Take the 2008 Wonderlic Test!

[poptart]

1. Dungver Bronco, Brandon Marshall, put his arm through a big screen tv, severely cutting flesh, veins and tendons. Who/what was the culprit?

a) His motherfuckin’ ho
b) Malt Liquor
c) An NCAA bracket gone to hell
d) Family horseplay



2. Which Beast of the Field does not belong with the others

a) Hippopotamus
b) Rumplewife
c) Cheetah
d) Elephant



3. If Pacman Jones has 5 crack rocks and he smokes 2 of them, how many crack rocks remain?

a) 4
b) 1
c) 3/16
d) 3



4. The U&L is dominant in every aspect, and for all eternity.

T or F



5. If Nancy Reagan endorses John McCain, …

a) A bear shits in the woods
b) Barack Obama is still pretty black
c) John Hinckley shits in his prison cell
d) Jody Foster eats rug



6. If KC Paul is choking on a Hibatchi Chicken bone at the Sizzler, what maneuver is used to dislodge the offending bone?

a) The Clean and Jerk
b) The HermLick
c) Pipe-to-Flange
d) The Heimlich



7.When OCmike crafts a post, it’s reading time is measured by what tool?

a) Sun Dial
b) Stanley Pickle
c) Calendar
d) Mel Tillis reciting the alphabet



8. Toddowen will kill himself …

a) If March gets any madder
b) If Boston makes the R&R HoF
c) If Craig Biggio makes the Baseball HoF
d) For kicks



9. In Spring, AP's thoughts turn to ...

a) Y2K
b) Loading the U-Haul
c) Victoria's Secret Spring Collection
c) Booze



10. Kid Nashville and Fandango were jobbed.

T or F

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

'Tart, you're on fire today.

[Headhunter]

That'll rack!

[.m2]

Give Jehovah's Witness a Rack!

[PSUFAN]

bwahahaha, rack

Your scores will be added to the word filter to protect your dignity, folks

[RumpleForeskin]

I know of one question I got wrong on this exam.

[Mikey]

All of the above.

[Biggie]

Plenny giggles there. RACKem.