guys, already in service, volunteering to go to Iraq for the expressed purpose of -- hoping to get killed.