So Bill Clinton is dropping into my town tomorrow...

[indyfrisco]

He's hitting the middle school. No wonder. Some nice young tail there who may have not been offered cigars before. I'm sure he's bringing Diego in tow.

I was just considering if I should drop by to throw McD's cheeseburgers at him or if the local Tobacco Road shop had Swisher Sweets on sale to pelt his ass with.

[AP's Self of Steam]

Why don't you just introduce yourself to him and start comparing the value of all your material possessions to his? You know, the important shit in life: what you and your dick sucker gave to each other for christmas (and the specific cost for each), how much your house cost, how big your kitchen is (and how much it cost to furnish), and all the yuppie bullshit you like to boast about.

I think you'd do just fine.

[Wolfman]

I wouldn't walk across the street to look at him, let alone waste good food.

[Diego in Seattle]

But he would walk across the street to meet McPain. Maybe the candidate will reward him with a Lincoln Savings & Loan toaster.

[OCmike]

I wouldn't walk across the street to look at him, let alone waste good food.

My Mom used to run the Accounts Payable Dept at a UC campus. She said that (and this was in the 80's) they paid Jimmy Carter 40 grrr to speak for an hour. Wonder how much scratch Bubba is raping the school district for...

[PSUFAN]

I wouldn't walk across the street to look at him, let alone waste good food.

Would you misspell something in spraypaint on his limo?

[Diego in Seattle]

I wouldn't walk across the street to look at him, let alone waste good food.

My Mom used to run the Accounts Payable Dept at a UC campus. She said that (and this was in the 80's) they paid Jimmy Carter 40 grrr to speak for an hour. Wonder how much scratch Bubba is raping the school district for...

Every ex-POTUS charges speaking fees. At least none of the democratic ones puked on their host as well.

[indyfrisco]

Why don't you just introduce yourself to him and start comparing the value of all your material possessions to his? You know, the important shit in life: what you and your dick sucker gave to each other for christmas (and the specific cost for each), how much your house cost, how big your kitchen is (and how much it cost to furnish), and all the yuppie bullshit you like to boast about.

I think you'd do just fine.

Why don't you post under your normal nick instead of behind your shit troll? Feel free to reply with another of your long line of shit trolls.

[Dinsdale]

Wonder how much scratch Bubba is raping the school district for...

If he openly campaigns for Hitlery, he didn't charge them anything. If he speaks about everything but Hilary, such as his time in office, he's getting a fee.

That's how that deal works.

[Wolfman]

"fixed" my spelling (sort of)

[Mikey]

I wouldn't walk across the street to look at him.

I don't blame you. You'd probably have to stop halfway across to catch your breath and you might then get run over one of the other blue hairs in your neighborhood.

[indyfrisco]

You'd probably have to stop halfway across to catch your breath and you might then get run over one of the other blue hairs in your neighborhood.

Or maybe one of them would pick him up. You know the old coot has his eye on some geriatric babe who he dreams of sliding down her leather tough meat flaps around his viagra induced semi-flaccid wolfcock. Mrs. O dried up long ago I am sure.

[Wolfman]

It has been said that those who obsess with sex----



do not get any !!
Sucks to be you.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Sorry to drop the obvious, but . . .

Bill Clinton dropping into Indy Frisco's town has Indy Frisco's wife written all over it.

[War Wagon]

Mrs. O dried up long ago I am sure.

How the hell would you know?

Fellatio, you are a dumbfuck, but even a dumbfuck should know not to go there.

There's rulz for smack engagement, and you just incurred a 15 yard penalty.

I'm watching you now.

[XXXL]

Clinton Rules!

[Headhunter]

I wouldn't walk across the street to look at him, let alone waste good food.

I could have sworn he said he was going to waste McDonald's cheeseburgers.

Try to keep up.

[indyfrisco]

Mrs. O dried up long ago I am sure.

How the hell would you know?

Fellatio, you are a dumbfuck, but even a dumbfuck should know not to go there.

There's rulz for smack engagement, and you just incurred a 15 yard penalty.

I'm watching you now.

I was just kidding with wolfie. Pop your tampon back in.