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Cyclist Tammy Thomas Found Guilty In BALCO Trial
SAN FRANCISCO (CBS 5 / AP / BCN) ― Former elite cyclist Tammy Thomas was convicted Friday afternoon of lying to a federal grand jury investigating a Bay Area steroid distribution ring that has implicated some of the biggest stars in baseball, football and track.

Thomas, the first figure connected to the Bay Area Laboratory Co-Operative - or BALCO - to go to trial, shouted at the 12-member San Francisco jury, who found her guilty of three counts of perjury and one count of obstruction of justice. Thomas was acquitted of two counts of perjury.

"I already had one career taken away from me," she yelled at jurors. "Look me in the eye. You can't do it."

Her father, who has sat in the front row of court during the trial, also raised his voice and said, "They can't do it."


During the cyclist's seven day trial, jurors heard testimony that ranged from arcane discussions of human hormone science to detailed and deeply personal descriptions of how Thomas' body apparently changed after she took the substances.

Dr. Margaret Wierman, an endocrinologist at the University of Colorado, testified that when she examined Thomas in 2000, she observed masculine body features.

"My recollection was that when I examined her, she had specific signs of evidence of a full beard" and other features, including male-pattern balding, diminished breasts and unusual patterns of hair on her chest and arms, Wierman said.

She also said she observed Thomas' deep voice, and wondered whether that would reverse itself later.

Thomas was the first figure connected to BALCO to go to trial.

Eight others, including track diva Marion Jones and BALCO founder Victor Conte, have pleaded guilty to various charges involving perjury, drug and money laundering and were given short prison sentences.

The federal government steroids probe has ensnared a number of other
elite athletes, including home run king Barry Bonds and former San Francisco 49er Dana Stubblefield. Investigators are now also looking into whether pitcher Roger Clemens lied when he told Congress he never used performance-enhancing drugs.

Bonds was charged with perjury for allegedly lying to the same grand jury as Thomas about never knowingly using performance-enhancing drugs.

Legal experts said Thomas' trial offered Bonds' lawyers a preview of what kind of evidence the slugger will face if his case goes to trial as expected. Two of Bonds' attorneys, for instance, watched the all-time home run leader defecate what appeared to be "a very large brick" upon the delivery of the guilty verdict.

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LTS TRN 2 wrote:Two of Bonds' attorneys, for instance, watched the all-time home run leader defecate what appeared to be "a very large brick"
Did he name it "mstool," like your mom did?
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Tammy Thomas (and unlike Barry Bonds, I shit you not)
that dude can prolly grow a better beard than I can
get out, get out while there's still time
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She always has maintained her innocence and said the positive results might have been triggered by contraceptives she was using.
Hmmm...I didn't realize condoms would show up in urinalyses.

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Okay, this one's easy: 2,1

Even though I'm a Giants fan, I had come to the realization that Bonds was on 'roids a lonnnnnnnng time ago, unlike the delusional retarded SF fans who continued to act like they were at a fucking Beatles concert every time Barroid stepped up to the plate. Good God and G0D they were embarrasing for the rest of us. I mean, it's pretty clear that the guy's body is not natural to anyone with an ounce of common sense. 40y/o men do not develop muscle like that using any natural means. It's just not possible. Not that I spend a lot of time looking at the..uhm...physiques of 40 y/o men, I just...ah, crap, Oot.

That pic of Bonds was taken I think two years ago when the Giants were goofing around and having an "American Idol"-type singing contest. Bonds was, obviously, playing Paula Abdul. Sadly, I think he has a bigger rack than she does. But, I digress... When I saw that pic, I was like "Holy, fuck!" No, not because he's so ripped, but because he's that ripped and is stupid enough to allow himself to be photographed in a half-shirt like that! What the fuck is he thinking?! That's like Robert Downey Jr. walking around with a rolled up C-note sticking out of his nose all the time. Look, Barry, we all know you're shooting up, but don't treat us like we're fucking stupid. If you're going to use the cream and the clear because baseball let you, then just do the shit, but at least don't flaunt the fact that you're doing it right in front of our faces like that.

But even he thinks you need to tone things down a bit and cover up:
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Toddowen wrote:I can almost picture her doing a rendition of Harry Chapin's 'Taxi' or 'Fire and Rain' by James Taylor.
I can almost picture her coaching the Patriots' offensive line.
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Smackie Chan wrote:
Toddowen wrote:I can almost picture her doing a rendition of Harry Chapin's 'Taxi' or 'Fire and Rain' by James Taylor.
I can almost picture her coaching the Patriots' offensive line.
Well, she is a cheater, so she’s qualified.
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