Ummm...these looks painful...

[OCmike]

When flammable liquids and the stupid collide...

Doh!...Ow!...Ooh!...Oh!...Why...you...little... (Rack Mexican TV for this one...we'd have never seen it in the states)

Kayaking is gax...this guy deserves what he gets.

You go(*gasp*)...I go...

I belieeeeeeve I can flyyyyy...

War 2-hour conference calls where you don't have to say shit.

[Mikey]

The shooting a bottle rocket out the asshole guy is always good for a laff too.

[OCmike]

WAR your bosses allowing you to attend more of those conference calls.

I needed a break.

I've got another 2-hour call that starts at 1PM (PST). I'll see what else I can dig up that isn't glass deek material. :D

[OCmike]

Hey, guys....watch this!

The agony of defeat.

Wags, hard at work.

Um...yeah, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday and clean up your mess...

Maybe he can get out the blood stain with OxyClean

[poptart]

Kayaking is gax...this guy deserves what he gets.

When Whales Attack!!

RACK the home field advantage.


bwaaa hahaha

[War Wagon]

Wags, hard at work.

Bwa...

I wouldn't have even clicked on this thread if 'tart hadn't been the last post.

That should tell you something, OCsundialMike

[OCmike]

Wags, hard at work.

Bwa...

I wouldn't have even clicked on this thread if 'tart hadn't been the last post.

That should tell you something, OCsundialMike

That 'Tart should be expecting the FTD "BFF" bouquet from you any day now?

Look, if you don't care for my stories, I'm fine with that. If you find me long-winded, boring, tiresome or all of the above, you go with your bad self! Some people don't have the attention span to read for that long, whether the poster has tried to make it entertaining or not. I get it. But I like writing them, because they make me laugh thinking about old times, and if I think they're funny, I might pass a few of them on. And...hang on, I'll be right back...wait right here...the Pickle thread with my last OCyarn was read 245 times. So even though you didn't care for it, I doubt that my story was Hall of Fame suckitude caliber. Well, either that or people kept clicking on it several times and each time thought, "Yep, still sucks." :D

My stories, my way of telling them and my brand of humor in general has always been an acquired taste. Hell, even as a PERSON, I'm an acquired taste. People either like me a lot or can't stand my ass. I'm fine with either.

[Dinsdale]

People either like me a lot or can't stand my ass. I'm fine with either.

I resemble that remark. Not much middle ground with me, it seems.

[Mister Bushice]

Actually your problem is you take up all of the middle ground and push everyone else out to either the "rack" or "stfu" sides.

[Goober McTuber]

Wags, hard at work.

Bwa...

I wouldn't have even clicked on this thread if 'tart hadn't been the last post.

That should tell you something, OCsundialMike

Serious question, Whitey. Do you honestly think that anyone with an IQ above 60 finds you to be a better read than OCMike? What the fuck do they put in the water in that shithole where you live?