They Said the Segway Would Change the World

[Uncle Fester]

-which was bullshit, of course.

But this thing....Holy Shite!

(Warning, turn down your volume):

[Bobby42]

How much did the bitch cost to stagger drunk?

[PSUFAN]

Looks like lk_pk on a morning crawl home after scouring the 314 for foul penis

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I look forward to this contraption pumping bullets into American civilians within the next decade.

Hooray for Skynet.

[KC Scott]

It's a camel that turns into a robot

[Uncle Fester]

Given the Muslim aversion to pigs, we could outfit that robot with a pig's body and arm it with laser-guided bacon.

[PSUFAN]

Awesome. We could truly pig-beat them, I like the ring of that.

"The Pig AMERICAN infidel has occupied our holy lands, and attacked us with filthy PIG bodies"

[RadioFan]

Put a dog's head on it and we may have something here, for the war on terrr.

Hell, if nothing else, paint it dirty yellow and it'll make them think it's a giant camel spider.


Btw, fester, can you imagine planting that thing somewhere on a camping trip? Giant spider stories, 'round the campfire, would take on a whole new meaning.

[Uncle Fester]

RACK PSU on the picker reference.

I always figured that with my aches and pains I was too old to climb Mt. Everest. But imagine strapping a Barcalounger onto the back of that thing and letting it whisk you up the mountain for a weenie roast on the summit.

[PSUFAN]

Not in. I carry a halo of methane around me wherever I go; at those oxygen-starved heights I would be a downright dangerous camping buddy.

The PickerBot would be great, though...all of her running sores would blend in with the corpses that litter the summit.

[RumpleForeskin]

laser-guided bacon.

[Mister Bushice]

I've been waiting for the day that hooved transportation would come back.

But as an attack vehicle? All you'd have to do is cut one of its legs off.

I wonder if it could be programmed to taunt its enemy?

"Tis but a scratch , I'll do you for that! I'm *INVINCIBLE*!!!

[Smackie Chan]

This post is one hundred fukkken times worse than my worst motherfukkken post.

Don't be so hard on yourself. That's why the rest of us are here.

[Adelpiero]

Looks like lk_pk on a morning crawl home after scouring the 314 for foul penis

She searched KC for her penis, Kent. Get your shit straight.

[Uncle Fester]

This post is one hundred fukkken times worse than my worst motherfukkken post.

What the fukkk? :?

Sorry, Pickle.

They can't all be about you and your hatred of blacks.

[PSUFAN]

Indeed. For example, Dan Vogel may be preparing to post a peaceful, nature-oriented thread.

[Uncle Fester]

Maybe Pickle would be more interested if they dressed the robot in parachute pants and programmed it to hate black guys.

[RumpleForeskin]

Maybe Pickle would be more interested if they dressed the robot in parachute pants and programmed it to hate black guys.

Could you imagine Pickle's distaste for the robot if its legs were shaped like drumsticks?

[Mikey]

I think Pickle would be most interested if they dressed it in a black satin thong and gave it a huge black dong.

[RumpleForeskin]

Could you imagine the mechanical carnage if that drumstick legged contrapation trundled by within snatching distance of Jabba the Rumple?

You make it REAL hard not to root for Obama.

[PSUFAN]

Perhaps it could be outfitted with a watermelon bin?

[Mister Bushice]

how about 25 inch rims with spinners and a set of thumpers in the trunk?

[PSUFAN]

Damn, this thread might end up changing the world.

[Nishlord]

So someone attached to the American mlitary makes something that not only looks like a massive fly, it sounds like one too - and they call it the 'Big Dog'.

And then they wonder why people don't believe them about anything.

[Uncle Fester]

The Big Dog is more fun to watch than a soccer game.

And when the guy kicked the it, the dog didn't crumple to the ground and roll around grabbing its knee.

[PSUFAN]

lk_Big_Dog takes abuse gladly, and returns panting for more.

[Nishlord]

The Big Dog is more fun to watch than a soccer game.

And when the guy kicked the it, the dog didn't crumple to the ground and roll around grabbing its knee.

You see. Now you've fallen for the propaganda.

Send that thing into Iraq, and the people there would shit themselves for about two minutes, thinking that an enormous fly was approaching their village, and then go 'Oh, hang on - someone's pulled its wings off. Let's construct an massive newspaper and have the bastard'.

If the Americans were really smart in the Middle East (I know, bit of a reach on a Monday morning), they'd go along British linesand erect massive spider-webs and put a few of those bastards in there. That'd shit 'em up good and proper.

Oh, and for a dog, it's not that big. I bet the Chinese have already cloned a 40' dog. A proper one that can block up a road with its shit.

[Goober McTuber]

Oh, and for a dog, it's not that big. I bet the Chinese have already cloned a 40' dog. A proper one that can block up a road with its shit.

We cloned a chimpanzee and made it the leader of the free world. Top that.

[PSUFAN]

That thing might be a beast on the soccer field. Also, it could be affixed with asses all around, so that English poofters who ignored the watermelon bin might achieve victories as well.

[Nishlord]

I bet that giant fly could sniff out a skidmark from 50 miles, eh PSUFAN?

[PSUFAN]

I could use the help in keeping English Pooftahs at bay.